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Georgetown whore
She's been screwin' with her Georgetown boys
She never misses the backseats on a dates
Now she's tellin' Obama she's late...

I heard about this Georgetown whore
She's real easy if condoms you provide
She'll let everyone finish inside
But now she's looking for a condom plan
That's what she said

And when she knows what
She wants for her dime
And what she thinks up
Wants it free this time

Free's never been enough
Just because
If you're in bed with a Georgetown whore
She wants US condoms to rock her world
She's getting too tired to buy her own
Wants us to pay each time she screws some boy
Cos she's pro-choice

Georgetown whore
All I can afford is to give her pearls
But one day condoms for me to come in
She'll then have time for the guys like me
She'll let me in

And when she's screwing
It's a great, great time
And when she's screwing
It's someone else's dime

She'll say it's been so tough
Just because
She's so tired
From her social plans
Now she's looking for her own web site
And folks will pay whenever they log in
Now she gets her rest cos she sleeps at night
I know that's right

Georgetown Whore
Now virtual girl
You know I'm logged in
With my Georgetown whore



Inspired by Commissar Praline, written by Commissar Praline and Groucho Marxist