This, of course, is a quick rewrite of the previous book, hence the similarities. Even the intro is the same, although its meaning is now of a more playful nature:
Quote:There is an old African proverb that says, "If you want to go quickly, go alone; if you want to go far, go together."
We have to go far, quickly.
A word of caution: this pick-up line doesn't work on masseuses in Portland. She may refuse to go far and you may have to go quickly, alone.
Notice the love of the Clinton administration to collectivist African proverbs. That's because Western folk wisdom has brought us into this dead end of unsustainable lifestyle. And look how much better off Africa is now, living off the kindness of strangers. America only remains self-reliant due to the stupidity of its citizens who don't know any collectivist African proverbs. Otherwise they'd be receiving foreign aid from Africa. But Al Gore believes that it can and will change, and the plan for action is laid out right on the cover of his book.
And if you buy this book now, you will get a FREE one-month supply of Global Warming Jelly to be used regardless of whether you want to go far or go quickly.
Don't miss an item from the Global Warming library that belongs on the shelf of all Russian Global Warming lovers, especially if they have to go far, quickly.
And, lastly, if you are a cultured European, there already is a German-language edition: Mein Kampf mit der globalen Erwärmung
I think you nailed it. Admit it. Did you or did you not?
Now we'll have to wait for the NAACP to tell us if placing Africa in that position a racist thing to do. Sometimes being in the center is not what it's cracked up to be.
Now I can't stop humming, "In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight..."
Quote:Sometimes being in the center is not what it's cracked up to be.
Cracked up? Is that a reference to racist crackers, Comrade Red Square?! It does have such a nice ring to it.
Ivan BetinovI was busy trying to locate the south polar ice cap
Did you notice any unusual growth there, or was it all melting just like Al Gore said? He must have examined it a thousand times before exposing it to the Global Warming community.
Then he went to Africa, examined the caps of Kilimanjaro, and pulled his scientific data out of the Great Rift Valley, for which he received a Nobel. Why didn't I think of that?
Wow, that map explains why Jeremy Wade spends so much time fishing monsters in the Congo River.
Ivan Betinova regular optical Aleutian. LMAO! is that Bob Hope? ANIGTD?
I've heard sailing can be rough around the Cape of Good Hope due to shoals, but looking at that picture I don't know how. One might think that's the site of the Marianas Trench.
LeninkaIf she eats too many Cheetos, there will be global enlarging, and then what of the tectonic plates spreading further and further apart, and the resulting earthquakes?
I suddenly have a strange desire to invest my pittance in Nair. For the greater good, of course.
Quick! We must do something before it's too late - create a government program of some sort... But which one? There's no time to think! All of them! Something going to stick!
If we fail to act NOW, this man-made swelling will surely be accompanied by massive continental drift and mountain formations, with the biggest and the most unfair landmass expansion will occur (fortunately) in the Motherland and (unfortunately) in North America, while Africa may disappear from view completely. And it will be all our fault! In what shape will this planet be in 10, 20, or 50 years from now? What will be left to our children to enjoy and explore? It's terrible to imagine.
And that's the inconvenient truth.
I can always count on you to help me with my
Ivan BetinovRed Square, I will not be the butt of your joke here! I was busy trying to locate the south polar ice cap (you can just catch a glimpse of it if you know where to look), and had just handed my telescope back to my Eskimo guide, Inookinook (he grinds his own telescope lenses--a regular optical Aleutian) when I tripped over a crack and noticed the position of the Great Rift Valley.
I am noticing that Comrade Betinov has an over abundance of humor...maybe a little too much humor. Time to spread it around comrade! Is there anyway we can force comrade Betinov to write my posts for me?
I almost laughed my earth off!
ANIGTD = And Now I'm Going To Die
DRYGTD = Damn Right You're Going To Die
Pinkie and I have played this game often the we have reduced it to acronyms. I simply saw it as my place to step and take one for the Collective before some other prole made the connection. A bit of a bum's rush on my part, I suppose, but for the love of the Party I am always willing to turn the other cheek, assume the position and shout "Thank you Commisarka! May I have another?"
As far as Comrade Gore making it to the South Pole, it is my understanding that his most recent expedition was turned back by an unexpected cold wave at the Ross Ice Shelf.
The proliferation of such maps alone suggests a broad scientific consensus.