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I made GM build a custom wagon
They were broke I took control
Boss was fired 'cause their sales was a-draggin'
Unions were in deep and dreamed of Hope 'n Change

Cause I had bailout money layin' there
And the Unions want their share
I'll give tax breaks to the green dolts
I'm gonna make them drive my Chevy Volt
And that's all right with me

My young face was said that of an angel
My complexion tanned and brown
Gotta keep my eyes on the ball, son
Better slow my golf cart down

Cause I had bailout money layin' there
And the Unions want their share
I'll give tax breaks to the green dolts
I'm gonna make them drive my Chevy Volt
And that's all right with me

We drove it out in a town seemed so small
You could throw a rock from end to end
A pot holed Main Street, blank and empty city streets
It's a shame I won't be in Detroit again

Cause I had bailout money layin' there
And the Unions want their share
I'll give tax breaks to the green dolts
I'm gonna make them drive my Chevy Volt
And that's all right with me

Here is being my version of Chevy Volt; is referencing song about swinish capitalist infatuation with cars that using unequal portions of people's petrol -- Little GTO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c-bGVt ... ature=fvsr

Little Chevy Volt, you're really humming fine
Two batteries and a plug in; with a 240 VAC line
Waiting for her to charge it up now; then drive her 40 mi-yi-yiles
C'mon and plug her in; charge her up; BACK her out
Chevy Volt
Wa, wa (Yeah, yeah, little Chevy Volt)
wa, wa,wa,wa, wa, wa (yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
wa WA (yeah yeah Little Chevy Volt)
wa wa wa wa wa wa (yeah, yeah little Cevy Volt)
wa, wa, (Aaaah, little Chevy Volt)
wa wa wa wa wa wa

You ought to see her at the Starbucks or at the food co-op
That little carbon footprint gives her PC pop
More PC than the Prius
And all the Volvos too, woo woo
C'mon and plug her in, charge her up, back her out
Chevy Volt
Wa wa (Yeah, little Chevy Volt)
wa wa, wa wa wa wa (Yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
wa WA, (Yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
wa wa wa wa wa wa (yeah, yeah little Chevy Volt)
Wa wa (AAAh, Little Chevy Volt)
wa wa wa wa wa wa

Gonna save all my money, and buy a Chevy Volt
Get an outlet and a extension cord
And I'll be ready to go
Take it out to the co-op and let 'em know
That I'm the greenest dude around
Treehugger gonna shame you down
Gonna plug her in, charge her up, back her up
Chevy Volt
Wa wa .....

And of course, there is potential for equal laughings in Beach Boy song "Little Deuce Coupe"

Well I'm not bragging, babe so don't put me down
But I've got the smallest carbon print in town (eol)

(And now, to commemorate the fifth occasion of a Chevy Volt spontaneously combusting)

Well I'm not bragging babe so don't put me down
But I've got the hottest engine block in town
When someone comes along now he don't even try
But he brings a coat hanger for a hot dog fry

She's my little Chevy Volt you don't know what I got




 
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