A Long distance directory assistance, area code 602
This is from AZ this is governor Jan Brewer
They said hello, and put me on hold
To say the least Janet was cold
She said, don't call us Jan we'll call you


Jan said, you got my number?
She said yeah, I got it and don't call any more
Don't call us, we'll call you
Don't call us, we'll call you


We heard your name from your terrorist friends
Said he sold some guns for you
Remember that Fast and Furious by Eric Holder's crew
Congress asked you to relate gun running escapades
You know some border guards were shot too
Eric said, uhhhh... don't call us now we'll call you


Listen Jan you made the call
Law ain't bad but we'll ignore it like before
The border's now just an open gorge


Any way, the court said we could do a bit
But said, the rest we couldn't use
Now they've made a civil rights ruse
It's telephone "We'll screw you"
We've seen employment slow and Sheriff Joe
Got some news for you so, Obama
And come November, Hear us, we'll call you


Napolatono took the call
It's just sad we'll vote you out the door
Don't call us, we'll call you
Don't call us
Don't call us, we'll call you


Hat Tip to Chalupa for some inspiring direction here...