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 | The scandalous new cover of New Yorker Magazine, depicting Barack Obama dressed as a Muslim and his wife Michelle as a militant black supremacist, turns out to be nothing more than the first step in a bold new Democrat strategy of playing both hands while the opponent simply watches, stated Earnest Trutok, Assistant Deputy Undersecretary of Media Relations in the Obama Camp. "We have prepared a large pile of dirty and revolting images that show Barack and his family in a much worse light than this," Trutok added, admitting that the forthcoming cartoon is jarringly out-of-place in the traditionally progressive New Yorker. "We have no choice but to run them ourselves in the friendly media due the refusal of the Republican Party to play its proper role in the final months of the campaign," Trutok stated. |
 Race-baiting is ugly when the Republicans do it. But when it can advance progress, it's OK. |
"Therefore, we must not only brilliantly defend the integrity of our candidate, but also stage vicious attacks against him that would prove to the American Public that the Republicans are nothing more than racists and alarmists. The average voter will merely assume that such attacks are coming from the McCain camp," Trutok said.
"Our most potent weapon in this election is the continued victim status of our candidate," agrees Allyce Safir-Simpson, Senior Poll Analyst for the Obama campaign.
"We noticed a sharp downturn in poll numbers whenever Barack took any concrete position," she explained, referring to a dilemma that has dogged Sen. Obama since the early days of the campaign. "Our main point has always been Hope and Change, but it can get uncomfortable when some busybody asks what we actually mean by this. However, we notice a jump in the Senator's poll numbers every time we manufacture an incident that seems to imply that he is the victim of some form of hate crime."
 Columbia professor of psychology and education Madonna Constantine (C) speaks during a rally outside the Teachers College of Columbia University in New York Oct. 10, 2007. People gathered outside the college protesting the discovery of a noose outside Constantine's office door. | This strategy is not exactly new, having been employed earlier this year by Columbia University psychology professor Madonna Constantine in an effort to deflect an investigation of alleged plagiarism. Professor Constantine, an African-American, manufactured a crude hangman's noose and hung it on her own office doorknob, then loudly claimed that she was the victim of a hate crime.
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"Like Professor Constantine, we know that to play the race card convincingly, one must be a victim of race hatred," explained Safir-Simpson. "Professor Constantine banked on the fact that all allegations against a person of color are race-based. It doesn't matter if the allegations are true or not; what matters is that the target of the allegations achieves automatic victim status. We want to achieve the same effect for Barack, but the Republicans just won't do their part."
Obama '08 staffers were busy tying nooses long into the night, preparations that will continue until the Democratic Convention opens in Denver on 25 August.
"We want a rope swinging from every other streetlight along the parade route," said Trutok. "This will provide ample proof of the racist nature of the Republicans." Other projects for the Convention include strolling minstrel-type actors in blackface, caricatures of Barack and Michelle tucking in to a meal of fried chicken and watermelon, and a Photoshopped family portrait featuring Obama's daughters with their hair tied in twists of rag.
"We hate to take this step," said Safir-Simpson, "but the opposition has left us no choice. We really expected the Republicans to go for the kids before now. That was one of our first targets during the last election with the Bush daughters."
This confirms what many of us have suspected for years. The Republican Party is a Party based on Hatred of the Truth and Progressive ideals. These hate filled KKKapitalists are a cancer upon the goals of the New World of Next Tuesday.
How dare they try to pervert our Candidate and his message of Hope and Change!!
Every Comrade must do his/her part at the Convention to assure His Excellency's nomination for POTUS.
Will Howard Dean do the right thing and assemble a group of white robed and pointy hatted followers to show the American people at the convention, the depth of the depravity of the RepubliKKKan party??
After the N.Yorker cover surfaced,I had to peruse my old stomping ground, Huffpo,to see what they thought of it....they are losing their little minds over it.
I wrote that what they had written made me very happy(as "feculentlibs"-also go by posting name "police" sometimes). And it does.
They are fighting like a pack of rabid wolves over this.
As for the Comrades at Huffblow, they are always loosing their little minds over something.
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Allyce Safir-Simpson, would this be a decedent of the inventor of Measurement of the strength of a Hurricane?A mere coincidence, but a serindipitous one. After all, as our comrades in the 1960s observed, "You don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
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"You don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."Speaking of the Weathermen - Take a look at this dossier that I found. Which Party member has been telling tales? The Rethugs are comming painfully close... thank goodness we only have 4 months to go.
http://www.usasurvival.org/docs/chicago-obama.pdf
Remember : Peace will only exist when there is no longer any resistance.
I have had a few posters ask me how i can be such a closed-minded conservative..blah blah... and yet i write things which are not in any way what their stereotypical assumptions of me would have me write....they are fun to mess w/ on occasion...just don't try to get into any sort of substantive argument w/ them..it's pointless...I learned that a long time ago.
This New Yorker cartoon is part of the game of pretense oppression. It's based on the same concept as the pre-torn and pre-dirtied jeans at Bloomingdale's with a $280 price tag. Let's pretend that we are oppressed and we're fighting back against the pigs! We are the people!
On a bigger philosophical scale, it's probably the phantom pains that torment a society long after the real oppression, misery, and turmoil have been replaced by freedom, peace, and prosperity. The morality of altruism that is needed in the times of war is useless and even harmful in the times of stability. This creates a major inner discomfort in many people who don't realize why they can't be happy unless they go out into the streets and fight some elusive enemy - even if it's a mythical one.
As the anti-Bush hysteria and the Truther movement show us, most people have no problem believing the myth if it fits right in their moral code. It's the same moral code that sustained humanity for millennia prior to the advent of reason: If it feels good, it must be right!
As these otherwise good and decent people run aimlessly with their "no war for oil" placards like chickens without heads, they join an army of useful idiots and create the momentum for political shysters. Because where there is confusion, there are crooks and swindlers willing to take advantage of it: the Obama campaign and the entire staff of Democrat Party strategists, as well as Sharpton and other so-called "civil libertarians."
While they cynically take advantage of this human condition, they can no more be credited for creating it than a fly sitting on a pile of horse manure can be credited with building it. (But if flies had a society with political parties, I imagine some fly can build a successful political career on taking credit for creating all of the piles of horse manure in its district).
Enter politics: a smaller scale of concrete spin and applied morality. Fake nooses, pretense cartoons, false rumors, and all the fabricated outrage. Race-baiting is only a logical part of the game: can't live with it, can't live without it. It's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it if he "progressive forces" are to win. Hence the New Yorker cartoon. And the faithful "progressive" New Yorker is selflessly playing the part of Judas in the Democrat morality play of staging the pretense crucifixion of Obama.
Talk about the growing of false consciousness!
In my darker and more cynical moments, I somtimes feel that the natural condition of society is that of the serf and the master. It seems that many people (I won't go as far as to say "most" or even venture a haphazard guess as to what percentage this may be) would be quite content to trade the uncertainty of freedom for the certainty of serfdom and merely pray that they get a good lord to rule over them. They will gladly give up their inalienable rights--which carry with them both the responsibility for their own welfare and the possibility of abject failure--for the hope that the master will provide for their survival and that the knout will fall on another back today.
Another fruitful possibility can be found in McCain's alma mater in Annapolis. Don't they have a lacrosse team at the Naval Academy? If so, they can persuade the reactionaries to rape and make racial slurs to some poor oppressed black female cadet. With the wonders of affirmative action, there are sure to be many potential Crystal Mangums in the student body.
Seanator Obama is the only presidential candidate I have not pleasured as of yet. Perhaps I should wait until his inaugural night and give him a big celebration?
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Don't they have a lacrosse team at the Naval Academy? If so, they can persuade the reactionaries to rape and make racial slurs to some poor oppressed black female cadet.Why wait for an actual incident? All we need is an allegation!
Ivan Betinov
...It seems that many people (I won't go as far as to say "most" or even venture a haphazard guess as to what percentage this may be) would be quite content to trade the uncertainty of freedom for the certainty of serfdom and merely pray that they get a good lord to rule over them....The benevolent dictator is actually a pretty good form of goverment, the trick of course is to ensure such a benevolent ruler and benevolent successors.
I volunteer to be such a benevolent dictator.... and now technology will allow my grateful subjects to clone me! It it a bright new day!
Ivan Betinov
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Don't they have a lacrosse team at the Naval Academy? If so, they can persuade the reactionaries to rape and make racial slurs to some poor oppressed black female cadet.Why wait for an actual incident? All we need is an allegation!
Quite true, Comrade Betinov. Or perhaps I could put on blackface and have the entire student body rape me!
BigFurHat at 7/22/2008, 8:43 am
Certification of Live BirfJust to fan the flames a little higher:
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The first hurdle will be having Obama produce his birth certificate, which so far he has refused to do, and prove that he was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961, as he has always claimed. There is speculation that his American mother may have brought him to Honolulu shortly after his birth in Kenya , but no proof of that has been shown.According to the law on the books at the time of Obama’s birth, the office of president requires that a candidate be a natural born citizen if the child was not born to two U.S. citizen parents. Since he was not, should it be proven that Obama was not born in Hawaii , as claimed, he is ineligible without further debate. But assuming that he was born there, he has another problem.
According to a legal researcher who has contacted AFP , U.S. law very clearly states: “If only one parent is a U.S. citizen at the time of one’s birth, that parent must have resided in the United States for a minimum of 10 years, five of which must be after the age of 16.” And therein lies Obama’s new problem.
BigFurHat
Every time the capitalist pigs begin to detract from our great Obamessiah my fellow comrades expose their lies. All hail the Cube!!
It's the same thing as requiring photo ID to vote. It's harassment and disenfranchisement and big brother stuff, pure and simple! Not everyone can get photo ID, you know, and not everyone can get their birth certificate. Those things cost money, and it's bad enough poor people can't even afford to include ice cream with their groceries now.
What difference does it make who was born where? We of Earth should all be one big global village. Besides, all this talk of U.S. citizenship only promotes dangerous ideas like nationalism, jingoism, and fascism. We should do away with the whole U.S. citizenship thing altogether. What's fair about granting U.S. citizenship to some people, while denying it to others? It does nothing but promote hatred and intolerance, making the U.S. seem like some exclusive country club for whities only.
And that's what really bothers all you right-wing Obama haters. I notice none of you getting upset about John McCain being born in Panama. Talk about a double standard, and don't give me any of that tired old crap about how his daddy being stationed there makes him a U.S. citizen. Our troops had no business being in Panama back in the '30's! Panama never attacked us. It was an illegal, immoral occupation stemming from a quagmire of a project building a canal to put more money in the pockets of Big Businesses who owned ships and didn't want their profits eaten up by traveling extra miles around the Horn. Millions and millions of people were slaughtered in the making of that quagmire, not to mention what it did to the pristine environment there. We may never know how many undiscovered species of plants and bugs and germs were destroyed in the building of that capitalist boondoggle.
Daddy McCain should've been right here in the U.S., cleaning out the Dust Bowl . . . cleaning up the mess still left over from four disastrous years of Hoovernomics. His so-called tour of duty in Panama was clearly illegal, thereby voiding any claims of U.S. citizenship by Johnny-boy.
Honestly, why is that so hard for you flat-earther, head-in-the-sand, "Bush is a demigod" 23 percenters to understand?
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What difference does it make who was born where? We of Earth should all be one big global village. Besides, all this talk of U.S. citizenship only promotes dangerous ideas like nationalism, jingoism, and fascism. We should do away with the whole U.S. citizenship thing altogether. What's fair about granting U.S. citizenship to some people, while denying it to others? It does nothing but promote hatred and intolerance, making the U.S. seem like some exclusive country club for whities only.Spoken like a true supporter of the cause.
Randy the Ninja
Marshal Pupovich, you amaze me! Never in my life have I seen the collective function in such a seamless manner. Who would of ever guessed a dog would follow a trail to its end.Clearly I am a working dog, tireless in my zeal for the Party. Then there are times like these when I have to herd my comrades to get them back on the trail that will lead to the glorious World of Next Tuesday.
Frankly, I am a bit concerned that our comrades in the lamebrained media might be trying too hard to support the candidate of progressivism. Now they are fawning over him at the temple of Hercules, a mythological figure. Comparing a myth to a myth may be pushing our luck. What next, adoring crowds in front of a monument moved to its present location in Berlin by a certain past chancellor of hope and change? How audacious can we be before the unwashed masses catch on?
Red Bubba
Comparing a myth to a myth may be pushing our luck./karacter off
And one who goes out there spewing "Hope and Change" when one does not have a plan other than raise taxes, isn't pushing their luck?
/karacter on
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What next, adoring crowds in front of a monument moved to its present location in Berlin by a certain past chancellor of hope and change? How audacious can we be before the unwashed masses catch on?Definitely sounds a little familiar to me. The only promise given was hope and change, the genocide and destruction of civilization came later. But I can't be certain about that, I only believe what I'm told. I mean what good is history if you can't rewrite it to suit your own views. Gosh, I don't know what I'll ever do if they quit telling me how to think. I love being part of the unwashed masses!
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What has happened with the delousing supply the Karl Marx Re-Education Center received?It has all been shipped to Denver to make sure that if any of the Hippy Era Reenactors get too close to His Obamaness there will be no cootie transfer.
Randy the Ninja
Well gentlemen, being a resident of Denver I can say, that we are planning on using both methods for hippie control. First the delousing agent will be employed then when we run out of our allotment the urine will be used.Never the less, it could be January '09 before the stench in the air goes away... so I have been told. Perhaps an EPA Superfund grant after the convention will help?
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ZB al-Hussain
Marshal Pupovich
What is all this with the "unwashed masses?" What has happened with the delousing supply the Karl Marx Re-Education Center received?Comrade Pup,
What happened was that about half of the ethyl-glycol supply was used to make PeopleSpeak™. I used the rest to mix up the lastest batch of The Party™ Approved Margarita™. Which reminds me... where is Chairman Meow? I would like for him to sample the latest batch. I mixed up a 55 gallon plastic drum with my outboard motor last Tuesday. That should get us through the DNC convention assuming that Chairman Meow will consume at least 20 gallons of it by himself. If anyone would like for me to mix up a small batch with PeopleSpeak™ let me know. However, I must warn everyone .... consume The Party™ Approved Margarita™ with PeopleSpeak™ at your own risk. Chemical Engineer's at Dow Chemical STILL have not been able to determine it's chemical composition and why it's intoxicating components produce such ... uh ... let's say ... "unpredictable" results.
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ZB al-Hussain
Chief, 1st Directorate of The Party™ Approved Margarita™ Research and Operations
As for the Chairman, given his disturbing drop in his presence here at such an important juncture in the struggle to ensure the World of Next Tuesday is not just a dream, I have
Red Bubba
Randy, great toga. I will be looking for you during the 24 hour all-network coverage of the coronation. Will you be bringing the "ninja's for Obama" banner again this year?Why, thank you Red. My comrades and I had these togas custom made. We felt our traditional black attire was not entirely appropriate when pushing so hard for the Wonderful World of Next Tuesday. We do however plan on attending the coronation proceedings, mostly working to keep the capitalist pigs away from his Obamaness, as he will need more time to eradicate all of them... Er Uh to re-educate them. But, I do plan on sneaking away for a cool glass of the party approved magaritas, with my fellow comrades.
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