Alright, dig it

[ VERSE 1 ]
Abstaining in the Senate, but I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction
Articulate to the pound, and they're all waiting for me
My boost is Bush and I'm lookin' swoosh, yo, what's up DNC?
The VIPs are schmoozin' with the haggard candidates
Having drinks with some Clinton dump, when I light my cigarettes
So I played down the race, and got in her face, sidling to the mama
I asked the gal, "Gonna be my pal?" She said, "Flunky Called Obama."

Flunky Polled Obama

[ VERSE 2 ]
The Rahmster clued me in on how to pump my statist schtick
Pull a little Chicago out your ass, and the votes'll come real thick
Dangle that Hope and Change™ and all the tails will wag
A couple riffs off this spliff, and the votes'll be in the bag
So I gave some to the public when they began to beg
Then they licked their balls and went to the polls and did the wild thing on their legs
They used to ignore contrite me, before I was the über-charmer
But now the moonbats run to my booth, for the Flunky Called Obama.

You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every Dem in my neighborhood hopin' on my floor
I got Keith Olbermann
Paul from the New York Times
They won't heed my void at all, for I'm Obama, pal

[ VERSE 3 ]
I warmed up to this great leader whose name was Carter, Jimmah
I thought he'd be good to go with a little Flunky Called Obama
He said, "I don't need to think." I thought, "Yeah, you're down with me."
Voice of conscience, public buys nonsense, and I knew they'd go down on me.
So I led them to their crib, and everything went so very fine.
But when I got elected, I was rejected: All I did was whine.
So I tuned them out; I don't cater to xeno-gun-nut Christorama.
The unions are gonna make you pay if you wanna play with the Flunky Called Obama.

You know, ain't no there in health care
This ain't the '80s, and I'm up on the Keynesies
Ya know?

Shake it down

[ VERSE 4 ]
Here comes the mid-term, lookin' for youth and other votes, yo
I took a shot as the President on The Daily Show,
But somehow I was berated, and you know they faced up to losin'.
I took Michelle, cause she's my belle, for free travel and some cruisin'.
She read a few rags, I'm thinkin' 'bout those rubes I'll be engagin'
Oddly they started talkin 'bout hopin' for my changin'.
I said, "Wait, slow down, we are the ones." I says, "I'll keep bein' ya."
That's how I found how hard's the ground, even for a Flunky Called Obama.

Ya know what I'm sayin'?
That Obama's a bomber, y'all.

Flunky Pulled Obama

Original lyrics

Most Equal Comrade

Most equal, indeed, Tovarich! I just love a man who gets right to the point! Whew! (pssst! don't tell anyone)

Pamalinsky wrote:Most equal, indeed, Tovarich! I just love a man who gets right to the point! Whew! (pssst! don't tell anyone)

Takes note...

Groucho Marxist wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Most equal, indeed, Tovarich! I just love a man who gets right to the point! Whew! (pssst! don't tell anyone)

Takes note...

Whilst you are taking note of me, comrade Groucho Marxist, do note that I have this on you. Most equal, indeed! Wonderful!

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Pamalinsky wrote:

Groucho Marxist wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Most equal, indeed, Tovarich! I just love a man who gets right to the point! Whew! (pssst! don't tell anyone)

Takes note...

Whilst you are taking note of me, comrade Groucho Marxist, do note that I have this on you. Most equal, indeed! Wonderful!
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Alas.... I am not against it.