Rejoice All Ye of the Church of Climatology: Environmentalism Will Soon Reach its Logical Conclusion
In other news... Kos Kids lead campaign to "Don Imus" the King of Hate! REJOICE!
Did you lay in the Kristal, Meow? And Betty, about that truffled foie gras? I don't care if the last Strasbourg goose dies unhappy. Feed it that corn. I want its liver.
How intelligent of the scientists to know that science is really the art of telling people with money what they want to hear. I am presently in the process of funding a study of the Johns Hopkins School of Health which will prove that gravity does not affect ex first ladies with mercurial hairstyles, and that will prove without a doubt that our Many Titted Empress is a svelte 135 pounds, and drop off the odd hundredweight.
US Detainee 'Mentally Tortured'Later, Mr Khan produced a list of further examples of psychological torture, which included the provision of "cheap, branded, unscented soap", the prison newsletter, noisy fans and half-inflated balls in the recreation room that "hardly bounce".
And the horror of a bad eye-glasses prescription. People without eyes are spared this problem.
And unscented soap? Quelle horreur! That sends a frisson down my spine. But I have spoken to the commandant who tortured him and he explained that Mr. Khan had never seen soap before and this was an attempt not to shock his system.
The Assault on Reason: How the Politics of Fear, Secrecy, and Blind Faith Subvert Wise Decision Making, Degrade Our Democracy, and Put Our Country and Our World in Peril
Bibliographic Data: Hardcover, 304 Pages, Penguin Group (USA) Incorporated, May 2007
MargaretThe Assault on Reason: How the Politics of Fear, Secrecy, and Blind Faith Subvert Wise Decision Making, Degrade Our Democracy, and Put Our Country and Our World in Peril
The cover you linked is for the general purpose only. For the Party Inner Circle the cover will look like this:
And if you buy this one you can get 1/2 off Al's earlier book, "The World According to Al Gore" which is an ingenious combination with hot water bottle that will make you want to curl up with it and never get out of bed:
A How To Book
But the most important one is to label it with progressive buzz words--it must have hot buttons or it will not fly. And while doing the last--defend in the teeth of the evidence--attack those who question, and find out who has a brain and give a preemptory, ad-hominem attack right off the bat. Suggest that he fingers hamsters in the closet at night, or looked funny at a furbish lousewort. That his grandfather once did not tear out the dictionary page with "pickaninny" on it, the 1890 dictionary.
Accuse anyone who might doubt you. Flatter the significant others of those in charge of the money.
"Oh, Mrs. Smith, that hair-do suits you" [How many rollers did it take for your back?]
"Well, Mr. Jones, I see you are still quite athletic." [From reaching around your pendulous gut to find your willie to pee.]
And you forget the meta process--Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie. Make like a Clinton and LIE, goddamn it, LIE.
Detainees relesed into Mexican custody.
Now on Fast Track to US Citizenship
In The Spectator there was an article positing that Cameron ally himself with Our Many Titted Empress's claque, because of a consanguinity of temperament. In the interests of disclosure, he revealed that he had worked for her in New York, and had fallen under the thrall of her sexual magnificence.
In the Ukraine, during the time that dear Joseph started the worthless kulaks, children were not, insofar as I know, traded, but on a documentary I saw praising his many benefices to the Soviet Union, one woman said that it was common knowledge that in some houses they were eating their children.
In North Korea today some butcher shops openly sell human flesh.
Margaret, I pose a question to you. Which is the best socialist country: one which commodities human flesh in butcher shops, the donor unknown to the butcher or the diners, being North Korean under Dear Leader?
One in which families have engaged in barter, not soiling themselves with money, being China?
One in which families just cut out the bourgeois middleman and eat their own?
I'm sure Hillary votes for Russia. Wouldn't you?
United Nations bumpersticker: Visualize World Police
Margaret, you are the first woman to so elate me in this way. Thank you and I really mean it.
MargaretUnited Nations bumpersticker: Visualize World Police
They are so traduced. When the Donald built a building not that far away, and in that questionable (I'm told; I don't know) neighborhood, some Pooh-Bah at the UN complained that Trump's building was taller than the UN.
I peed myself laughing at his presumption. In Washington DC there is a law that no building can be taller than the Capitol.
Commissar Theocritus gave me an idea when heThis can be on the side of the new building that we must build them in New York, and in a better neighborhood.
Maybe this would cheer them up?
Long Live The League of Nations - oops I mean The Party...
A designer Cube.
And you know that the Luxor in Vegas is really a half-buried cube.
Premier BettyKind of like the Cube our Polish comrades made because they found that they couldn't solve the regular one?
Yes! It should be the Polish People's Cube: Polish Comrades Modify The People's Cube To Their Needs
Onward to Victory!
Racist named "Indian Summer" to be replaced with scientifically correct "Goreman Summer" in honor of Columbus Day.
Weather service: Social Justice Dictates All Hurricanes To Be Named "Hurricane George Bush"
Avian Bush flu.
Acquired Bush Deficit Disorder--which Slick Willie has by the way.
Mad Bush Disease.
The Common Bush
"My ass is huge and I weigh too much. And look at that bulge in my dress! My bush is Bush's fault!"
natural disaster that wasnt bush's fault
CNN decides to become fair and balanced
left admits distain for troops
Santa Ana Winds a Global Warming Denier Hoax.
OK, maybe some of you don't get it....The Devil George....we couldn't make him a saint.
Ted Bundy: George Bush is worse.
Adolph Hiter. At least I let Herbert von Karajan get a really good string section in the Berlin Philharmonic and George Bush listened to music that wasn't Wagner.
Algore visits black church and claps so badly that one of the choir members takes his hands to show him how.
Democratic Party Offers First Female For President, First Black For President, First Pretty Pony For Attorney General
How many more firsts will the Democrats give us? The mind reels.
Oh. And I'm turning myself in to see what wall has my name on it.
(I think we can put together a piece on this)
Laika the Space DogHanoi Jane Endorses McCain
(I think we can put together a piece on this)
John McCain Apologizes For Going To Vietnam, Earns Jane Fonda's Endorsement