Barry came from Nairobi Ken-Y-A
Hustled his way across the USA
Thought he'd take our rights away
Came up with a plan so gay
He says hey Holmes - walk a gun on the wild side
He said hey señor - walk a gun on the wild side

Eric came from Manhattan island
In the back room he was everybody's darlin'
But he never lost his head
Even when he was the top fed
He says hey babe - walk a gun on the wild side
He said hey bro - walk a gun on the wild side

And the black caucus go
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo

Little Joe Arpaio got in the way
The mojados had to pay and pay
A murder here and a murder there
Arizona's the place where they said
Hey babe - walk a gun on the wild side
They said hey Joe - walk a gun on the wild side

Azatlan cartels came and hit the streets
Looking for rivals severing heads and feet
Went all over Mexico - you should've seen 'em go go go
They said hey amigo - walk a gun on the wild side
They said hey gringo - walk a gun on the wild side
Alright........huh

Nancy was just speeding away
Thought she was a queen for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
She said hey Barry - walk a gun on the wild side
She said hey Eric - walk a gun on the wild side

And the black caucus say
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo.

Most excellent. El Presidente likie mucho grande.

Doo da doo da doo doo da doo
Doo da doo da doo doo da doo

Comrade Groucho Marxist,

I knew Attorney Holder did it with style, but I didn't know he could do it with rhythm as well!