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Margaret, are we in a bidding war for Hope and Change? I had no idea that our MTE could be so powerful and I am first among equals in my admiration for her.

All she needs to is wave her trotter--and it is done.

Archimedes was a DWEM anyway. What did he know?


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Berkley Builds Wall Around Its Borders, Couple Shot Trying To Flee "Peace Sanctuary City"

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[T]he authors conclude that an authoritarian form of government is necessary, but this will be governance by experts and not by those who seek power.

[sniff] Those magnificent, selfless bastards...willing to sacrifice themselves to become dictators just so's us ignorant proles won't destroy their research grants Mother Gaia...Where do they find this sort of brave soul for the brave new world?


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Ivan Betinov wrote:[sniff] Those magnificent, selfless bastards...willing to sacrifice themselves to become dictators just so's us ignorant proles won't destroy their research grants Mother Gaia...Where do they find this sort of brave soul for the brave new world?
École nationale d'administration. Or all those John Rawls groupies. Take your pick.

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Code Pink targets Sea World: "Get these Marine Animals out of Here!"



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Margaret thanks for the heads up. The site has some great info on the actual reasons for earths temp. changes. It's the Sun Stupid! The other site it links to is equally informative.

LOL at this comment: “Could all that CO2 that AL and others speak of have such an effect on the sun? WOW”.

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Maksim, no, it's not the CO2. When the Holy Gore and his acolytes gather together in their priestly robes, Gucci, of course, it's the bozon flux that they generate. The bozon is the elemental particle of irrationality, which can be made to serve political purposes.

Past masters of the bozon were Torquemada, the judges in the Salem witch trials, the Catholic church which put Galileo under house arrest, the Roman emperor who got his soldiers to whip the English channel, and any number of others.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Maksim, no, it's not the CO2. When the Holy Gore and his acolytes gather together in their priestly robes, Gucci, of course, it's the bozon flux that they generate. The bozon is the elemental particle of irrationality, which can be made to serve political purposes.

Past masters of the bozon were Torquemada, the judges in the Salem witch trials, the Catholic church which put Galileo under house arrest, the Roman emperor who got his soldiers to whip the English channel, and any number of others.
Theocritus, Is it true that scientist are developing the Bozon Flux Capacitor, which will allow the earth to travel back in time before mans rise to dominance thereby saving the planet?

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I hope so, that way the masses will flock to use like we are gods even more!



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Betty, as you know better than I, or ought to or I'll send Our Empress over to 'splain things to you, the cure for weak liberalism is strong communism. And who cares about a mental disorder when you're having all that fun kicking the shit out of people and taking all their money?

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NO, we can't let the masses know that their condition is a government induced mental disorder that we have slowly been forcing on the country's population since the rise of socialism. We must keep them in a state of blissful ignorance so that we may take what is theirs for their own good.

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Betty, they will <i>never</i> know that it is a government-induced mental disorder because under democracy something that is in the majority cannot be a disorder, can it? If 51% of the people want to murder 49% of the people, democracy demands it. Of course they need leaders, Betty, they need leaders. That's were we come in.

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Yes, but we have not yet gotten to that point yet. Until then, we need to keep them sheltered from all aspects of reality.

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Of course. That's why the Goracle has invented the new secular fundamentalism, Global Warming. Or Climate Change. Is it still that or has it changed this morning?

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The temperature probably went up an average .006978 degrees since yesterday. I guess we're all doomed.

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Betty, who cares? That's why it's called Climate Change. If it's colder than yesterday, it's Climate Change. If it's warmer than yesterday, why, that's Climate Change too! DWEMs lose, we win.

How lovely.


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If not this, something else. It doesn't matter. It's just the fear drumming up followers. That's all. Could be buggy whips or artificial sweeteners. Hair spray.


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Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote.




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Margaret, report to the gulag for sentencing. An inconvenient truth must never inconvenience An Inconvenient Truth.

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Global warming on a breather, Scientists cant believe instruments, Declare "Global warming doesn't mean every year will be warmer than the last. And it may be that we are in a period of less rapid warming."[/TD][/TR][TR][TD] [/TD][TD] [/TD][/TR][/TABLE]



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Margaret, I wish you would warn me before directing me to the Mime's website. My old heart has trouble taking it.



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Anyone notice how those scented markers just encourage kids to sniff sharpies and other markers? What's up with that?

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Has there been some inhalant-related news lately? A link?

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Red Square wrote:Has there been some inhalant-related news lately? A link?
I'll take a mulligan. :-)

Eight-year-old Eathan Harris was originally suspended from Harris Park Elementary School for three days. Principal Chris Benisch reduced the suspension to one day after complaints from Harris' parents.

Harris used a black Sharpie marker to color a small area on the sleeve of his sweatshirt. A teacher sent him to the principal when she noticed him smelling the marker and his clothing.
"It smelled good," Harris said. "They told me that's wrong."

Eathan's father, John Harris, says the school overreacted for treating Eathan as if he was huffing, or inhaling, marker fumes.

"I think it's outlandish," John Harris said. "It's ridiculous."

Eathan shyly shook his head "no" when a reporter asked if he knew about "huffing."
Benisch stands by his decision to suspend Harris, saying it sends a clear message about substance abuse.

"This is really, really, seriously dangerous," Benisch said.

In his letter suspending the child, Benisch wrote that smelling the marker fumes could cause the boy to "become intoxicated."

A toxicologist with the Rocky Mountain Poison Control Center says that claim is nearly impossible.

Dr. Eric Lavonas says non-toxic markers like Sharpies, while pungent-smelling, cannot be used to get high.
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What's next? School children spinning around and around until they fall down?



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Karl Rove Slays MSNBC
On April 7th, you again devoted a substantial part of your show to the claim of former Alabama Governor Don Siegelman that I was behind his prosecution. Your continued coverage of this issue raises questions about your journalistic standards and those of MSNBC and NBC. During your broadcast, Mr. Siegelman referred to Ms. Dana Jill Simpson as a “respected Republican political operative,” a reference it seems you accept because of the frequent attention you give her in your broadcasts.



Have you, during your coverage of Ms. Simpson, ever actually looked into her claims? For example, have you ever asked her what campaigns she worked as “an operative” with me?

And if so, did you check out what she said by calling the candidates who were my clients or their campaign managers to ask if she was involved in those campaigns? Did you review campaign expenditure reports to see if her name appeared as a paid operative? Or did you check with the DeKalb County Republican chairman or activists (such as the Moore campaign chairman, an effort she told the Judiciary Committee she was active in) to see if she really was a “respected Republican political operative?”
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Europe is lost

Public pool bars father and son from its 'Muslim-only' swimming session
A father and his five-year-old son were turned away from their local swimming pool because they were the wrong religion.
David Toube, 39, and his son Harry were told that the Sunday morning session was reserved for Muslim men only.

Hackney Council, which runs the Clissold Leisure Centre in Stoke Newington, north London, claimed staff there had made a mistake.
However, the Muslim-only session was advertised on its website.
Mr Toube, a corporate lawyer, described his experiences on a blog.
"I arrived at the pool to discover that they were holding what staff described to me as "Muslim men only swimming"," he wrote.

"I asked whether my son and I could go as we were both male. I was told that the session was for Muslims only and that we could not be admitted. I asked what would happen if I turned up and insisted I was Muslim.
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MSNBC and NBC don't need no stinkin' fact-checking. The issue is not the issue. The revolution is the issue.




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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
Code Pink resorts to witchcraft to protest Berkeley's controversial Marine Corps Recruiting Center.


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Image The communist imagery and the Spanish language of this billboard caught my eye, so I made a u–turn and snapped a shot.
It translates to something along the lines of “Join the Revolution of Knowledge – The Proof or Test (not sure which) is Free.
The shocking part is the white lettering in the bottom left corner that to blurry to read, it says Idaho Department of Health and Welfare.

I worry about the future of my country
I emailed to my state rep.


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The Trial Lawyers Party (Democrats) Dreams of Billions in Lawyer Fees, Sues OPEC

If OPEC says screw off, how far is Congress willing to go with this? Major Police Action?

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Pump Prices At All Time High!
Liberal Environmentalists Adopt "Mission Accomplished" Bush Slogan
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McCain, during a visit to Reno, Nevada, also assailed Obama for saying he would meet with the Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, when he had not met with the U.S. commander in Iraq, General David Petraeus.

"He has said that he wants to sit down with the leader of a country that a few days ago called Israel, quote, a stinking corpse," McCain said.




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On a bumper sticker:

Bringing America To It's Knees

Vote Obama

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Obama To Stop Bush Induced Rising Floodwaters in Iowa After He's Finished With Lowering the Sea Level.
Cedar Rapids Breaths a Sigh of Relief


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California Prepares For Busy Week of Same-Sex Marriages.
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Thanks, Maxim! Added to the headlines!

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Obama, The First Woman President

Just when all the Hillary voters needed a reason to vote Obama, the MSM gives it to them. Prepare to read some very strange Letters to the Editor in your local newspapers as this thing gets ginned-up.

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New poll indicating Conservatives are happier than Liberals makes Liberals unhappy.

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Grand Rapids Mayor George Heartwell Vows City Will Be "Vanilla" When Rebuilt.

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MSM Fails To Report DC Now The Safest Since The Handgun Ban Took Effect!

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Despite Clintonesque Attack On McCain's Military Service, øbama's Patriotism Remains An Anathema.

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Only 7 Months Remain Until Taxation on Record Windfall Oil Profits Solve The World's Problems ~ Sen øBama.

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The new California law requiring new cars to display a Global Warming Score ..... suggests a new tee-shirt application here at the P-Cube. How about a Star Of David background behind the letters: GWD = Global Warming Denier.
The Placard should be available online here at the P-Cube.

Wish I could do the photoshop thing.

With this economy so bad, shouldn't there be a law outlawing new cars???
How about a law to protect new car buyers from themselves?
Definitely, there should be a law requiring a sticker informing us that the objects in hte rear view mirror may be closer than they appear!
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(Character off)

I wish I was a war criminal, so that somebody can show up at my house to do a citizen's arrest, they would get the crap beat of them.

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The Automotive Industry Agreed To The Proposed New 55 MPH National Speed Limit Provided The Airlines Follow Suit.

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"Men at Work" signs replaced with the oxymoronic moniker:
"Prevailing Wage Earners At Work"


 
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