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Dear ÜberProgreSSives™
Recently a very unfortunate incident occured with which something that effects all progressives everywhere... what to do with all that "uncleansed" currency proportedly, though unproven, that some how, some way, magically was donated into our accounts by "you know Hsu... wink... nudge."
What to do indeed!
Why, that's what "charities" are for and I have a plan!
Here's a "laundry" list for the redistribution of loot... er...ah... campaign donations:
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As you can see, these are all worthy charities that are in need of funding. Although campaign CA$H is the most important thing we ÜberProgreSSives™ hold dear to our heart and is the mainstay of our freedom, sometimes sacrifices must be made For The Common Good™.
Please do not think of this as something lost, but as something gained for the altruism that is our philosophy. We are helping others help themselves by helping ourselves to whatever we need.
Keep that in mind when you donate your OPM today.
H08
Dear ÜberProgreSSives™Recently a very unfortunate incident occured with which something that effects all progressives everywhere... what to do with all that "uncleansed" currency proportedly, though unproven, that some how, some way, magically was donated into our accounts by "you know Hsu... wink... nudge."
What to do indeed!
Why, that's what "charities" are for and I have a plan!
Here's a "laundry" list for the redistribution of loot... er...ah... campaign donations:
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- The Free Lunch Liberal Society
- The Take A Wish Foundation
- Voters Without Borders
- The Proactive Progressive Fund
- The Gus Hall Trust for a Better America
- The Village Institute for Progress (Become a VIP today with your membership)
- The Eugene V. Debs Family Foundation
- The Humane Socialists of The United States
- The M.S. Punchenko Charitable Trust For The Children (Punchy's Kids)
- Helping Other Progressives Everywhere (HOPE)
- Habitat for Hamsters, Richard Gere, Chair
As you can see, these are all worthy charities that are in need of funding. Although campaign CA$H is the most important thing we ÜberProgreSSives™ hold dear to our heart and is the mainstay of our freedom, sometimes sacrifices must be made For The Common Good™.
Please do not think of this as something lost, but as something gained for the altruism that is our philosophy. We are helping others help themselves by helping ourselves to whatever we need.
Keep that in mind when you donate your OPM today.
H08
Thank you so much, Your Excellency, for your generous contribution of 20,000 USD (that's all, Yuri?! 20,000$!? Damn that Richard Gere! I bet he got all the dough before we could wet our beaks with all that yummy ChiCom cash! Damn has-been and his hamsters! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS RICHARD GERE!).
Errhmmm... <cough>....<hack>... As I was saying, we are forever grateful that Her Excellency, Hillary Rodham Clinton, our future POTUS to be for having made this considerable donation to the M. S. Punchenko Charitable Trust For The Children (trust my commie ass! Har har!) or as we like to call it - Punchy's Kids.
Because of Her Excellency - and Her contribution to The Children™ - I am happy to announce that we will be feeding a fraction of a whole child! Yes, I know, I'm elated as well! All thanks to Her Excellency and Her loving, generous and gracious giving heart that fraction of a whole child will be able to nourish him/her/itself with this very expensive and very nourishing saltine cracker... well, actually, it is half a saltine cracker... but never the less it is nourishing and delicious!
Thank you, Your Excellency. Thank you for being the noble humyn being that Rethuglicans refuse to be (I'm going to need an account #, Your Excellency, to re -funnel that money back to your campaign coffers... my Secretarial Assistant*, the one I'm sleeping with, is on line two awaiting your confirmation).
Errhmmm... <cough>....<hack>... As I was saying, we are forever grateful that Her Excellency, Hillary Rodham Clinton, our future POTUS to be for having made this considerable donation to the M. S. Punchenko Charitable Trust For The Children (trust my commie ass! Har har!) or as we like to call it - Punchy's Kids.
Because of Her Excellency - and Her contribution to The Children™ - I am happy to announce that we will be feeding a fraction of a whole child! Yes, I know, I'm elated as well! All thanks to Her Excellency and Her loving, generous and gracious giving heart that fraction of a whole child will be able to nourish him/her/itself with this very expensive and very nourishing saltine cracker... well, actually, it is half a saltine cracker... but never the less it is nourishing and delicious!
Thank you, Your Excellency. Thank you for being the noble humyn being that Rethuglicans refuse to be (I'm going to need an account #, Your Excellency, to re -funnel that money back to your campaign coffers... my Secretarial Assistant*, the one I'm sleeping with, is on line two awaiting your confirmation).
Meow
Thank you, Your Excellency. Thank you for being the noble humyn being that Rethuglicans refuse to be (I'm going to need an account #, Your Excellency, to re -funnel that money back to your campaign coffers... my Secretarial Assistant*, the one I'm sleeping with, is on line two awaiting your confirmation).Due to the ongoing mail delays in the U.S. Senate and in my New York State offices, all donor authorization forms and supporting materials should be FAXED to the NYC office at (212) 688-7444.
Note: There may be a 4 to 8 weeks processing period from the time a donor first makes written contact with the office until the money is deposited. Once the money is deposited, it also may take up to three to six months to investigate a donation, and more than two months to one year to resolve, depending on the nature of the donation and the Federal agency involved.
Please feel free to contact my donor liaison staff at (212) 688-6262 with any questions or concerns. Thank you for your patience and understanding while we are experiencing these difficult times.
Whoopsy!! I forgot to tell you my Secretarial Assistant* is an Undocumented-American, Your Excellency. She can't understand English and will need to be able to read your lovely and awe-inspiring automated disclaimer in Espanol. Is there a "1" button somewhere on the Cube that she can just simply press?
She'll have to press #9
Here's the constituent friendly language list:
1) Cantonese
2) Mandarin
3) Manchu
4) Jin
5) Min
6) Wu Tang Clan
7) Wang Chung
8) General Tso
9) Espanol
Here's the constituent friendly language list:
1) Cantonese
2) Mandarin
3) Manchu
4) Jin
5) Min
6) Wu Tang Clan
7) Wang Chung
8) General Tso
9) Espanol
Your Excellency, are in of those approved charities affiliated with one of my favorites, The Displaced Little Rock Lawyer Fund? I know that charity does some fine work to help those lawyers that formally practiced in the Little Rock area that due to events beyond their control, were evacuated to other states.
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Your Excellency, are in of those approved charities affiliated with one of my favorites, The Displaced Little Rock Lawyer Fund?That's under the Progressive umbrella and was an oversight. Yes, please include the DLRLF on your list.
Comrades Cubists!
All that money will go to progressive laundromat charities anyway, so why not ours?
We need to set up a charity under the umbrella of the People's Cube so that all CA$H goes to us and not some useful idiots (Punchy's Kids excluded, of course).
We need a good name that we could post in the right-hand column, asking for all Hsu-affiliated Democrat candidates to give all that dirty CA$H to OUR progressive laundromat... er, charity.
HABITAT FOR INHUMANITY (supporting socialist and Islamic dictatorships worldwide) is one option, but it sounds too gruesome and serious.
Other ideas?
All that money will go to progressive laundromat charities anyway, so why not ours?
We need to set up a charity under the umbrella of the People's Cube so that all CA$H goes to us and not some useful idiots (Punchy's Kids excluded, of course).
We need a good name that we could post in the right-hand column, asking for all Hsu-affiliated Democrat candidates to give all that dirty CA$H to OUR progressive laundromat... er, charity.
HABITAT FOR INHUMANITY (supporting socialist and Islamic dictatorships worldwide) is one option, but it sounds too gruesome and serious.
Other ideas?
The Campaign for Progressive Funding....helping others by helping ourselves to OPM
Please give generously to Punchy's Kids today so kids like Nancy here can have HOPE for a better, progressive tomorrow. Without your help, Nancy won't be able to laugh, to sing, cry, or watch a sunset. So please give today and keep giving until it hurts, then give some more. Only you can help Punchy's Kids!
Our Most Noble Leader, Red Square
Comrades Cubists!All that money will go to progressive laundromat charities anyway, so why not ours?
We need to set up a charity under the umbrella of the People's Cube so that all CA$H goes to us and not some useful idiots (Punchy's Kids excluded, of course).
We need a good name that we could post in the right-hand column, asking for all Hsu-affiliated Democrat candidates to give all that dirty CA$H to OUR progressive laundromat... er, charity.
HABITAT FOR INHUMANITY (supporting socialist and Islamic dictatorships worldwide) is one option, but it sounds too gruesome and serious.
Other ideas?
Vozhd(did I spell that right?)
Perhaps OPERATION DRAGONFIRE may be appropriate, albeit a bit vague.
This site has an article referring to it. Please be advised, I cannot confirm the allegations in this article. For some reason the article referenced (from ABCNEWS.com) has been purged from their archives. (I cannot think of why...)
I can confirm, however, that the comments referring to Sen. Feinstein near the bottom of the page are unfounded, so please take with copious amounts of salt.
Thank you for your time most Noble and Altruistic Leader.
Your humble servant,
- Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, Maj. Gen. (Reserve)
Empress! Bearer of Womyn's Suffering! Savior of Children! Live forever!
While I am but a dead dog and mere mucous in your eyes, may I humbly suggest (I dare not even gaze upon my monitor as I request this)...
Progressive Environmentalists Against Carbon Emissions
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Pupovich and Punchenko, I have donated the reparation money in your names to please the Empress (including Punchenko's .75%; math is not my forte) to the PEACE fund. Indeed, all the money I receive I selflessly donate to this fund which I own and operate for the children (both underprivileged US Americans and those who are suffering through the imperialist occupation in the Iraq).
While I am but a dead dog and mere mucous in your eyes, may I humbly suggest (I dare not even gaze upon my monitor as I request this)...
Progressive Environmentalists Against Carbon Emissions
?
Pupovich and Punchenko, I have donated the reparation money in your names to please the Empress (including Punchenko's .75%; math is not my forte) to the PEACE fund. Indeed, all the money I receive I selflessly donate to this fund which I own and operate for the children (both underprivileged US Americans and those who are suffering through the imperialist occupation in the Iraq).
How about....
People Helping Themselves!
That seems to encompass all our pure motives....
People Helping Themselves!
That seems to encompass all our pure motives....
Comrade Blogunov
Pupovich and Punchenko, I have donated the reparation money in your names to please the Empress (including Punchenko's .75%; math is not my forte) to the PEACE fund. Indeed, all the money I receive I selflessly donate to this fund which I own and operate for the children (both underprivileged US Americans and those who are suffering through the imperialist occupation in the Iraq).While I am sure we all applaud your zeal, I am also sure that Punchenko and I would prefer in the future for you to route all monies to the Party or the Empress though us first. We have the finest money counting and bundling machines this side of Hsu, and we also need to enter the sums before we er... pass it on.
Or maybe:
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Commissar Pupovich
While I am sure we all applaud your zeal, I am also sure that Punchenko and I would prefer in the future for you to route all monies to the Party or the Empress though us first. We have the finest money counting and bundling machines this side of Hsu, and we also need to enter the sums before we er... pass it on.As the Great Helmsman of the People's Revolution in China put it...
If the Hsu fits, wear it.
Idiomatically, it means take all your pockets can hold - for the children.
It sounds as if we need to pool our Darwin given talents to please the Empress, for greater efficiency, to please the Empress, for the Greater Good™, and to Please the Empress.
All of our talents, and of course our money, is for the Party, and by extension, the Hillary! She is the All in All.
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The Campaign for Progressive Funding....helping others by helping ourselves to OPM<off character>
I still like this for these reasons:
A) Trolls logging on may take the bait and donate. Imagine their warm, fuzzy feelings they'll get after they made their contribution.
B) Conservatives who understand satire could part with some cash and when they're in the company of liberals, they can say with a straight face that they donated to The Campaign for Progressive Funding and that makes them a "Progressive".
I think a banner under the neo-kulak one would work.
Add some nature to the banner logo...like an oak tree...
And voila! Maybe Patrick Kennedy will redistribute his funds to us. I understand he's still holding out. Now that's a true progressive!
Just think....
Dear Donor,
With every donation you make to the CPF you'll be contributing to progressive groups that are involved in activities like saving the habitat and protecting the Hairy-Chested Nut Scratcher; Making sure single mothers addicted to crack cocaine get involved with all the social services they need to continue their existence and smack users get clean needles; Helping undocumented workers receive the legal expertise in fighting the discrimination forced upon them; Ridding the streets of guns that kill people; Promoting understanding and friendship with other cultures like The Religion of Peace.
Every dollar counts and we count every dollar.
You decide what gift level you want to contribute and you receive a wonderful premium in exchange for your generous donation.
At the $100.00 level you'll received a recycled pre-owned CD of Peter, Paul & Mary's Greatest Hits
At the $500.00 level we'll wash your Prius with organic soap and polish it with free-range beeswax.
And for our members who make a special pledge of $1000.00 or more, you'll receive guest passes for two to the luxurious Rancho Teocrito on sunny South Padre Island for one weekend where you'll be waited on hand and foot by Bruno and Lupe and served party approved Margaritas, plus unlimited access to the Hildo Hydra and hot tub. Who can top that? Certainly not PBS!
Just click PayPal and feel good about yourself! You deserve it!
You could call is ASSPAC (American Socialist in Solidarity Political Action Committee). There is nothing the Party knows best than how to cram Progress up the ass of the American people!
American Socialist in Solidarity PAC - PACing the ass of the American people with government regulation and frivolous social spending for the Common Good™.
American Socialist in Solidarity PAC - PACing the ass of the American people with government regulation and frivolous social spending for the Common Good™.
Meow, you greedy bastard, wrote
American Socialist in Solidarity PAC - PACing the ass of the American people with government regulation and frivolous social spending for the Common Good™.
What? The MSPCTFTC isn't enough? Now you have to cut in on Theocritus's turf?
You're one sick f#@ker.
Stealing off of fellow comrades.
Shame!
Who gave you permission?
It wasn't ME!
Huh?
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You could call is ASSPAC (American Socialist in Solidarity Political Action Committee). There is nothing the Party knows best than how to cram Progress up the ass of the American people!American Socialist in Solidarity PAC - PACing the ass of the American people with government regulation and frivolous social spending for the Common Good™.
What? The MSPCTFTC isn't enough? Now you have to cut in on Theocritus's turf?
You're one sick f#@ker.
Stealing off of fellow comrades.
Shame!
Who gave you permission?
It wasn't ME!
Huh?
Hillary
What? The MSPCTFTC isn't enough? Now you have to cut in on Theocritus's turf?Your Excellency, I feel that I may have been responsible for influencing the Chairman to post that, seeing how of course it is my duty, nay, my privilege to take the heat for any perceived errors on the part of my superior (in the hope that in due course I may rise to such exalted heights).
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Your Excellency, I feel that I may have been responsible for influencing the Chairman to post that, seeing how of course it is my duty, nay, my privilege to take the heat for any perceived errors on the part of my superior (in the hope that in due course I may rise to such exalted heights).Selfless devotion, huh?
Theocritus started it first, Your Excellency! Him and SMO were conspiring to start a "joint venture" to compete against my lucrative soup kitchen scam! I heard them talking about using a higher quality kind of rat and boiling the city water to "sanitize" it for the patrons. I can't compete against that, Your Excellency! I simply cannot scrap the pennies together to offer better rats and clean water for the soup! They will drive me out of business! OUT OF BUSINESS, YOUR EXCELLENCY! I had no choice but to start sewing up Theo's BEQ market... no choice, Your Excellency. I got hookers to feed and another vacation home in Malibu I have to pay for and I just can't let Theo and SMO put me outta' work.
Wait a minute Chairman.... you are feeding those hookers as well? They get the very best available at the Pup's Party Pleasure Palace. I think they have been double dipping so to speak. No doubt selling more than relief it would appear. Why, I have a good notion to put them against the People's Wall™, that is unless you have a particular need that they alone can satisfy? I do wish you would have let your humble Commissar take the heat though for that little business deal. It is the least I could do for you.
You sticking your neck out on my behalf is very noble, Commissar Pupovich.
HOWEVER... good Party members NEVER EVER take up for another comrade under any circumstances! Sure, kissing ass is OK - but offering your own life!? Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! If anything you should have wagged your finger at me and tack on other assorted fabricated crimes that I have committed against the Common Good. That way I would have no other choice but to denounce you and point my finger in your general direction. This - the finger pointing and all - creates a climate of fear within the Party ranks which is useful to keep us on our toes and able to perform our duties in calm and relaxing insecurity.
The Party Inner Circle relies *soley* on insecurity, fear, paranoia and a general distrust of family members, friends, co-workers and even pets... to actually become chummy with each other would be the greatest heresy of all in the eyes of late Stalin.
ENEMIES! ENEMIES ARE EVERYWHERE! TRUST NO ONE!!
HOWEVER... good Party members NEVER EVER take up for another comrade under any circumstances! Sure, kissing ass is OK - but offering your own life!? Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! If anything you should have wagged your finger at me and tack on other assorted fabricated crimes that I have committed against the Common Good. That way I would have no other choice but to denounce you and point my finger in your general direction. This - the finger pointing and all - creates a climate of fear within the Party ranks which is useful to keep us on our toes and able to perform our duties in calm and relaxing insecurity.
The Party Inner Circle relies *soley* on insecurity, fear, paranoia and a general distrust of family members, friends, co-workers and even pets... to actually become chummy with each other would be the greatest heresy of all in the eyes of late Stalin.
ENEMIES! ENEMIES ARE EVERYWHERE! TRUST NO ONE!!
Ah, wise counsel indeed, it's just that with you being Chairman, and I but a Commissar, your finger wagging in my direction is a bit more dangerous. Oh sure, now if I really had some good Thought Crime evidence on your part, then of course I would be duty bound to renounce you. But you were well within your rights to renounce Commissar Theocritus for hurting your business. Had I not been distracted with the way my LSU Tigers are destroying Va Tech in football tonight, and I had been thinking more clearly, I would have renounced Commissar Theocritus on your behalf! I missed a perfectly good chance to both renounce one and kiss ass a higher ranked official. The best of both worlds Da?
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I heard them talking about using a higher quality kind of rat and boiling the city water to "sanitize" it for the patrons. I can't compete against that, Your Excellency! I simply cannot scrap the pennies together to offer better rats and clean water for the soup!With that you are correct Meow. You get a pass. I've seen SMO and Critter's new and improved product and you can't compete, not because you don't want to but as we all know, competition is bad for society. I had to check it out myself. They were test marketing their new menu at the Woodbridge Mini-Mansionless Shelter for Cancerous Men next to the Panera Bread shop at the mall and the patrons gave it a "Four Forks" revue even though you don't need a fork. Seems they also got a deal on those used chopsticks that were recalled in China.
Well, here's a sampling:
When you're there, try their chocolate dipped cockroaches for dessert.
Oh....and Pup, you had me worried. Never ever take personal responsibility for yourself, let alone anybody else. That repugnant behavior must stop. Ugh, ick, ewwww.....But you get a pass too....Boy, I'm feeling generous today, I need my meds, where's my vitamin K? Has anybody seen my Roofies?
H08
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Oh....and Pup, you had me worried. Never ever take personal responsibility for yourself, let alone anybody else. That repugnant behavior must stop. Ugh, ick, ewwww.....But you get a pass too....Boy, I'm feeling generous today, I need my meds, where's my vitamin K? Has anybody seen my Roofies?H08
Thank you Your Excellency for your wise counsel. It was not my fault, I made the mistake of trying the buffet at that restaurant you mentioned featuring SMO and Critter's new product. Yes, it was tasty, but I am used to bigger portions and their rats were a bit on the greasy side for my taste. However, the next morning I was delirious and deathly ill when I made that unfortunate comment taking personal responsibility. Now whether it was from the use of those Chinese chopsticks, or SMO and Critter's new recipe, I do not know, but either way I will get my rat from the Chairman's eatery from now on.
I'm with Hillary on this one. My vote's for The Campaign for Progressive Funding. I really like that idea.
Save the Planet! Contribute to The Campaign for Progressive Funding today.
And don't forget, you can always donate to the Internet Police fund. They're Beijing's finest and a very worthy cause. It's a thankless job, monitoring millions of Chinese on the internet.
To denounce fellow internet comrades of deviations from Party truth
click on officers JingJing and Chacha immediately,
wait at Chinese Communist Party, American branch for Officer Hsu.
Save the Planet! Contribute to The Campaign for Progressive Funding today.
And don't forget, you can always donate to the Internet Police fund. They're Beijing's finest and a very worthy cause. It's a thankless job, monitoring millions of Chinese on the internet.
To denounce fellow internet comrades of deviations from Party truth
click on officers JingJing and Chacha immediately,
wait at Chinese Communist Party, American branch for Officer Hsu.
Dearest comrade Margaret, I went to the Chinese Communist Party, American branch and found some great propaganda.
At their homepage is:
Note the headline: The Bush Report: Written by the White House. Not Petraeus. If you click the above image you'll go to the DNC linked article. Check out the DNC article and the linked Washington Times article that all this is based on. It turns out, General Petraeus is giving an oral report, as opposed to a written report. The DNC is twisting this into a short emotionally charged sound-bite headline that communicates nothing but a big lie. This is incredibly brazen lying on the part of the DNC.
For a real kick read the comments at the end of the DNC post. Here's a good one (but not the best by a long shot, you really have to read what MarthaA has to say):
You are right, as to many mans and woman's in this country, with her and his VOTE this double face and hypocritical politician in Washington DC should be removed.
America deserve people who listen the people not people who listen his boss.
My guess is, this is one of the "new" Democrat voters.
At their homepage is:
Note the headline: The Bush Report: Written by the White House. Not Petraeus. If you click the above image you'll go to the DNC linked article. Check out the DNC article and the linked Washington Times article that all this is based on. It turns out, General Petraeus is giving an oral report, as opposed to a written report. The DNC is twisting this into a short emotionally charged sound-bite headline that communicates nothing but a big lie. This is incredibly brazen lying on the part of the DNC.
For a real kick read the comments at the end of the DNC post. Here's a good one (but not the best by a long shot, you really have to read what MarthaA has to say):
comment at DNC article The Bush Report
MathaA:You are right, as to many mans and woman's in this country, with her and his VOTE this double face and hypocritical politician in Washington DC should be removed.
America deserve people who listen the people not people who listen his boss.
My guess is, this is one of the "new" Democrat voters.
This may indeed be one of the "new" Democrat voters, or it may also be some of the Osama's jihadists posting correct talking points to the Dems and/or contributing to the "majority opinion." Judging by Osama's speech, he is (or his advisers are) intimately familiar with the leftist thinking and the ways it affects politics.
MathaA might as well have signed as "JIHADISTS AGAINST TROOP SURGE"
MathaA might as well have signed as "JIHADISTS AGAINST TROOP SURGE"
<sigh> All right, I give my full endorsment to The Campaign for Progressive Funding (I really liked the idea, too) Oww, owww! Stop shoving that pistol so hard in my back, Comrade Otis! I'm saying what you told me to say! Owww!
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He/she/it is a "new" Democrat voter indeed. And I completely agree that every mens and woman's vote should be used by his her to remove politician from Washington DC for the people because he listen to his and hers boss. that what keith olbermanns told me think!
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He/she/it is a "new" Democrat voter indeed. And I completely agree that every mens and woman's vote should be used by his her to remove politician from Washington DC for the people because he listen to his and hers boss. that what keith olbermanns told me think!
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And I completely agree that every mens and woman's vote should be used by his her to remove politician from Washington DC for the people because he listen to his and hers boss. that what keith olbermanns told me think!Meow savvy. More rat for Meow rice bowl. Chop Chop!
I'm so glad Osama now likes Jewish writers but hates capitalism.
Maybe we need to stop looking in caves in Afghanistan and start looking under Howard Dean's bed or Cindy Sheehan's underwear drawer.
One almost has to admire our useful idiots.... they insist the White House issue a report from the general the White House and the Congress approved, then insist it is all bogus. And if the LA Times say so, it must be true.
"To recap, first the public was incorrectly led to believe that Gen. David Petraeus would issue his own report about the situation on the ground in Iraq. Then the Los Angeles Times reported that the so-called “Petraeus report” would “actually be written by the White House.”
Rep. Tom Davis (R-VA) then suggested the White House would probably “tweak” the “Petraeus report.” In an effort to put the controversy to rest, Gen. David Petraeus assured lawmakers that the White House was not going to be involved in the “writing” of the report."
"To recap, first the public was incorrectly led to believe that Gen. David Petraeus would issue his own report about the situation on the ground in Iraq. Then the Los Angeles Times reported that the so-called “Petraeus report” would “actually be written by the White House.”
Rep. Tom Davis (R-VA) then suggested the White House would probably “tweak” the “Petraeus report.” In an effort to put the controversy to rest, Gen. David Petraeus assured lawmakers that the White House was not going to be involved in the “writing” of the report."
Chairman Punchenko... I was just wondering, do I get a percentage for that plug I gave earlier for your outstanding rat served at your eatery? It is still much better than that new recipe your competitors have tried to foist on an unsuspecting public.
Comrades- when re-directing, ahem, "errant" funding, we can not forget our friends from the
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It has often been mentioned here at the Cube that "Life Imitates the Cube".....hmmmm, yes, sometimes, most always.
Today though I had two "double whammys" in reversal where the "Cube Imitates Life".
1) It has been reported today that Norman Hsu is "despondant and suicidal" by his family.
Nuh-huh? You don't say?
As the old saying goes "Who would of guessed?". I'm quite sure Hillary already had a speech made up just in case....."I'm deeply shocked that Norman Hsu threw himself from an Amtrak train going over that Rocky Mountain gorge railroad bridge. We'll never know what was in his trobled mind that made him do it. we'll just never know. My thoughts and prayers are with the Hsu family tonight as they grieve their tragic loss."
2) One of the phoney charities I made up was HOPE on Saturday....today again... I learn that Obama heads up "Hopefund", a charity that he chairs and was helped funded by guess Hsu? You know Hsu!
Therefore today, I want to congratulate Mr. Norman Hsu, the World's 1st Hillary associated attempted "Hsuicide" that has lived to see a new day and to a new word for our dictionary and lexicon. Excellent strategy for keeping alive Mr. Hsu! May you live long enough to tell your whole story.
Hsuicide:
A person who won't take one for the team, a failed attempt for protecting Hillary. Somebody who inconveniently refuses to die when ordered.
Botched suicide.
In order to compensate for the shortfall of revenue caused by this entirely unwarranted and obviously unjust inquiry into party fundraising, I have cut a neat slot in my forehead leading to my currently empty cranial cavity. Above it I have printed a plea for donations of small change to support the ongoing struggle against the Bushitler regime: "Contributions of Money Must Insure Every Democrat Unlimited Power Everywhere." Since my forehead is not large enough for the entire slogan I had to abbreviate it as COMMIE DUPE. I have been hanging out at Starbuck's all day. So far I have collected $3.17, three slugs and an Evian bottle cap.
My Lenin, you must live out in the sticks? From what I have heard, there should be plenty of donations from a Starbucks crowd.
I too am surprised at the low take in such an advantageous location. I was wearing dirty jeans, a Che T-Shirt, and woven hemp sandals, but mainly attracted hostile stares as I stood beside the sign explaining why they had jumped up the price of coffee again due to the high cost of dairy products.
Hmmm, sounds like you were dressed appropriately. Those hippies should rejoice at the high price of milk, for it is largely due to their wish for ethanol and the high price of corn.
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I have not had much experience with hippes, having only recently arrived from People's Collective Farm # 6642071321. But even in this short time I have noticed that they do not do very well in relating cause to effect or action to consequence.
Hillary
Hsuicide:A person who won't take one for the team, a failed attempt for protecting Hillary. Somebody who inconveniently refuses to die when ordered.
Botched suicide.
One botched attempt does not a new life give. Somebody better start a Hsuicide watch, but quick. I wouldn't want to be in his Hshoes.
"No man, no problem." - Stalin
"Some people have skeletons in their closet, I just have Hsus." - Hillary
Is it Hsu as in "shoe" or Hsu as in "who"?? And has Hsuicide been added to the People's Glossary for future collective reference?
By popular demand (Meow and... er... a group of comrades) Hsuicide has been added to the People's Glossary for future collective reference, and prominently displayed on the Mother Page.
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... 2#Hsuicide
http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewt ... 2#Hsuicide
Yay!
Ivan Betinov
I have not had much experience with hippes, having only recently arrived from People's Collective Farm # 6642071321. But even in this short time I have noticed that they do not do very well in relating cause to effect or action to consequence.That pretty well sums them up! In other words, they have the brains of a cat.
But comrade Commissar, surely cats wash themselves, do they not?
$850,000.00!
I want Hsu's head on a plate!
....OK Hill....take a deep breath.
Relax.
Inhale...wait, Clintons don't inhale.
Exhale.
OK, tell a joke....that always brakes the tension.
Q: What are Hillary's favorite kind of nuts?
A: Ca$h Hsu's
I want Hsu's head on a plate!
....OK Hill....take a deep breath.
Relax.
Inhale...wait, Clintons don't inhale.
Exhale.
OK, tell a joke....that always brakes the tension.
Q: What are Hillary's favorite kind of nuts?
A: Ca$h Hsu's
I came as soon as I heard, Hill! Janet and I were vacationing in Jersey since Petraeus and his band of warmongering hordes came to Washington... you know, the usual, me avoiding him and the cameras in order to keep my job next election cycle.
Hmmm, where was I..... oh yeah...
THIS HSU MUST PAY! <gasping> $850,000.00!!! Do you know how many minority voters we could buy with that money!?!? Sweet Jayzuz, Hill! How in the blue-dog hell did you let this little piggy get caught?? My goodness... and how did ya let him get off the hook so easily!? He is ChiCom, Hill. I mean... HELLO.... lead poisoning... duh! All this talk about throwing Normie off the train! My goodness, there are so many other *sophisticated* ways to oust idiots!
Dammit.... where did I put my Blackberry.... left Bonnie in charge of the House while I was gone, gotta' check up on him from time to time to make sure he isn't running a whore House..... <snicker><giggle> GET IT!? WHORE HOUSE!? BAHAHAHAHAH! Ugh! I kill myself! I'm brilliant, dammit! BRILLIANT! I should be on Broadway! Look out Jerry Seinfeld, here comes Grandma Nancy!!!
Anyhoot.... Hsu has FAILED! Hill, you know what the Party does to people who fail... especially those who FAIL to correct their FAILURE with a "noble act" above and beyond the call of Progress <cough> Vince Foster <cough><cough>. Yeah... I think it is high time the Party gets a little pro-active sporks and spoons on some of the dead weight around here.
-- Nancy <3
Hmmm, where was I..... oh yeah...
THIS HSU MUST PAY! <gasping> $850,000.00!!! Do you know how many minority voters we could buy with that money!?!? Sweet Jayzuz, Hill! How in the blue-dog hell did you let this little piggy get caught?? My goodness... and how did ya let him get off the hook so easily!? He is ChiCom, Hill. I mean... HELLO.... lead poisoning... duh! All this talk about throwing Normie off the train! My goodness, there are so many other *sophisticated* ways to oust idiots!
Dammit.... where did I put my Blackberry.... left Bonnie in charge of the House while I was gone, gotta' check up on him from time to time to make sure he isn't running a whore House..... <snicker><giggle> GET IT!? WHORE HOUSE!? BAHAHAHAHAH! Ugh! I kill myself! I'm brilliant, dammit! BRILLIANT! I should be on Broadway! Look out Jerry Seinfeld, here comes Grandma Nancy!!!
Anyhoot.... Hsu has FAILED! Hill, you know what the Party does to people who fail... especially those who FAIL to correct their FAILURE with a "noble act" above and beyond the call of Progress <cough> Vince Foster <cough><cough>. Yeah... I think it is high time the Party gets a little pro-active sporks and spoons on some of the dead weight around here.
-- Nancy <3
Cash Hsu's... Oh, that is too rich for a humble Commissar. Now I will be thinking about that the rest of the day while trying to cleanse the Party Pleasure Palace database of any mention of HsuEver could embarrass Her Highness.
Help! Simon-Sinister has captured Hsu Shine Boy and he's being held captive in Colorado.
What a trip down memory lane... where of course I marked my spot.
I admire your generosity with misbegotten gains, oh Your Turpetudinousness, and appreciate all you do to redistribute from each according to his abundance to each according to his need. May the hair on your shoulders never cease to glisten!
Prompted by comrade Betinov I would submit that some money go to the
"Clothes for Ass Showing Hippies" fund (I got pretty grossed out by those naked shots in a previous post. Give me the rat fois gras any day)
or perhaps to the "Screaming Underprivileged Congressional Karacters" fund (see the linked pictures).
http://www.rinfret.com/img1/AlGore_Screaming.jpg
http://www.rinfret.com/img1/kennee.jpg
http://www.waynebesen.com/uploaded_imag ... 784084.jpg
BTW, Pupovich, do you wish to come clean to the party about your relationship to that shoeshine boy/dog?
Prompted by comrade Betinov I would submit that some money go to the
"Clothes for Ass Showing Hippies" fund (I got pretty grossed out by those naked shots in a previous post. Give me the rat fois gras any day)
or perhaps to the "Screaming Underprivileged Congressional Karacters" fund (see the linked pictures).
http://www.rinfret.com/img1/AlGore_Screaming.jpg
http://www.rinfret.com/img1/kennee.jpg
http://www.waynebesen.com/uploaded_imag ... 784084.jpg
BTW, Pupovich, do you wish to come clean to the party about your relationship to that shoeshine boy/dog?
$.$. Halliburton
One botched attempt does not a new life give. Somebody better start a Hsuicide watch, but quick. I wouldn't want to be in his Hshoes.
Who's shus? Hsu's shoes?
$.$. Halliburton
"No man, no problem." - Stalin"No woman, no cry." - Marley
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AbecedariusRex
BTW, Pupovich, do you wish to come clean to the party about your relationship to that shoeshine boy/dog?Absotootly not!
Hillary
Recently a very unfortunate incident occured with which something that effects all progressives everywhere... what to do with all that "uncleansed" currency proportedly, though unproven, that some how, some way, magically was donated into our accounts by "you know Hsu... wink... nudge."Your Excellency! I do hope you have seen that you are getting positive headlines for your leading the way on ethics!
WASHINGTON - In returning $850,000 to donors associated with a disgraced fundraiser, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton sets a significant new standard for how campaigns should respond in the face of potential scandal.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070911/ap_ ... fundraiser
Laika sent me a signal that I had to obey and make this picture....
To give credit where credit is due, I used HRC's collage with money made by someone else. The picture is titled TRAITORS.
To give credit where credit is due, I used HRC's collage with money made by someone else. The picture is titled TRAITORS.
That is so eggselents Red!!! Fantastic job!
Hillary
[img]1) It has been reported today that Norman Hsu is "despondant and suicidal" by his family.Nuh-huh? You don't say?
I heard on the radio that a Hsuicide note was found apologizing for his actions... I wonder, was this a Politician Assisted Hsuicide?
Hillary
Is this on the menu in the DemocRAT '08 eatery that I had dinner the other night at a Hillary fundraiser (I believe it's now under the new management (Meow))?
Everyone's favorites included "Steamed DemocRAT," "Roasted DemocRAT," "Carbonized DemocRAT," and "DemocRAT on a Stick." Soaked in ethanol and served with cash-flavored sauce piquante.
That's all I can remember now. Has anyone else dined there?
I did, and I got sick from it. I was rushed to Hillary's intensive care unit and barely survived. They don't clean the shit out of the DemocRATs. I found out that they don't even gut them. That can lead to some serious diseases down the road.
Premier Betty
I did, and I got sick from it. I was rushed to Hillary's intensive care unit and barely survived. They don't clean the shit out of the DemocRATs. I found out that they don't even gut them. That can lead to some serious diseases down the road.Most DemocRats are noxious, stringy, hard to swallow and leave one with terrible heartburn; but Ted Kennedy, mmmmmmmmmm boy! That's a good feed, I guarantee. (esp. as he comes already pickled!)
Well, I will stick with the Chairman's restaurant as I think he still has the best rat available at a decent price.
Yes, at the Chairman's restaurant the price is definitely rat.
(the sound in the distance is the universal groan from the politburo)
(the sound in the distance is the universal groan from the politburo)
Oh, I have no choice but to denounce you for that! LOL~
Ok, I have another choice... and to respond in kind...
By the sewer I lived,
By the sewer I died.
But it wasn't murder,
It was Hsuicide!
Ok, I have another choice... and to respond in kind...
By the sewer I lived,
By the sewer I died.
But it wasn't murder,
It was Hsuicide!
You can get anything you want at Chairman's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Chairman's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Chairman's Restaurant
This song is called Chairman's Restaurant, and it's about Chairman, and the
restaurant, but Chairman's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Chairman's
Restaurant....
http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml
You can get anything you want at Chairman's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Chairman's Restaurant
This song is called Chairman's Restaurant, and it's about Chairman, and the
restaurant, but Chairman's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Chairman's
Restaurant....
http://www.arlo.net/resources/lyrics/alices.shtml
Pupovich - while sewers and fundraisers are about the same, a little distinction won't hurt.
By fundraisers I lived,
By fundraisers I died.
But it wasn't murder,
It was Hsuicide!
If you want to be more precise, call it Hillraiser.
By fundraisers I lived,
By fundraisers I died.
But it wasn't murder,
It was Hsuicide!
If you want to be more precise, call it Hillraiser.
Red Square
You can get anything you want at Chairman's RestaurantHave you by chance heard the last version, the Masacre Revisited? The song is the same, but he tell a hilarious story about the truth behind the 18 minute gap in Nixon's tape. Er... you can "borrow" it here...
http://www.lafinjack.net/music/
Dear Leader, I think you have a wonderful Cube Pun!
Speaking of food, I didn't know where else to post this picture I found...
LOL! You sure come up with some good ones!
Red Asked
Everyone's favorites included "Steamed DemocRAT," "Roasted DemocRAT," "Carbonized DemocRAT," and "DemocRAT on a Stick." Soaked in ethanol and served with cash-flavored sauce piquante.
That's all I can remember now. Has anyone else dined there?
Oh there were lots of Party approved cuisine. Meow pulled out all the stops. Even Theocritis was impressed with the fresh bull pizzle. (Don't ask....just google)
The Fried Harry Reid was magnificent. (Pork Bung)
And the Fresh Pup was to die for......Mmmmm Good!
All in all, my HillRaisers collected $300K at $100K per plate.
The guests included Mr. Hsu, Mr. Hsu and his friend Mr. Hsu.
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Is this on the menu in the DemocRAT '08 eatery that I had dinner the other night at a Hillary fundraiser (I believe it's now under the new management (Meow))?Everyone's favorites included "Steamed DemocRAT," "Roasted DemocRAT," "Carbonized DemocRAT," and "DemocRAT on a Stick." Soaked in ethanol and served with cash-flavored sauce piquante.
That's all I can remember now. Has anyone else dined there?
Oh there were lots of Party approved cuisine. Meow pulled out all the stops. Even Theocritis was impressed with the fresh bull pizzle. (Don't ask....just google)
The Fried Harry Reid was magnificent. (Pork Bung)
And the Fresh Pup was to die for......Mmmmm Good!
All in all, my HillRaisers collected $300K at $100K per plate.
The guests included Mr. Hsu, Mr. Hsu and his friend Mr. Hsu.
Fresh Pup.... Gulp!
Poor dogs. Why couldn't they be cats?
I keep looking at that photo and I am not sure that is real dog... the placement of the tail just doesn't look right, more like a rat.
I dunno, most dogs aren't shaved like that one is, and they can look a lot different under the fur. And the paws look like dog paws. However, if they are rats, those are some big rats!!
I don't know where you folks get the money to eat out all the time, I must cook my own rat at home, living on my meager State Pension.
-Mikhail
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