Forgive me, Karaoke Comrades! This is my first attempt at your most brilliant Karaoke! I know I am in the presence of genius! Yet, because of your inspiration, I humbly present my first offer!
I intend to post this on the Peoples Blog, with a reference back! Gosh, i hope you like it!



Elizabeth Warren alerted us Comrades to her hyperbole regarding her Cherokee ancestry! She can claim 1/32 of her Cherokee ancestry on this percentage! Yeah! She's a "Native American." This qualifies her as a "half-breed, no matter what the percentage."

Here's my parody of what Cher sang so many years ago:

My pure white father wed a pure Cherokee
My mother's people were ashamed of me
My Indian fathers said I'm white by law
The white man always called me "Indian Squaw!"


Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Help Me! Just like a unicorn!
Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Braying like a donkey since the day I was born!


We never settled, went from town to town
When people hate you you just double down!
While all the children liked to laugh at me,
A simple feather gave to me the "Crown."


Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Help Me! Just like a unicorn!
Help Me! I sing just like a horse!
Braying like a donkey since the day I was born!


They really hated us for scalps we took
Only 19, left them crook for crook
My life since then has been man to man
But I can't run away from what I am!


EDIT: As a new member of the People's Karaoke I felt obliged to post this revision of my original post. It's only fitting and proper, and respectful of the members here.

Welcome to the peopleskaraoke wing of the Karl Marx treatment center, my dearest Comradess Pamalinsky. You could not have picked a better time to join us; the beet soup rations have been particularly satisfying as of late. And now for further lyrical mischief with "Half Breed"

My great great great grandfather married a Cherokee
The Harvard people sought diversity
I faked it to teach at Harvard Law
Now the Teabaggers call me Indian Faux

Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! It's what I'm starting to hear
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! This is hurting my career
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! She's a fake they warned
The voters and the bloggers are heaping me with scorn

We settled nicely into Cambridge town
When you play a race card, you can hang around
Now right wing bloggers are poking fun at me
Give her life tenure, she's thirtieth Cherokee

Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! It's what I'm starting to hear
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! This is hurting my career
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! She's a fake they warned
Bloggers have been mocking since this story was born

I've got my posting and I feel no shame
That's just how libs roll, tell me who's to blame
This Senate run exposed my ethnic scam
And now people see me for what I am

Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! That's what I'm beginning to hear
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! This is hard on my career
Half of a half of a half of a half of a half breed! She's a fake they warned
Polls have been against me since this story was born

Bwaaahaahaahaa! Lennie! I suspect we could have copious iterations of this lyric! Thank you for welcoming me to your Inner Sanctum! I am so happy! And, I love your iteration!

Here is being more tribute to Cher for her incisive analysis of the Tea Party

Half wit! That's what Cher is to me
Half wit! Not even half a Cherokee (So says Pamalinsky :-D)
Half wit! Should have pioneered in porn
Been listening to her bullshit since the day I was born

Here is being link to another site where I posted both my Liz Warren magni opusi. They were well received, even by the ideologically uncommited

https://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/cher20.shtml

Brava, most musical Pamalinsky!

Hey Nookie! Good to see you! And thanks for the "Brava!"

Callmelennie!
Love the followup! Love it!
I have learned from your example (went to your site) and know my pacing was off! I know better and should have taken care to do it. It's not that hard. But, as is my current way, I tend to rush things. Bad, bad, over-enthusiastic habit.

I never realized, until now, that you must have a Master's Degree in Multi-dimensional Mathematics! Very impressive!Also Comrades, did anyone notice the horse she is "riding?" Yeah, it's a pinto! I think we have some subliminal thing going on here. Just saying.

Ahhh.. The gulag has gone coed. How progressive of the party to finally get some babes in here.

Perhaps I could share my beet soup ration?

Dear Groucho Marxist!

I have seen your most prolific work! You are unstoppable!

I am so happy you enjoyed my "babes" entry into the most sacrosanct, male-dominated People's Karaoke! BTW, I never thought of it until you mentioned it.

But now, I am Hellbent to give you a run for your (or, other people's) money!

Nice of you to offer your beet soup ration.

I'll think about it.

We occassionally catch rats. I will gladly share.

Looks like Elizabeth Warren's rejected campaign ad.

After watching this again, I have to hand it to our Comrade Lizzy. I mean, Cher did do some serious subliminal tap dancing with her right foot during this video. You gotta give her that. It's obvious to those who “really know” that she was putting her foot down on the right! Yeah! That's the ticket!