You think that we can work together
You think I'll make everything all better

But I'm a substitute for the president - a leper messiah not heaven sent
The simple things you see are all complicated
I look pretty smart but I'm over rated yeah

Substitute my lies for fact - you can't see through my plastic mack
I'm not all white and I'm not all black - I'm just a smooth talking lefty hack

I was born with some plastic tape on my mouth
The doctor got paid off and then we all headed south
And now you dare to look me in the eye
You're telling everyone that it's a lie
It's a genuine problem that you won't try
I'll never let it out just pass it by pass it by

Substitute me for him - substitute my crack for gin
Substitute Rahm for my mom - and he can leave his slippers on

But I'm a substitute for a patriot - my back-up man's an idiot
The Constitution seems so complicated
The changes I've made have been back dated yeah

I was born in a grassy hut in Kenya
And now you know why I won't defend ya
And now you dare to question what I've said
You must be from a state that's red
You can take it up with Eric and my Feds
I put all my records in the coffin next to Ted

Substitute me for him - substitute my coke for gin
Substitute my reverend Wright - substitute darkness for light
Substitute my lies for fact - I'm just a commie loving hack
My phony wife is named Michelle - and you all share my private hell.

2.5 stars. A most equal effort comrade

Thank you Comrade Groucho - your lack of praise makes me proud to know that I have lowered the bar for everyone else - Chalupski.

We strive for mediocrity. That way we're always at our best.

Groucho Marxist wrote:We strive for mediocrity. That way we're always at our best.

The success at such is most disappointing as it insults certain olympians , please raise the expectations a little lower.