As the entire People's Cube collective celebrated the New Year with extra rations of beet vodka, all wishing for a faster arrival of a better, centrally planned, state-subsidized, and more tractable future, our massively inebriated collective willpower somehow opened a wormhole in the temporal reality. At the same time, as we clanked our tin cups, some vodka spilled into the server's Motherboard and started a reaction that rearranged zeros and ones in the Mother Code, linking it to the People's Cube database as it will exist in the year 2100 instead of 2010 2011. The result is a direct RSS newsfeed from the future. This is a Mother Page from the People's Cube as it will exist in the year 2100 instead of 2010 2011.
We hope to bring the old site back soon, although anachronistic glitches may occur. Our engineers are working selflessly to block the unauthorized RSS syndication. To make their sacrifice worthwhile, we are keeping their families locked up with no food or water in a storage closet. As a result of this joint effort, most of our old website has already been recovered.
The old Mother Page can be found here.We have also established a sketchy email exchange with the future People's Cube editorial staff. Unfortunately, not all of our future editors are literate, but at least they have enviable self-esteem. The language itself seems to have changed. In the future, emails are called Emessages, as all words signifying gender, or even sounding as if they might (i.e. mail sounds like male), will be expunged. To make the news feed from the future understandable to readers in 2010 2011, we substituted such terms with more recognizable, soon-to-become-obsolete words in brackets.
For inquiries of how this may affect the existing redistribution of moments, intervals, and infinity to which you may feel entitled, please contact:
Colonel 7.62, Commissar of Time™
Temporal Counterproliferation Unit
Department of Chronological Warfare
Control and Measurement of the Past, Present & Future
If that fails to satisfy your curiosity, feel free to escalate the issue to:
Acting Commissarka of Housekeeping,
Disappearances, Composting,
Dissection, and Limo Service
We hope to bring the old site back soon, although anachronistic glitches may occur. Our engineers are working selflessly to block the unauthorized RSS syndication. To make their sacrifice worthwhile, we are keeping their families locked up with no food or water in a storage closet. As a result of this joint effort, most of our old website has already been recovered.
The old Mother Page can be found here.We have also established a sketchy email exchange with the future People's Cube editorial staff. Unfortunately, not all of our future editors are literate, but at least they have enviable self-esteem. The language itself seems to have changed. In the future, emails are called Emessages, as all words signifying gender, or even sounding as if they might (i.e. mail sounds like male), will be expunged. To make the news feed from the future understandable to readers in 2010 2011, we substituted such terms with more recognizable, soon-to-become-obsolete words in brackets.
For inquiries of how this may affect the existing redistribution of moments, intervals, and infinity to which you may feel entitled, please contact:
Temporal Counterproliferation Unit
Department of Chronological Warfare
Control and Measurement of the Past, Present & Future
If that fails to satisfy your curiosity, feel free to escalate the issue to:
Disappearances, Composting,
Dissection, and Limo Service