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Hey There Georgetown Whore

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Hey there, Georgetown Whore
Goin' down on guys so carelessly
Nobody you screw ever see the need for condoms there - inside you?
Hey there, Georgetown Whore
How did any frat boys pass you by?
Could it be they didn't try or is it that they are gay?

You're always bedroom hopping but condoms you never buy
So go down to WalMart and try - or Target

Hey there, Georgetown Whore
There's another lover at the door
Tell all the love you provide and, if contraception's free
The price is cheap for this Georgetown whore

[Instrumental Interlude]

Hey there, Georgetown whore
Dreamin' of someone else you could screw
Welcome to reality, you can't get your condoms free
Don't be afraid being responsible for yourself
There's more condoms up on the shelf - At Target

Hey there, Georgetown whore
There's more lovers wanting deep inside
Tell services you'll provide and, oh, what the charge will be
Birth control's free for this Georgetown whore

(We're here, Georgetown whore)
Lube up, Georgetown whore
(We're here, Georgetown whore)
Come now, Georgetown whore

(We're here, Georgetown whore)
Lube up, Georgetown whore

I must commend you and Comrade Stalin For Time for dicovery of song "Georgy Girl" as being endless wellspring for lyrical hooliganism. Most equal discovery. But, hark People's Muse is stirring in me just a little ....

Hey there, Obama Girl
Fawning over the One in that video
Nobody who "likes" would ever see the vacuousness there
Inside you
Hey there, Obama girl
Why support the O when the economy shrinks
Could it be you just don't think
Or choose to be unaware
You're always bitching that there's no job niche for your degree
So shed those PC blinkers and see
You little twit


And here is being kinder, gentler version of "Georgetown Whore" which would pass muster with my long suffering mother, and lead her to believe that I might soon be released from the Treatment Center

Hey there, Georgetown girl
Putting on a show for Nancy P
None of the media heads would ever note the phoniness there
Inside you
Hey, there, Georgetown girl
Why should all the Catholics buy your pill
Don't you know it makes us ill
Cause we think there's life in there
You're always Target shopping but never stopping to buy
So head to that pharmacy line and try
The nine buck 'scrip

Hey there, Georgetown girl
There's a dark agenda deep inside
Bring up the background you hide
And what an outcry there'd be
The world would see
The truth, Georgetown girl

Hey there, Georgetown girl
Flying all to pieces when called a slut
Rushbo shouldn't have said that, but
Let's have some perspective here
You don't see Palin fainting when Maher calls her a c#nt
Methinks it's just a media stunt
A little bit

Hey there, Georgetown girl
There's a left agenda deep inside
Did up all background you hide
And what an outcry there'd be
The world would see

The truth, Georgetown girl (Hey there, Georgetown girl)
Fess up, Georgetown girl (Hey there, Georgetown girl)
Come clean, Georgetown girl (Hey there, Georgetown girl)
Fess up, Georgetown girl .....

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Lube up, Georgetown whore.
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