Chevy Bill Ayers: A Classic Ride for Limousine Liberals

[Commissarka Pinkie]

Why, you pompous pickled piece of peevish, petulant . . . whatever. Did you not read my last post? I don't have a hat, either. Or were you thinking the same thing as Pupovich and Red Square?

That aside, these are the facts, Brain Boy:

You have a lid on your jar.

I have only a scarf on my head. How does that make me a hatist? A scarf isn't a hat, anymore than the lid of your jar. If anything, you and I should be joining forces to demand our rights.

Granted, I was perfectly happy with my headscarf for many years, until recently when the Empress and Obama started clamoring to convince me that I have, in fact, been miserable about it all these years, and what's more, they feel my pain--which I didn't even know I was suffering until they pointed it out--and they each have a plan to start the healing.

What say you? And do keep in mind that it's Saturday night and I've been drinking more than usual, so my "shovel finger" is a little itchy.

[General Mousey-Tongue]

Thus ALL you comrades with hats owe me, not just Big Fur Hat. He just happens to be the most visible of the hat oppressors, but for centuries now I have been oppressed by all those who wear hats. I bet you all wore hats while you were slaughtering the Buffalos and Indians and Polar Bears.

My hat is 60% cotton, 40% hemp, grown locally with organic process. All party-approved and ecologically correct.

Comrade Ivan, I don't have a jar, but I am not demanding from the collective that all jar-endowed party members provide me compensation.

I hereby call on comrade Red Square to levy a jar tax, and an out-of-body-brain tariff.

(As an aside, comrade Ivan, no hard feelings...I saw you in 'Young Frankenstein' cast as Hans Delbruck's brain, and you were brilliant. Who was your stunt double???)

[Marshal Pupovich]

Comrade Brain in Jar, I suppose you have not seen where I recently denounced myself For the Common Good™? But I beg to differ with you as neither I nor Pinkie are hatist. You do not see us criticizing other hatless comrades do you? We are accepting of all with hats or without hats....provided said hats are not of the sort that try to make other hat wearing comrades feel intimidated such as Big Fur Hat. Actually, it doesn't bother me from an intimidation POV, I am simply concerned about what he has underneath said hat that he has so far failed to confess. I considered if Churchill Downs was under there, but apparently there was no hat lining visible to the spectators there.

However, while Commissarka Pinkie, nor I have shown the slightest hint of any ThoughtCrime™ in regard to hats, you seem to show the classic signs of big hat envy.

[Ivan Betinov]

Pinkie, as our beloved leader--whose avatar, I may point out, doesn't even have a head, much less a hat--informed the collective, a lid is not a hat. I'm not worried about how YOU are discriminated against. I am the one that matters. Me-me-me!

Meow, all you have to do to get a jar of your very own, courtesy of the Party, is fill out a HillaryCare Organ Donor Card.

Pupovich, your hatism has blinded you. It doesn't matter if you've never been cruel or indifferent to differently-hatted or hatless individuals. What matters is that you didn't immediately agree with me and thus that makes you guilty. You and all the others need to embrace the responsibility of your Hat Guilt and start giving all us hatless people justice.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Oh, and what about our feelings of inferiority we get when we see a comrade whose head is so naturally beautiful that he does not need a hat to cover up some problem? I wear a hat to show my rank, and to cover up my problem "bad fur" days.

[Zampolit Blokhayev]

But what does this mean for people such as myself who do not wear hats as a luxury, but as a necessity? Since I have no hair to protect my head from the Sun, thanks to Global Warming and the Algore's ($BUH) efforts to raise awareness, I on occasion need to wear a hat when I go outside.

I have a suggestion. Since I am a member of The Party™ and the Inner Circle™, I pay no tax since I am more equal than others.

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ZB

[Marshal Pupovich]

I believe I have already provided a fair and equitable plan. No taxes to be paid on hats provided they do not exceed the width of one's ears. In other words, it would be simply an excess tax.

[Zampolit Blokhayev]

I believe I have already provided a fair and equitable plan. No taxes to be paid on hats provided they do not exceed the width of one's ears. In other words, it would be simply an excess tax.

NYET!!!

My Soviet garrison cap is much wider than my ears! Hell.... It's wider than my shoulders!!!

So I say NYET!!! Members of the Inner Circle™ are more equal than others! Only proles pay this tax!!!

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ZB

[Marshal Pupovich]

Where is the problem Comrade? As a member of the Inner Circle, you also collect said taxes, so in effect, only the less equal ones with hats exceeding their ear span would have to pay, while you, as an Inner Circle Comrade, can rightfully boast that you too have to pay your fair share of tax. It's a win win.

[Commissarka Pinkie]

Pinkie, as our beloved leader--whose avatar, I may point out, doesn't even have a head, much less a hat--informed the collective, a lid is not a hat. I'm not worried about how YOU are discriminated against. I am the one that matters. Me-me-me!

GRR#$%^&*# Betinov! Why do you keep repeating stuff I've already said as if I haven't said it a zillion times already?

I KNOW YOUR LID IS NOT A HAT!

JUST AS MY HEADSCARF IS NOT A HAT!

Sheesh.

And quite frankly, your me-me-me attitude disturbs--well, me.

That aside, I believe The Party is discussing a tax on big hats--the bigger the hat, the bigger the tax. That's only fair to hatless people like you and--well, Pinkie, and even Red Square. With his deft hand, your clever brain, and my pretty face, I think we--ALL RIGHT, WHO JUST SPRAYED THEIR VODKA ACROSS THIS PAGE? Ewww, phlegm! Anyway, as I was saying, Comrade Betinov, I think you and he and I can come up with something that's even more fair--a tax credit for those of us with no hats at all!

What say you now? And try again not to respond with, "But my lid is not a hat."

[Ivan Betinov]

I'm sorry Pinkie, but your adherence to the sad 19% who still belive in hatism as a way of life is just sad. You obviously have been duped by the Bush-Haliburton-Stetson conspiracy. Recent Polls have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that 81% of the American public want to see hats for the masses and you still cling to your Brownhat marching orders. Are you just going to repeat the standard hatist talking points, or do you have anything to actually contribute to a real intellectual discussion.

Anything?

Anything at all?

[Marshal Pupovich]

Comrade Betinov. while as you know the Commissarka and I have had some minor disagreements of late, I can assure you that she has never been a 19%er.

[Premier Betty]

What about a 20%er?

[Marshal Pupovich]

Well as we know, and I wasn't going to mention this, but now I am trapped.... PeoplesMath™ proves they are equal.

[Commissarka Pinkie]

I'm sorry Pinkie, but your adherence to the sad 19% who still belive in hatism as a way of life is just sad. You obviously have been duped by the Bush-Haliburton-Stetson conspiracy. Recent Polls have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that 81% of the American public want to see hats for the masses and you still cling to your Brownhat marching orders. Are you just going to repeat the standard hatist talking points, or do you have anything to actually contribute to a real intellectual discussion.

Anything?

Anything at all?

Let's stick to The Real Issues that The People care about, shall we? I "belive" you should learn to spell in addition to reading. You know what happens to those who never learn to read or write? They can't get a decent job anywhere, so they end up joining the military and dying for Bush's oil. Is that what you want, Betinov? Maybe YOU'RE the one who's a 19 percenter!

And I never said people who want hats shouldn't have them. I'm merely "relaying on" the opinions of others because their thoughts, no matter how absurd, support my cause of bringing Bush to justice.

Pinkie the Impudent Child, and never you mind what age she's closing in on.

[Zampolit Blokhayev]

Anyway, as I was saying, Comrade Betinov, I think you and he and I can come up with something that's even more fair--a tax credit for those of us with no hats at all!

I stand in shock and awe of your amazing Socialist mind, Commissarka!!!

Like a true Socialist you have reminded us an important concept of Marxism and the Democratic Party. Wealth Redistribution!

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ZB

[Marshal Pupovich]

Like a true Socialist you have reminded us an important concept of Marxism and the Democratic Party. Wealth Redistribution!

Ah, but there are also times I believe my comrades see wealth redistribution as the goal. One must never forget that the redistribution of wealth is but a tool, a means to get to the true goal of elimination of class differences.

Of course we are all in favor of wealth redistribution. Where would I get the means to pay for my dacha, the staff, the limos etc, that I need to do the important work of the Party. But some here are so committed to this that they have no qualms taking their contributions from even those who barely have enough to make a contribution. Grant it, we do not wish for them to build any sums that could cause them to re-examine their committment to the cause, but we do need to be prudent in our "pruning."

[Ivan Betinov]

Oh, FINE! Mock me because my education was destroyed by my angst over not having a proper hat, and that was all George Bush's fault!! Him and his hat-lackeys like you. I quit. I'm going to go find a nice, long, convoluted screed on another website and cut and paste it into another thread here, because you don't play fair.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Comrade Betinov, no need to be upset. Here, come with me and lets have a drink.... Oh, never mind. Here, I will pour some into your jar. Is that better?

[Premier Betty]

Are you trying to get him drunk or preserve him?

[Marshal Pupovich]

When it comes to the Party's Vodka, is there a difference?

[Commissarka Pinkie]

At last! You're finally catching on, Betinov! Yes, of course it's all Bush's fault. They refused to give you the hat you're entitled to . . . and this traumatized you so much that you couldn't concentrate in school, so you lashed out, got bad grades, was sent to the principal's office for many a talking-to, and in the end, because no one would let you do what you wanted or give you everything you wanted, you dropped out with no other option but to join the army . . . which is exactly what Bush and his minions were counting on all these years since you were born!

Do you see the big picture now? It's all part of the nefarious Bush-Cheney-Halliburton scheme to get you into the military so you would die to satisfy their insatiable, imperialist lust for oil!

[Commissar L.R. Star]

I'm sorry Pinkie, but your adherence to the sad 19% who still belive in hatism as a way of life is just sad. You obviously have been duped by the Bush-Haliburton-Stetson conspiracy. Recent Polls have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that 81% of the American public want to see hats for the masses and you still cling to your Brownhat marching orders. Are you just going to repeat the standard hatist talking points, or do you have anything to actually contribute to a real intellectual discussion.

Anything?

Anything at all?

Let's stick to The Real Issues that The People care about, shall we? I "belive" you should learn to spell in addition to reading. You know what happens to those who never learn to read or write? They can't get a decent job anywhere, so they end up joining the military and dying for Bush's oil. Is that what you want, Betinov? Maybe YOU'RE the one who's a 19 percenter!

And I never said people who want hats shouldn't have them. I'm merely "relaying on" the opinions of others because their thoughts, no matter how absurd, support my cause of bringing Bush to justice.

Pinkie the Impudent Child, and never you mind what age she's closing in on.

Ummm Comrade jar jar brain has problems spelling because that was the part injured in his young frankenstein appearance.

[Commissar L.R. Star]

[TABLE][TR][TD]Comrade Betinov, We at the Hello Kitty World Domination Collective feel your pain.[/TD][TD][/TD][/TR][TR][TD]

Henceforth you shall no longer go hatless. Let Pinkie therefore suffer hat envy. At the sight of your GREATNESS !!!

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[Ivan Betinov]

Comrade Lone Red Star, I am touched. But I don't like being touched. It is a legacy of all the violations I have endured since the election was stolen back in 2000. It is too late to try to make it better by giving me exactly what I demand...Now I have to find something else to complain about. Let's start with the size of the cap badge....

[Premier Betty]

What's with the girly Master Chief? I know there's this one, but that's not the real master chief or this pink one pictured above. Who is this new Spartan II?

[Marshal Pupovich]

...you dropped out with no other option but to join the army . . . which is exactly what Bush and his minions were counting on all these years since you were born!

Do you see the big picture now? It's all part of the nefarious Bush-Cheney-Halliburton scheme to get you into the military so you would die to satisfy their insatiable, imperialist lust for oil!

Not to worry though, by his couragous donation of his body to the party, he no longer can pass the entrance requirements. Unless of course they get wind of Comrade Brain's current state, and decide he would make an excellent "carbon based computer" for their Star Wars defense plan.... which gives us an idea doesn't it?

[Ivan Betinov]

he would make an excellent "carbon based computer" for their Star Wars defense plan....

Better re-think that one, Pupovich. Back when I had a body I had to take off both shoes and drop trousers to play blackjack.

[Commissar L.R. Star]

What's with the girly Master Chief? I know there's this one, but that's not the real master chief or this pink one pictured above. Who is this new Spartan II?

That is The Great Halo Kitty in Commando Colors

[Premier Betty]

Figures. Stupid Hello Kitty, cashing in on Master Chief's success.

He would still win in a fight.

[Comrade Zaphro]

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Señor Chavez is without a hat and he posesses the third greatest progressive mind in the western hemisphere behind our many titted empress and Obama.

[Marshal Pupovich]

he would make an excellent "carbon based computer" for their Star Wars defense plan....

Better re-think that one, Pupovich. Back when I had a body I had to take off both shoes and drop trousers to play blackjack.

Ah, but that is no longer an issue for us anymore is it Comrade Brain in a Jar?

[Dr. Strangelove]

What's with the girly Master Chief? I know there's this one, but that's not the real master chief or this pink one pictured above. Who is this new Spartan II?

They should reproduce The Masterchief Remix with Halo Kitty in it:

[Premier Betty]

It's Private Franklin Delano Doughnut!
<br>He's funny.

[Dr. Strangelove]

It's Private Franklin Delano Doughnut!
<br>He's funny.

Back when I played the original Halo PC, I had one account named "Maj @$$hole." He was my TKer for Red v. Blue Capture the Flag. I didn't want to give my main account name, "Piecemaker," a bad name by TKing with him, unless it was out of revenge of course...

[Premier Betty]

Hmmm... TKing isn't very popular....

I sure hope I don't run into you in any games anytime soon. Unless it's TF2. No team damage there fortunately. Unless you're playing the spy. Jerk.

[Dr. Strangelove]

Hmmm... TKing isn't very popular....

I sure hope I don't run into you in any games anytime soon. Unless it's TF2. No team damage there fortunately. Unless you're playing the spy. Jerk.

Yeah, but TKing can be amusing sometimes. I haven't played Halo much since grad school, although I've always missed it. I played it first on XBOX and then PC. A few of us bought the full version, but people mostly played the demo (which makes Blood Gulch as the setting for rvb all the more priceless). Those of us with the full version ended up going back to the demo and playing it most of the time. We had a postdoc that went by Dr. Chicken in the lab and in the game (Now he's a chemistry professor). He had a cult following in the Halo PC demo - he was either completely loved or completely hated. He did mostly TKing and typing in really messed up things with the ultimate goal of pissing people off enough to shut the game down.

I know. It's only amusing if you're on the giving end.

It would be fun to play online with you sometime, Betty, when I can get back to it. I own many games but don't have much time to play lately. Also, time coordination would be tricky since I live in South DPRK right now. I have an XBOX 360 but haven't even gotten around to purchasing Halo 3 yet...

gg

[Premier Betty]

I've got a few games (not a lot), but if you're ever online in any of your games and see anyone named Not Matlock, It'll be me.

And you don't have to TK to have fun. Evidence:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4]
<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ]

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[Dr. Strangelove]

I've got a few games (not a lot), but if you're ever online in any of your games and see anyone named Not Matlock, It'll be me.

And you don't have to TK to have fun. Evidence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4
<br>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ

I didn't TK very often and only did it on the demo version. Believe me, I know you don't have to TK to have fun.

[Premier Betty]

Yeah, Halo 3 has a really annoying thing so if you quit a team game, you lose experience and thus part of your ranking. If you TK and someone kicks you, your overall score goes down. My little brother did it when we were playing split screen multiplayer and he got us kicked. It's pretty annoying. However, what is fun to do is to go into free for all games and cooperate with someone else to gang up on everyone else. I do that a lot in GTA IV.

PS, what's your XBL gamertag?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yeah, Halo 3 has a really annoying thing so if you quit a team game, you lose experience and thus part of your ranking. If you TK and someone kicks you, your overall score goes down. My little brother did it when we were playing split screen multiplayer and he got us kicked. It's pretty annoying. However, what is fun to do is to go into free for all games and cooperate with someone else to gang up on everyone else. I do that a lot in GTA IV.

PS, what's your XBL gamertag?

OK. I'm a total loozer. I've had an XBOX 360 Elite since last Christmas and haven't played it yet beyond a few minutes or even tried to set up XBL. Thus far, only my son has been playing it. Hopefully, I'll get some regular gaming time starting in the next month or so (long, complicated story as to my time constaints, but I suppose age with accompanying responsibility is the short answer).

We should have Red Square set up a Red Gamers Forum section for us...

[Premier Betty]

That actually sounds like a good idea. There are a lot of video games with political messages, and others that are about are between commie countries and Amerikkka.

Does your son have Live? What's his gamertag? What games does he have?

[Dr. Strangelove]

That actually sounds like a good idea. There are a lot of video games with political messages, and others that are about are between commie countries and Amerikkka.

Does your son have Live? What's his gamertag? What games does he have?

I haven't set up Live yet, so he doesn't have access either (he's only 11). His games are my games, pretty much (I don't let him play M- or some T-rated games). We'll see in the next month how hard it is to set up XBL from South DPRK.

[Premier Betty]

There's a setting that automatically sets everything up for you. It didn't work well with our home network, so we had to enter everything by hand. The only drawback is that a year's subscription is $50.00.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Premier Betty, I could not find the thread we were "discussing" the merits of Star Trek vs the inferior Star Wars, but I thought you would get a laugh out of this....

[Premier Betty]

[Marshal Pupovich]

I think we have a new powerful candidate here!

[Premier Betty]

Yes we do....

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yes we do....

Yes we can!

[Premier Betty]

Yes we shall!

[Ivan Betinov]

May I go to the bathroom first?

[Dr. Strangelove]

May I go to the bathroom first?

Doesn't a similar rule to not peeing in the pool apply here?

[Dr. Strangelove]

Yes we shall!

Taking the country from "No we shant!" to "Yes we Shatner!"

[Premier Betty]

Yes we shall....

[Mikhail T. Kalashnikov]

Perhaps we might!

P.S.: Has anyone else noticed the terrible grammar being disseminated with the phrase "Change we can believe in"? That's a phrase ending in an unnecessary preposition. When you can leave off the preposition and it won't change the meaning, you should leave it off. Properly it should read "Change we can believe."

[Commissarka Pinkie]

Mikhail, you've raised a very intriguing point. It's one thing to believe change, but quite another to believe in change.

After playing around with Google, I typed "believing in" and got a list that included "believing in . . . magic, unicorns, aliens, miracles, Bigfoot," numerous references to "God" and/or "Christianity," and . . . surprise! "Barack!"

Methinks I see a pattern here.

[Mikhail T. Kalashnikov]

Good catch, Pinkie. As always, I am impressed by your ability to see through an idea to the logical conclusion. I knew that there was something funny about that phrase, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. You have enlightened me once again. Thank you.

[Marshal Pupovich]

What sort of classism is this? This debate about unnecessary prepositions and poor grammar smacks of male whiteism and it's divisive politics. This coming from stalwarts of the Party! Have we given up the principles of PeopleSpeak™ as well?

[Dr. Strangelove]

The Obama campaign is using Higher Ebonics, a dialect of PeopleSpeak™ that the unwashed masses can readily understand in. The "grammar rules" are that there aren't any at.

Now can we go back to disusing Star Trek and Bill Shatner for President? Shatner will build a bridge to the Twenty-Third Century...

[Marshal Pupovich]

We dare not think of Shatner for President! Even now I hear the RNC cabal are considering replacing McCain with the Shatner since they know the base is not excited with McCain.

[Dr. Strangelove]

But you said this in response to Betty's Shatner for President video:

I think we have a new powerful candidate here!

Pupovich?! Don't tell me you're a flip-flopper!

[Marshal Pupovich]

There has to be a good explanation for that.... and as soon as I can think of it I will let you know!

[Premier Betty]

I think he's heading to Canadia....

[Marshal Pupovich]

Not any more Premier! Thanks.....

[Premier Betty]

Awww....

[Marshal Pupovich]

Sweeden! I understand life if good there Premier! Now if I can just catch a plane or think of an excuse.

[Premier Betty]

Yep. Nice and cool. No hot debates over Hillary and Obama and therefore I may come out of hiding. Yet I will still keep a vacation home/secret hideout/bomb shelter/nuclear fallout shelter just case another of these things comes up.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Good idea to keep this hideout! You never know for certain when another such dust up should pop up,

[Premier Betty]

Plus the taxes are so much more equal here!

[Marshal Pupovich]

But you are still sending in the taxes you owe here I hope? Plus a little extra?

[Premier Betty]

No, I mean the tax money that I get. Party members receive more here because this country cares about its people so much!