Raindrops are fallin' on my head.
That's what the weather guy we paid for should have said.
Not enough to fit.
That, mega stadium was just too big to hold my ego.

So I just did me some talkin' with the Son.
Said we'd put His Dad back in before we made the run,
For another term.
Those, raindrops are falling far away from where I need them.

But there's one thing, I fear,
The Red States sent against me will defeat me.
It won't be long till unemployment's there to greet me.

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head.
But that won't help those blue states that will soon be turnin' red.
Vote fraud just won't help.
'Cause, I'm never gonna start the rain by my lyin',
Because I see,
Biden's worryin' me.

It won't be long till unemployment's there to greet me.

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head.
But that won't help those blue states that will soon be turnin' red.
Vote fraud just won't help.
'Cause, I'm never gonna start the rain by my lyin',
Because I see,
Romney's worryin' me.

A gloriously most equal work

Thank you, Comrade. Though I was a little distressed to hear that Premier Obama had the deity added to the party platform. I'm pretty sure that Commisar Darwin said He didn't exist.

Comrade Stalin, is that song a takeoff on the Jihadi Top 40 classic "J-Dams Keep Falling on my Head?"


J-DAMS keep falling on my head
And just like a jundi* who is bound to wind up dead
There's no place to hide
Those .. J-Dams keep falling on my head they keep falling

So I just did me some talking to the sheikh
And I said you're gonna get us killed on this mountain peak
Blasted in a cave
Those ... J-Dams keep falling on my head they keep falling

But there's one thing I know
The A-10's sent to deplete me won't defeat me
It won't be long till the seventy two are there to greet me

J-DAMs keep falling on my head
And that surely means that my blood will soon be shed
My death I do foresee
But I'm not gonna stop my fate by despairin'
My soul is free
Virgins waiting for me ....*(jundi -- soldier; jihadist)

When BigFurHat posted the weather report for the DNC, I just started to sing, "Raindrops keep falling on my head..." Once they voted to put God back in the platform, the other lyrics just popped out. I think it took me all of 15 minutes.