Everybody Wants To Kill Bush

A lesson in instant gratification went bad when a New York high-school freshman's remark about assassinating President Bush earned him a visit from the Secret Service, prompting a loud outcry from the educational community. "I don't know where this President is taking our country if a student can no longer openly express his idealistic aspirations and make a difference," says English teacher who oversaw the publication of the student magazine that printed the boy's statement. The comment about shooting the president to become "a national hero" appeared under a section titled, "How long does it take to live?" in which students answered questions of how they would spend their last 24 hours alive before attempting to assassinate George Bush.

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Irving Miqui, IMBS freshman, wrote: "Twenty-four hours to live, wow! Not enough time for me, but in those few hours I would go to see my mom and my little brother. I would go to the Dominican Republic just to see all my family and friends. I would also want to die on my soil, not in the United States. But before all of that, I would like to shoot George W. Bush, because in my opinion he is the worst president ever. After that was accomplished, I would be known as a national hero." Keith Olbermann, MSNBC: This student doesn't care about the U.S. and doesn't consider it his own country. He wants to shoot George W. Bush because in his opinion he is the worst president ever. And he wants to be known as a national hero. Can't see anything wrong with that idea.

"It was a normal training exercise in instant gratification," the school principal told us in his office at the Educational Complex in the Chelsea area of Manhattan. "It is part of the curriculum aimed at purging the students' minds of all traces of the bourgeois concept of delayed rewards, and teaching them about the importance of instant gratification. Let us not forget that the epitome of instant gratification is the act of martyrdom by a Palestinian suicide bomber who only needs to push a button once to get a free one-way ticket to Paradise. As responsible educators, we don't want to put any wrong ideas in our student's heads about the possibility of them surviving such a heroic act."

"Isn't killing Bush a good thing?" argue Irving's schoolmates in their friend's defense. "Isn't Bush a capitalist criminal that stole oil from the Middle East and unleashed global warming on Iraq, leaving the impoverished locals to blow themselves up from heat and exhaustion? Well, who would we rather believe - you or our professionally trained teachers?"

The consensus among the students and the faculty is that the "controversial" kill-Bush remark was "not a big deal" and that the simple-minded 14-year-old honestly and correctly reiterated the meaning of what they had learned in class: (1) this country is not worth living in or dying for, (2) Bush is the worst president, which is why (3) he must be killed, and (4) killing anyone is OK if it serves the Greater Good™.

Progressive Student:
Everybody wants to kill Bush! Don't you?

But the ACLU representative on campus sees it as a more complex issue. "On the one hand, we have a clear violation of every student's constitutional right to want to assassinate a Republican president. On the other hand, this student is a traitor and must be dealt with for disclosing the inner workings of the system, exposing it in a light that many still deem unfavorable. As the Party propaganda specialist, I can't say that his words were wrong - but they were certainly premature! This student double agent must become a non-student. Expel the saboteur!"

Randi Weingarten, president of the United Federation of Teachers, agrees: "While the end result of the progressive education is to make everyone want to kill George Bush, we haven't progressed enough to make it official yet."

Michael Moore: The problem here is America's upbeat, optimistic can-do attitude. That's what makes it stand apart from the rest of the world, and that's why it must be eliminated.

An Oscar-winning expert on public school violence Michael Moore told us this over the phone from his new office at Virginia Tech: "Progressive ideas of class struggle and changing the world for the Common Good™ came to America from Europe, a land inhabited by passive dreamers who fantasize about doing things but hardly ever put their money where the mouth is. Superimposed on American can-do culture through mass media and public education, our notion of progress created an explosive mix that makes me want to move to Europe. Because where Europeans only wallow in dreamy theories, Americans go ahead and do it. Therefore, to prevent any further acts of terror or school shootings, we must eliminate America's can-do attitude that has outlived its usefulness.

While all parties involved are positive that the issue will be dealt with in due time, one question on everybody's minds remains unanswered: "Who was the snitch that leaked the damn paper to the Secret Service?"

See another example of how Bush- the worst president ever- is further breaking the constitution, what happened to free speech? When is making threats to the government not free speech? Was not starting an illegal war good enough?  Let’s face it, Bush is a war criminal, and as such he should be taken out of office.

A set of pictures to illustrate this story comes from this pro-American blog whose author is currently in Iraq helping Bush to steal their oil:

WHILE THE STUDENTS LEARN, THEIR PARENTS EXERCISE THEIR RIGHT TO DEMAND THE KILLING OF THE RESIDENT





Another publick skool product. Try "Their" next time Mr. Protester.


Hasn't had a job since 1967. Wait....this has been his job since 1967.



Hmmm..? Seems he got two of the Marxist program points correct. We'll have to re-educate him on the "No Masters" slogan.


Hates Bush and The Cure. Sorry dude, Joe Strummer is dead. You can't go see The Clash. No Combat Rock for you.
There is good news though. There's an opening for a lead singer for Alva Goldbook. Must be tone deaf.  Send Resume c/o Nitwit Planet.

Hey, kids! What are you reading about?

"We're reading about the never ending struggle for the rights of the working class against the rigid class structure egineered by the Bush Plantation House! We're also getting an extra ration for distributing Choice buttons and other materials. Abort me, mister! Abort me now! Hehehehe! "

I remember reading Highlights for Children growing up which was a little periodical designed for kids. Maybe the Cube potato-root collective can launch its own childrens periodical aimed at targeting youngsters for more "advanced" indoctrination in Socialist Studies..... 3 sounds about right, get them pre-school tots while they're still teething. This of course could tie in with the Hammer & Pop-sickle series which is already working miracles on our KinderWorkers (who are currently solving our transportation problems.... sort of).

This is why the world still needs a man like Che! And Comrade Smersh! Let us not forget about him!

BTW, where is Smersh? Has anyone seen or heard from him lately?

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Wow... in my progressive English class, we just turned in our essay's about what we would do if we only had 1 month left to live. The resemblance to this assignment is almost unbelievable. It's like the teachers are organizing cross-country these assignments to get everyone to try to kill Bush.

As we all know comrade Betty, academia is one of the last bastions of progressive Socialist thought here in "Imperialist Amerika"!!! It's like the two ancient axioms go: "Birds of a feather, flock together." and "Great minds think alike.". It is they who train the young minds of our future leaders and future proletariat into their master/slave roles. And it is they who brainwash ... er ... indoctrinate the members of The Party's™ Public Relations Dept. (ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN) into progressive socialist theory.

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev

This thread topic reminds me of how much better we are than RepubliKKKans. We are peaceful (except when it comes to Bush). We are conscious of the value of life and human rights (except when it comes to Bush AND abortion). Finally, we are tolerant of everbody (again, except when it comes to Bush).

And it is those exceptions that also make us better than RepubliKKKans. After all, we are not Buddhists.

I'm off for a manicure and a pedicure before meeting with Michael Moore at Spago's about his next film project, "Courage: How to Surrender in Iraq While Winning the Military Campaign".  Yes! I know the man's table manners are atrocious. Seriously, he needs a bib when he eats. And has he ever heard of a Napkin? Hello?

LUPE!!! Tell Pedro to bring my Mercedes around front. I'm in a Eurosnob mood today!!!

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Zampolit B. S. Blokhayev

Comrade REd Square,
Do my squinty capitalist pig eyes decieve me or is that the same guy in the first two pictures holding two different signs?  Some gentle commisar must take these comrades aside and teach them how to spell; or maybe language itself is the problem and needs to be defied.  Black is white, up is down, day is night, right is wrong.  At least they all can spell F++K correctly; or is it FUKK?  (in Socialst French "Fuque")

Oh, and one more squealage from me, notice that at the top of the two signs waved about by comrade Oaksterdam the perp has written their "my opinion" in smallish letters?  I'm glad he put that their.  I might have thought the words on the sign their were actually someone else's opinion.  Thanks for clearing that up, comrade Dope.

ABCdariusRex, why learn to spell? If you can spell you might read and if you can read then you might learn something. So much more fun to squint your eyes and scream without the need for thinking. Just a fish that have lived in caves for millennia no longer have eyes, soon our Socialist brothers will no longer have brains, only a throbbing lump at the base of the spine. But like a camel they'll be able to spit bile at everyone.

Grrr.  
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling on the floors of silent seas
Then when long haired freaky looking people came near me
I could snip off their toes with my pincers
~t.s.eliot (more or less)

Zampolit, I know you're at the manicurierista, but you surely have heard about Sheryl Crow's fatwa against bibs and napkins?  Perhaps you could purchase for comrade Moore a detachable "dining sleeve" then he could "dine" in peace with "other" "diners" such as "yourself."  

Just a "thought."

Okay, I'll shut up now.  Fist going into mouth in 3... 2... 1...

Michael Moore could be served by parachute for a bib. Or perhaps he could lie on his back, his flippers in the air, and people could merely pour the swill into his gaping maw.

Or let him take a shower with Laurie David and Sheryl Crowe. Now there's an image.

I thought she had only issued a fatwa against toilet paper.

No... The Party... uhhh, I mean Ms. Crow... is indeed going after all slaughtered Tree products. We must collectively eliminate ANYTHING that can be used to wipe our asses... because, well, it's Science... OK? Trees are dying and Global Warming is going to kill us all, so it is imperative that we refrain from hygiene and let disease wipe us all out. Think about the environment... THINK ABOUT IT!

Meow, are you forgetting to concentrate on the hysteria with which we lead the morons, sorry, those with whose care we have decided to take over to do what we will, er, to stand up for the rights of? To protect.

Sorry. I aspirated some Kristal. Much better now. Lupe! Get me another bottle, but make it Bolshie Bollie! Macht snell!

Never forget that people's minds are small and cannot contain more than one bit of hysteria at a time, and so far it's been for the children, and then against guns (need to put a stop to private gun ownership now, don't want them capable of fighting back, for the same reason we have the NEA, lest they think), and now it's for the environment.

Now I don't mind a good lemming-like headlong rush to the sea; I've even got some chaises longues set up and a good concessionaire at the ready--his mother is my guest, you know--to watch the proles rush off the cliff, but if they're running every which way then we can't get the most from them. And it's so hard to market merchandise to every hysteria.

So let's have a summit, shall we, and decide on the hysteria du jour. I personally like the environment because we have good name recognition in the Sierra Club and the various tree-huggers, and there aren't as many of them as the NEA. But against that we have to weigh that the NEA is by definition illiterate and anything written will be beyond them. But then the illiterate are stubborn. But the NEA has had traction about the Children longer than the Gorobots have had about those goddamned trees.

This takes some planning. On May Day I'm having a little fiesta on my rancho on the Rio Grande. Care to come? I have a senorita or two for you, and I'll keep the pool boys out of the way.

Yes, please keep the pool boys away... last time I was at your rancho they were making catty comments behind my back saying such things as "Oh mah God, I can't believe he is wearing that brown Ushanka... brown was like soooo  last season..." and the usual "Oh mah God, who is that slutty bitch he brought with him? She needs to like get her hair done or something, Josef H. Stalin... it is called product... hello!!!.. you can like find a can of mouse at your local Target!?"

I don't care to much for your queer party friends, Theocritus. But I do admire your taste in wine, lounge chairs, and authentic cuisine which Pedro prepares every May Day. With that said I will be arriving at Bu$hitler International with my entourage and a bevy of anorexic broads... be prepared.

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:



Um, what do you mean "last"???! It's the "premiere" bastion of Progressive Socialist Thought.

Report for re-education!

BAD image

Meow, do not worry about screaming queens. The sound was addling eggs at 50 paces, and as for the eye-rolling? It was signaling 747s out of the sky. But I do admit that was how I got hold of Laurie David, who was oddly enough with Sheryl Crowe at the time and I made them do with a single prickly-pear leaf, and not even a single square of toilet paper. (But if you think of being restricted to a single square, then you might have to be a, pardon if I misstep, a Rosinensheisser, which is German for raisin shitter, or bureaucrat. A new type of guano from a new type of moonbat.)

Back to the pool boys. I myself have been utterly shocked by how things have changed. While trawling the web, I came across several things which will change utterly your views, as they did mine. I do give fair warning not to click unless you are made of stern stuff. You'll find no nancy boys here or here. Not a limp wrist, or limp anything else. Although if you are not interested in the subject matter, you might find it, past the first popped eyes, rather funny for all such blue things are, if the libido is at all disengaged. Malcolm Muggeridge reports a friend booted from a Parisian bordello in the 20s for laughing at flickering pictures of people copulating. The madam knew the seriousness needed for parting with money.  

So since the last time you were here at the Rancho things have moved on. I now have taken over controlling interest in Gold's Gym. But I should warn you that although the appearances have changed, some things have not. If you get bitch-slapped now, it can do damage from a man 6' 3" tall, #240 and 3% body fat.

But cheesecase is not the point of course. Nor my bijouterie of flesh, nor your seraglio, which I want to meet. The last several seemed to be structural impossibilities--boobs on sticks although from the sounds coming from your cabana, I was satisfied that they served. (And that made Serafina cry for she'd taken a fancy to you.)

The point is confecting the best way to control everyone and everything all of the time. I have paid the physics department of William Marsh Rice University to devise ways to turn molecules into informants. As Smersh would say, "Oppression is freedom."

Field Marshall Pravda, I should further comment that Michael Moore's table manners were learned at the table of Dr. Idi Amin. To serve up enough of that delectable viand, the hypothalmus, it takes the decimation of an entire village, and then who will put out the arts and crafts for decorating those Georgetown apartments?

Michael Moore's next new documentary will actually be a cooking show of recipes that he learned while in Uganda, with his favorite side-dish, fava beans.

The Crime Families Bush - bin Laden:   Rethuglikan Kapitalism for Amerikka and Amerikkans !!

Ye foolish Demokrats...   Ye know not what ye do with your outrage and misspelled signs!!   Put down your signs and bask in the shadows of the Crime Familes Bush-bin Laden !!  

Congress Must Cut Off Bush Family War Profits

MESSAGE FROM RED SQUARE, POLITBURO CENSORSHIP DEPARTMENT:

BLUE BELL:

We don't post full articles in the comments. Usually it's a title and a link, sometimes a paragraph or two.

In addition, the link should be relevant. Otherwise it's called trolling or spamming. Margaret's addition of a troll's picture was a hint. The article you posted has nothing in common with the topic except the word "Bush" and the hateful sentiment it was meant to provoke. Or did you mean it as an illustration to the main point?

I edited your article in accordance with the standards of decency in posting. Please be a good progressive and follow this example in the future.

For article and excellent Bush family portrait, go here:
http://conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=39&contentid=4347&page=2

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by EVELYN PRINGLE

On Monday, April 9, 2007, the Boston Herald reported that the US military had announced the Easter weekend deaths of 10 more American soldiers, including six killed on Sunday.

The Associated Press reports that, since the war began in March 2003, over 3,000 members of the US military have been killed in Iraq, as of April 8, 2007.

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Blue Bell:


--Margaret

Dear Sister Margaret,

How lovely !!   How kind of you !!   Thanks for sending a portrait of yourself from your family photo album.   You are indeed a petite little ole thing !!   How about the cows?   Were they more distant relatives of your family?

With best wishes,
Blue Bell

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Blue Bell:


--Margaret

Uh oh....

There. I'm calm now. I just wrote a thousand words of two-fisted abuse at Blue Bell and realizing that it would not serve, stored it, but not far from hand should the need arise.

Blue Bell, giving a hyperlink is a great thing to do. But giving it and then quoting the article in toto is purely bad form. Quoting it again as a riposte is just sneering bad manners. It's just the same thing as a bickering schoolchild saying, "No, you are," and thinking that she's scored. It is the blog equivalent of a dog shitting on the same carpet in the same place on two different days. A dog that has no idea how the food it shit out was made or paid for, but doing it just to show that it can. Note that the dog didn't make the food, buy it, open the can,  merely ate it and shit it.

You're supposed to present your own thoughts and your selection of hit men, in lieu of you, frankly, is telling. This egestion that you quoted is a typical leftist dog's breakfast of statements, all intended to advance an argument, but essentially non sequiturs and winding up being nothing but an assemblage, with little narrative, of sneers, darkly muttered.

It is the classic confusion of causation and correlation. A and B happen does not mean that A causes B. You're in the head business and you ought to understand that agent detection without a reasonable narrative of causation is nothing but the hysteria of Chicken Little. This is precisely the sort of  thinking that we see in those who are convinced that there is a conspiracy to cover up UFOs. Images of Christ on a tortilla--although these are not mean people. But your bible is simply intellectually untenable.

But then it's ww w.conspiracyplanet.com. Well, there's truth in advertising. Conspiracy nuts parading it around. Well how refreshing. Just think if Fr. John J. Geoghan had had his own website, ww w.ibuggeraltarboys.org, he would have approached that level of honesty. And if we'd had the web in the 30s, Good Old Adolph--whom you share more in common with than you care to admit--might have had ww w.letsmurderjews.org.de. Let's hear it for truth in advertising.

Now if you want to understand what causation is, try this one.

Ted Kennedy got shit-faced drunk at Chappaquiddick.

He got in his Oldsmobile with Mary Jo Kopeche and drove into the water.

He got out of the water and went to sleep it off in a motel room. The first person he called, hours later, was his lawyer, and then his priest, and then the cops.

Mary Jo Kopechne died, suffocating in the car while Teddy Kennedy slept off his drunk.

Now there is a correlation there, but there is causation too.

The deluded Evelyn Pringle goes to make much of Neil Bush. Hate to tell you, but Neil's not in the White House. Even if what she says it true, and it's not, get this, Neil's not in the White House. But let's roll back the clock to Slick Willie's administration: Remember Marc Rich? The Rodham Brothers? People who really did profit from White House connections? Remember Billy Carter? Roger Clinton? How about the nepotism of Bobby Kennedy? If you want to throw stones at Republican behavior, I'll be glad to oblige and spot you a few. In fact during the House check-kiting scandal, 19 names were released because the first 18 were Democrats.

I have more. Much more.

If you want to say something, Blue Bell, say it. But freighting in gibberish from a loopy website just won't do. Frankly, at first, I thought that these people had outdone the Cube--an article on the Alternative Minimum Tax is mostly just plain lies and ignorance, and in the 80s I wrote software dealing with this; I know something of it. But unlike Meow, and me, these people really believe this. Am I the only Cubist who is truly and horribly frightened to see this sort of barking insanity?

(Don't think that I give the Republicans a free pass; they're not innocent, but they're not guilty like those conspiracy nuts think. They're not that bright, for one thing, and they don't have the bred-in-the-bone corruption that a party needs to do that, and which only the Democratic party has now. But a pox on both their houses.)

Get some rest, Blue Bell. At first I got angry and then I realized that you, like most latter-day leftists, are prisoners of your own rage. You are your own worst punishment. I'd wish you sweet dreams, but you don't have any unless someone is feeling bad.

You are mean.

Commissar Theocritus,
Here allow me to quote the entirety of Keith Olbermann's blog dating back to January of 2002...
PSYCHE!
No, seriously, Olbermann is only good for the occasional belly laugh.
Instead I will quote from that esteemed philosopher of our time, Dr. Blaueglocke, who said (I'm quoting from memory here)

I believe this means something like "rethink capitalism four times a happy racist and all happy racists!"  
That really hits home, I think, and confounds your paltry logic thoroughly.
Quod erat demonstrandum...

Then again, the translation of the link could be roughly rendered "moon batty loona".  And can someone explain what the cave troll icon and bit at the end means?  



I don't understand this and so I cower in fear...

ABCDarian to the Trolls, Pedagogue to the Fuming and Scowling Classes, isn't it a wonder when one of your own rises to the point of...sarcasm? The little ones are leaving the nest. Next will be irony. And then, and I cannot bear to think of it, perhaps even a double entendre! With such subtlety the world will be open to our Trollette! Gollum!


Such pitch-perfect paradiorthosis! Next she'll be peeing in a jar with a crucifix in it and calling it art! Oh, sorry; the pills haven't set in yet, and I forgot that Andres Serrano has already done that and it was paid for by a Republican administration, so if a Democrat administration does it will be Fresh and New again!

And when the Democrats rise to power in all branches of government, as surely they will, it will be the best of all possible worlds, and for this Blue Bell and Nansky will rely on the advice of a wise man, born under totalitarianism, on thought control

Other theorists over time have also linked kitsch to totalitarianism. The Czech writer Milan Kundera, in his book The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1984), defined it as "the absolute denial of shit." His argument was that kitsch functions by excluding from view everything that humans find difficult to come to terms with, offering instead a sanitised view of the world in which "all answers are given in advance and preclude any questions."

In its desire to paper over the complexities and contradictions of real life, kitsch, Kundera suggested, is intimately linked with totalitarianism. In a healthy democracy, diverse interest groups compete and negotiate with one another to produce a generally acceptable consensus; by contrast, "everything that infringes on kitsch," including individualism, doubt, and irony, "must be banished for life" in order for kitsch to survive. Therefore, Kundera wrote, "Whenever a single political movement corners power we find ourselves in the realm of totalitarian kitsch."

Once we are past the Rethuglikan Kapitalism then the heavens will be open and Order and Control will be ours because even the air under the Republicans, sorry, Rethuglikans, can't remember that clever bit, smells bad but under the Democrats a tannery will smell good. Under Rethuglikans the best health care on earth is bad because human institutions, no matter how good, are not perfect but under the Demokrats having the sign "Hospital" over an outhouse will give us the best health care on earth.

ACDariusRex, our baby is leaving home. I hear that Home Depot has contractors to remodel your gulag, and you can pay over time. Little do they know that après le déluge, there will be no payment.

Sarcasm?  I have no idea what you mean.  But I do know that Home Depot is the company of capitalist swine!  Menard's is the opiate of the masses.  I get my gear from the small supplier on the corner, Vasquez, who hides most of it in the trunk of his car.

I'm swaying my body to the music:
No Gods
No Country
No Masters

Oh I stubbed my nose on the kitchen floor
And got peanut butter in my beard
The moonbats are flying round the old oak door
And the jelly is looking wierd!
There ain't no use in trying
Cause we'll all die anyway
Give me a swig of that old mad dog
For the devil's going to pay.

(everybody sing)

I have my own theory on this Blue Bell thing. This is strictly on the QT so keep this to yourselves. I think Blue Bell must be a CIA agent. You see, the CIA has agents that go to legitimate left wing forums of news and opinion such as this and then, posing as mentally deranged people of negligible intelligence they post the most lowbrow, bigoted, ridiculous things they can think of. The purpose is to malign the Left by convicing the readers of these foolish posts that these CIA agent trolls are the mainstream Left. I've seen this all over the gulagosphere. It's all part of the vast right wing conspiracy to destroy freedom and the peoples democracy.

Margaret is spot on. Blue Bell is a CIA agent troll trying to make us all look bad.

He has succeeded.
Let the purge begin...

Perhaps Blue Bell is a double-agent. The CIA thinks that Blue Bell is working for them, but really it's King Zog, who is not dead after all, but who holds court in his Hall of the Mountain King in Tycho crater, where TMA2 was when Heywood Floyd flew up there in 2001, you see, and from it King Zog lets loose his flights of moonbats which sweep over the horizon.

And that explains UFOs. So perhaps Blue Bell is Belle Bleue de Lune, based bicoastally in Tycho and Virginia.

All hail Blue Bell, out of the closet as Queen of the Moon Bats! Regina Vespertilionum Lunae! Ave Blue Bell!

Ummm.... hello?? We are already basking in the shadows of both crime families! Hell, we are making a poop load of dough turning off books about Bu$hitler for mass consumption (and profit.. heh...heh...heh)! And bin Laden??? Ugh, where have you been! Aren't you following the C-SPAN, Comrade Bell? I mean, we are surrendering in Iraq now! Josef H. Stalin... where have you been, womyn? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! You better line up at the Party trough and get some choice pickings, we have ca$h flowing in off of anti-war books and the usual hit pieces on the Rethuglikans... Noam Chomsky must be rolling in his dough as we speak (he usually likes to strip down and pour honey all over his flabby old body before rolling around in the $$$, it is very disgusting but progressive all the same... I think I'll do the same tomorrow).

Comrade Bell... you are doing an AWESOME job in contributing to the Cube's National Discussion on how Hard Communism really works. You should embrace the Troll avatar as a token of our gratitude instead of pushing it away like an unruly child pissed off because she didn't get the dolly that pisses her pants.

Comrade Bell... WE SALUTE YOU and hope you keep contributing to our progressive madness!

H08!

Meow, glad to have you back from your leave inspecting the works. For what it is worth, Chomsky actually did some good work--he definied something very useful and which makes the computer you use computationally tractable, an artifical grammar which can be parsed by a finite-state machine.

It is called a right-linear grammar. No kidding.

Yes, Chomsky has developed a whole new branch in linguistics. And some others, like Streisand, are good actors, and guys like Waters, Fogerty, or Springsteen are good musicians, and then there are some good writers, film directors, and even Teresa Heinz, I'm sure, is a pretty good screw professionally speaking. Why they think that qualifies them as authorities in political thinking and moral philosophy is beyond me.

But hey, who are we to doubt them if that advances the revolution? Even retarded idiots like Kucinich should get our blessings as long as they advance progress, because the end ALWAYS justifies the means.

???
That seems highly suspect to me.  Rectilinear grammar I can understand though suspect that Chomsky is more Sinistrilinear.  But right-linear is far too partisan for my pugnacious Proletariat predispositions...

We already have one...Time for Kids

i like pie from the sky in my eye because I am a poor Islamabad kid please send paypal monies to chuddersflorentine@winnebago.orgy. thank you kind sirs, maybe now i wont have the aid and i can finally get new shoes and go to work i dont like being a whipping boy anymore. thanks yous.

Chudney can't even spell Chutney.

Got Faint?

bitch shut up you dont know shit about joe strummer so dont talk shit and bush is a fag death is the cure mother fucker oi!

Genious!

Articulate as our latest guest posting may be, it looks like Red Square does in fact know shit about Joe Strummer--at least more than the eloquent author of the posting above.  Joe Strummer (John Graham Mellor), co-founder of the Clash, died on 22 December, 2002, of a congenital heart defect.  He remains dead at the time of this writing.  Homicidal homophobic shreiks aside, there is also no evidence that the President is homosexual.

But he insulted Red, that must mean he's right!

What does "mo-fo oi" mean? Is it like "oi vei" or "oi gevalt"?

It means he's a cooler person then you and therefore everything he says will be accepted by all the cool kids who will grow up to be drug addicts, and hookers while everything you say will only appeal to those nerdy kids who will grow up to become billionaires.

"Oi!" is the traditional call of the British working class yob.  It was adopted by the punkers roughly 40 years ago.

Interesting. In the Mother Tongue "yob" means "f*ck". Clockwork Orange, anyone?

Is that anything like Agent Orange?

this website is useless all of you are ranting on about shit
but what are u going to do to change things nothing that's right
what u believe in i say we need to fix the U.S. and a start would be
to cut off all foreign aid and by the U.S. opening still mills in the U.S.
and stop selling out U.S. company's to foreign country's and first and foremost
make huge changes in are political structure.

Oh! Oh!
Even a lowly prole like me can see where this is going. I'll get my shovel ready and await further orders.

PS... We proles must rise early to get our daily quota of potatoes and beets dug.
My arms are sooo tired, but I refuse to complain. i WILL TOIL ENDLESSLY FOR THE GOOD OF THE COLLECTIVE. See, I do learn after a few hits in the head with a party approved shovel. I am progessing nicely, yes?
Perhaps gangkiller would share some of whatever he is on with us lowly proles?
The Karl Marx Treatment Center is always looking for new and enlightening "tools" to help the workers.  
Anyways, I breathlessly(for real), await the Party's Members' diatribe on "gangkiller's" ..comment

Comrades, gangkiller has paid us a great compliment, for he has likened us to the current Democrat-controlled Congress!  

We know now that we are taking this country in the right direction!  Not that we need gangkiller to point that out, for we Progressives have only to turn on the news and look all around us to see where we're taking it.  Onward and downward!

Whats a 'still mill'?

is that where they make lots and lots of beet vodka?

Or is it simply a mill that doesn't move?

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Behold gangkillers great wisdom of truth with his knowledge and Obama’s combined along with lots Still Mills we can live in eternal peace and solitude. And as the the "Guest" He stoped the world and melted with us.

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VERY well articulated NOT...come back when you're literate

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very well said, comrade! you get "Beet of the Week"!

SALUTE!

Oi, What's this "Beet of the Week"?

I joined The Cube and all I got was this shovel.



(and I am happy as it will keep me almost as warm as Hugo's oil for Liberals program)




Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

Almost as articulate as The Rooster, give these myn a beat shovel!

At times I see an ad here on the Cube for the book "Why Mamma voted for Obama" from the website littledemocrats.net which lead me to think it is time to write the (mandatory for the) children's book "Progs are good, everyone else will be purged." The title is a bit long, but I'm sure it can be shortened.  Chapters include "Why Grandpa is a thoughtcriminal" "Denouncing your neighbors will get you candy" "Brownshirts are for good boys and girls" and so forth.

Isn't that just it?
Most mills in America are now still.
Gawd I love going back through history on this website.

Eye think are policitla struktru needs CHANGE^tm and HOPE^tm 2 butt wat R U doing that's wat eye'd liek 2 know.  Rite now Im doing the al importnt werk of sittg on my a** & typing out a response to a twat like this.  Why... such work could have unforseeable ramifications in the near future, esp. if the spacetime continuum is going to be warped by navigators within the administration and a portal torn into XEN through which the Combine can enter our world and conquer it.  In such cataclysmic scenarios of the eschaton, the question of historical rectitude seems a non sequitur to which there is little reason to turn.  After all, the viktors always write the history - so, BUSH BAAAAAAAAAD, four legged Obama, GOOOOOOOOOOOOD.  
Obama, Obama, Obama in the highest
Obama, Obama, Obama in the highest (sung to Marty Haugen music)
Now, wat R U doing 2 change my world, DOPE!
JACKBOOT
THUG
BROWNSHIRT
FASCIST

My uncle Bill had a still on the mill
He brought home a gallon or two
And the buzzards in the sky
Got so high they could not fly
Va te faire foutre, trouduc, pardieu

... if death is The Cure what's MegaDeath?

What about me!  I was murdered in cold electrons!  Right on stage, in front of millions!

Doesn't anybody see that I'm the victim now!?!

Praise the martyr TOTUS!

Free The "Uhhh™"!

Comrade Moore eats at Spago's? Is there a spelling mistake here? Comrade John Spargo was a committed Socialist but he was all wrong about the Bolsheviks. So wrong he even wrote a book on them!

Professional protester since 1967: excellent! Must be great on the resume when applying to new government jobs.

{prog off}
If I can get the 0bama checks for free, paid for by the taxpayers, I will. How fun it will be to doodle on The One!
{prog on}