All aboard! Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!

Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay

Krazy, that's how government goes
Spending Billions of dollars taxing as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To hop on an airplane
And arrive at the gate

Government hack keep stealing
AMTRAK's a bitter shame
No one's riding rails on the Krazy train
No one's riding rails on the Krazy train

Let's Go! I've listened to capitalists
I've listened to fools
I've watched government lapdogs
Who make their own rules
Obama conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Empty trains still screaming
Driving me insane
No one's riding rails on the Krazy train
No one's riding rails on the Krazy train

I know trains were so 19th Century
Obama reads off all his words
Yeah

A government boondoggle
That's what its become
Antiquated transpo. Is mentally dumb
Crazy, I wish I could swear
This "Big F..King Deal" it just isn't fair

Empty trains still screaming
If only Bush was too blame
No one's riding rails on the Krazy train
No one's riding rails on the Krazy train