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King Putts (King Putts)
Now when he was a young man
He never thought he'd see (King Putts)
People in gas lines
Cos of the boy king (King Putts)

How'd you get so funky (Funky Putts)
You're a party flunky
(Born in Kenya, Indonesia, Can't go Arizona Hawaii)
(Moved to Indonesia America, King Putts)

(King Putts) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see him (Funky Putts)
For Obama money
I'd have charged a per diem (King Putts)

Partied with the donkey (funky Putts)
He's at least half a honky
(Born in Kenya, Indonesia, Hawaii, Can't go Arizona)
(Moved to Indonesia America, King Putts)

Danced in Ellen's aisle (disco Putts)
The Oprah loved his style (boss Putts)
Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Putts)
He married a Wookie

He gave his life for vacations (King Putts)
(Putts, Putts, Putts, Putts)
He's an idol
(Putts, Putts, Putts, Putts)
He's the Messiah
(Putts, Putts, Putts, Putts)
He's sellin' us (King Putts)

Now,I'm not lyin'
I'm not a birther nut
Don't want to know your birth place
Just one like ole King Putts (King Putts)

I know'd he won a Grammy (King Putts)
Know he missed his Granny
(Born in Kenya, Hawaii)
(Moved to Indonesia)
(He can't go to Arizona)
Got a condo bought by Rezko
King Putts


Hat Tip to BigFurHat


 
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