MeowThank you, Your Excellency. Thank you for being the noble humyn being that Rethuglicans refuse to be (I'm going to need an account #, Your Excellency, to re -funnel that money back to your campaign coffers... my Secretarial Assistant*, the one I'm sleeping with, is on line two awaiting your confirmation).
Quote:Your Excellency, are in of those approved charities affiliated with one of my favorites, The Displaced Little Rock Lawyer Fund?
Our Most Noble Leader, Red SquareComrades Cubists!
Comrade BlogunovPupovich and Punchenko, I have donated the reparation money in your names to please the Empress (including Punchenko's .75%; math is not my forte) to the PEACE fund. Indeed, all the money I receive I selflessly donate to this fund which I own and operate for the children (both underprivileged US Americans and those who are suffering through the imperialist occupation in the Iraq).
Commissar PupovichWhile I am sure we all applaud your zeal, I am also sure that Punchenko and I would prefer in the future for you to route all monies to the Party or the Empress though us first. We have the finest money counting and bundling machines this side of Hsu, and we also need to enter the sums before we er... pass it on.
Quote:The Campaign for Progressive Funding....helping others by helping ourselves to OPM
Quote:You could call is ASSPAC (American Socialist in Solidarity Political Action Committee). There is nothing the Party knows best than how to cram Progress up the ass of the American people!
HillaryWhat? The MSPCTFTC isn't enough? Now you have to cut in on Theocritus's turf?
Quote:Your Excellency, I feel that I may have been responsible for influencing the Chairman to post that, seeing how of course it is my duty, nay, my privilege to take the heat for any perceived errors on the part of my superior (in the hope that in due course I may rise to such exalted heights).
Quote:I heard them talking about using a higher quality kind of rat and boiling the city water to "sanitize" it for the patrons. I can't compete against that, Your Excellency! I simply cannot scrap the pennies together to offer better rats and clean water for the soup!
Quote:Oh....and Pup, you had me worried. Never ever take personal responsibility for yourself, let alone anybody else. That repugnant behavior must stop. Ugh, ick, ewwww.....But you get a pass too....Boy, I'm feeling generous today, I need my meds, where's my vitamin K? Has anybody seen my Roofies?
comment at DNC article The Bush ReportMathaA:
Quote:And I completely agree that every mens and woman's vote should be used by his her to remove politician from Washington DC for the people because he listen to his and hers boss. that what keith olbermanns told me think!
Ivan BetinovI have not had much experience with hippes, having only recently arrived from People's Collective Farm # 6642071321. But even in this short time I have noticed that they do not do very well in relating cause to effect or action to consequence.
$.$. Halliburton"No man, no problem." - Stalin
AbecedariusRexBTW, Pupovich, do you wish to come clean to the party about your relationship to that shoeshine boy/dog?
HillaryRecently a very unfortunate incident occured with which something that effects all progressives everywhere... what to do with all that "uncleansed" currency proportedly, though unproven, that some how, some way, magically was donated into our accounts by "you know Hsu... wink... nudge."
Hillary[img]1) It has been reported today that Norman Hsu is "despondant and suicidal" by his family.
Premier BettyI did, and I got sick from it. I was rushed to Hillary's intensive care unit and barely survived. They don't clean the shit out of the DemocRATs. I found out that they don't even gut them. That can lead to some serious diseases down the road.
Red SquareYou can get anything you want at Chairman's Restaurant
Quote:Is this on the menu in the DemocRAT '08 eatery that I had dinner the other night at a Hillary fundraiser (I believe it's now under the new management (Meow))?
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