Here's the story of a fugly lady
Who had somehow popped out a couple of girls
Both of them ate ice cream like their mother
And ate lots of danish swirls

Here's the story of a schmuck named Barry
Who was busy in Man's Country with the boys
There were four men all in a hot tub
Playing with each other's toys

Til this one day old Barry ran for office
And he knew that it was much more than a hunch
That a beard with kids would give him street cred
That's the way they all became The Shady Bunch
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That's the way they all became The Shady Bunch.