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Ah, an interesting drink indeed... but one I think I will have to take a pass on... LOL! Shoot, your experiences make mine running with the Sons of Silence M/C (as a friend not a patch holder) seem tame! LOL

Sorry I have to ask so many questions at times, but everyone here knows all the stories and allusions, and clearly ya' know each other better, so sometimes I get lost in the tales. I assume from what I have read that some of you know each other in real life as well?

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I don't, and ask away. I've been here less than a year and missed the Mime and Captain Crunch. We had a minitroll, Blue Bell, who lurked and said a few things, and once or twice she posted something reasonable which I couldn't take exception to.

The best thing is to dig in and enjoy it, which you are, and I hope you are.

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Finally the first in the Fun With Hillary series... Should I perhaps display it more prominently?

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By all means, publish it. Can you animate her ripping up the Constitution?

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LOL! Now this would be too complicated... but imagine Hillary busting through the Constitution ala a football team coming on to the field busting one of those paper signs, chasing the buck.

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If I may be completely honest, I sometimes have the same reaction to anchovies... does that make me a bad dolphin?

... and yes... I vote for a more prominent diplay of any 'creative' examples of Her Highness...

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Once we ordered a pizza with everything and double anchovies and double jalapenos. The everything was missing, but the doubles were there.

Superlative. Can you find the ones in salt? I can't. I'd like to try salt-packed capers but $10 for a 4-oz jar?

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Sadly, I must confess I have never tried anchoves, yet claim I never would. Most nonProgressive and non Cajun to boot!


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Sorry... I like fresh anchovies... and smelts... fresh smelts... too much salt makes dolphins throw up, though we sometimes drink saltwater to make ourselves throw up... it attracts some types of fish... smelts, actually... though I do like pickled jalapenos, but you know that...

Isn't nature kewl!?!

I'm pretty sure the anchovies in tins that we can get all have tons of salt... I'll look next time...

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Back to the topic, dear unfocused comrades!

From Cartoons By Michael Ramirez at Investor's Business Daily

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Focus, what focus? Our Many Titted Empress didn't do anything wrong for by definition she never does anything wrong. If she does it, it's right. If she didn't do it, it didn't need to be done. That money was made for her, and indeed the very government printing presses that printed it were designed for her.

Gutenberg was born to invent movable-type printing so that Our Many Titted Empress could receive that money, and the Middle Kingdom exists so that Mr. Hsu could give it her.

Red, don't you <i>get</i> it?

I do and anyway I'm walking on eggshells. She's over here at Rancho del Rio Grande. She brought a some Bekins trucks and there will be a shortage of nannies for all the wets are being sent back to bring back even more loads of that lovely laundered money. I've built a bridge over the Rio Grande--H8 likes her cash dry.

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Red Square wrote:Back to the topic, dear unfocused comrades!

Sorry... I thought anything that had to do with our Super-Mammalian Empress and Swimming with Fishes was on-topic...

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Red, it's like herding cats. In another thread, I delivered myself of my thoughts and my diary and my time--which is second only in important to the time of That Cloven Hoofed Wonder, Our Many Titted Empress. And when she's busy with OPM, it's more important.

Er, where was I. Oh. I started out with me, which is of course of consuming interest to Life, the Universe and Everything, and we wound up talking about something else. Now I ask you. Is that any way to treat Commissar Herr Doktor Theocritus, Arbiter of Everything Nasty, Scurrilous, Repulsive, Objectionable, and Libelous?

If I had a football, I'd take it and go home. Lucky for the world I do not have a football because people like me don't like footballs. Well, once Bruno had a football but Janet was over and you can't believe what she did with it.

And then...Red! How did you get through the wire? I thought I was alone, in a locked room...

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Did this for the Karaoke topic, but it won't hurt to post it here as well.

Patchouli Tower of Peace and Hope -

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Red, I nominate you for Photoshop Wizard of the Year. You made her smile. Or did you invest $10K to tease her over to your flat in NYC--that's really taking a hit for the party--to get a look on her face.

For we know she only smiles when looking at lotsa lovely moolah, or babies fattened especially for her.

I do realize though that even you had to use sunglasses to mask the glint in her eye. Some things are just beyond human control.

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The Photoshop work on the two peace doves up there is excellent, but I didn't do it - just recycled someone else's unattributed picture. It's all in the People's Karaoke Hsu Shine thread.

I wanted to stick the Woodstock Museum up there but didn't know how to approach it.

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All it needs is Yoko Ono to complete the gut-wrenching awfulness.


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Jane Fonda, before even loopy Ted Turner tired of her, wrote that she was seeing a light show in the Acropolis and felt hot flashes. She was having menopause at the Acropolis!

Streisand made a come-back performance, with tickets at $300 a pop. Attended by male couples in tuxes, mostly, and the souvenirs were expensive. Her patter was scripted, which is fine with me because that's the best way I know to get the hell out of Dodge, to have that harpy screeching.

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You saw the Babs and lived to tell about it?

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NO NO NO NO! I got up in the morning and noticed that the air was looking funny, in a way I'd not seen before. And I realized that it was looking smug. Then a howl set forth, ululating through the ether, "Memories..."

I ran, Pup, I ran. I ran like Hillary was behind me with an ax, or with love in her eye. Same thing. I ran.

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Ah, that was wise of you. I understand they have a lot of problems with Smug in New York, LA etc. It is a good thing that Algore has not decreed Smug as a greenhouse gas.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:...Then a howl set forth, ululating through the ether, "Memories..."

Dearest Commissar,

I am delighted to see the use of the word "ululate" in your above post. I believe you are the only other person I have ever heard use that fine word. It is one of my favorite words, along with "effluvium".

OK, sorry to interrupt...continue...

-Mikhail

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He speaks like a good elite liberal should!

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The database program I wrote in 4D to run my office is called Minerva, the Roman goddess of wisdom. The computer it lives on is Jupiter, for Minerva sprang full-blown from Jupiter's forehead. Latin for owl is ulula. I wonder if it is imitative--onomatopoeic in two languages. Fun with words. Well, they're cheap and you can't catch anything--except a fist in the face if you use them in the wrong sort of bar.
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And Babs' voice, rising into a shriek, caused a cacophony of tintinnabulation in my head, stopping only I passed out.

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First an avitar, now a veritable socialist thesaurus.... Commissar, you are going places!

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Commissar Pupovich, I made it a point to learn as many words as possible--until I realized that I could not steal them and then the thrill was gone.

And Red did the avatar. I'm impressed that he remembered my motto for it was one that I flung out off the tips of my fingers, and couldn't find again. I type so much shit here...

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NO LATIN... PERIOD. The Party doesn't tolerate necro-languages, Theocritus - especially an imperialist necro-language like Latin. Luckily for us the English language will share a grave next to Latin come the Progressive World of Next Tuesday and the world will be finally free of Western decadence once and for all!

Praise Her Excellency and Her bountiful bosom for all the world's children to bounce on!

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And Red did the avatar. I'm impressed that he remembered my motto for it was one that I flung out off the tips of my fingers, and couldn't find again. I type so much shit here...
I'm just hoping that's the iron fist of Revolutionary justice and not something else.....
Please tell me that's not something else, Theocritus.
That's the fist of Solidarity, Righteousness....yada yada....right?

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:
I'm just hoping that's the iron fist of Revolutionary justice and not something else.....
Please tell me that's not something else, Theocritus.
That's the fist of Solidarity, Righteousness....yada yada....right?

Laika, perhaps you have been in space a bit too long da? I know you have been doing the Party's good work for all these many years, but every dog needs a break now and then, to chase some Frisbees... oh, that is right, you have never had the chance to chase one as they had not been available when you first went up. Oh, you will love them.

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Laika, of course it's the iron fist, but slightly relaxed. I'm not on duty all the time, you know. Really. It's a fist.

Meow, I think you may be right about Latin and English for <i>hoi polloi</i>; after all it's really best, <i>entre nous</i>, that <i>les autres</i> not really be <i>au courrant</i> with all the little things that we talk about, you know, <i>tête à tête</i>. <i>Nicht wahr</i>?

Come the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, all that will be left is hip-hop, which is designed to convey only lust, anger and greed: the perfect diet for proles.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Laika, of course it's the iron fist, but slightly relaxed. I'm not on duty all the time, you know. Really. It's a fist.

I was beginning to wonder if Laika had the wrong impression when we talk about the Party organs....

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Well, if you remember the testimony about Slick's privates...


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I never forget a good joke. Ever. Except when it was president, but then I still remember the jokes.

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Albert Einstein's birthday was March 14. He would now be 127. Few people
remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal,
after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed. He
postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

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I like that theory. And unlike the rest that he came up with, this one can actually be tested.

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Er, actually, most all of his theories have pretty much been tested and confirmed. The biggies, E=mc2 of course, that light is bent by gravity, and that of time dilation have been proven. I can only think of 2 that are still to be confirmed, one of which may never be, but would explain a possible cosmological question. There is a lab just a few miles down the road from my mothers house, about 10 miles from me, that is paired with a lab in Washington state. It is an observatory seeking to find evidence of gravity waves. They are separated as they are due to the extreme sensitivity that from what I can understand, can be effected by the movement of trucks miles away. So they are far apart to reduce any possibility such as an earth tremor for instance affecting both instruments, so that any wave detected would be from space. The other, more theoretical possibility is his cosmological constant that he once described as his biggest blunder. But he may not have blundered at all. It is a strange force he described, one unlike any other, that become stronger the further away the source is!

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I never forget a good joke. Ever. Except when it was president, but then I still remember the jokes.

Oh, you would not believe the slanderous joke I was just exposed to from an imperialist! I shudder to think of it, but it is important that we know of such so that we can counter it.

"I just figured out the perfect Halloween costumes for couples that want scary costumes. The woman could dress up as Hillary Clinton and the guy could go as a demon. The reason for this is quite simple: As we all know, Hillary Clinton is a ghoul and you know what they say: Demons are a ghouls best friend."

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most all of his theories have pretty much been tested and confirmed.

Here's a couple question I have not yet found a answer to:

If nothing can go faster than the speed of light, then what is the speed of gravity?

And if light has both wave and particle properties, and is believed to be made up of particles called Photons, why are those photons not consuming all space like objects are supposed to when they reach the speed of light?

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Actually, Einstein's theory does not discount the possibility of something faster than the speed of light. It does say that nothing below the speed of light can go faster than the speed of light, but at the same time, nothing faster than the speed of light can go below the speed of light. Now I am no scientist, but as I understand it, under the General Relativity theory, gravity has the "speed" of light. But we get messed up when we think along the lines like you say. You can try to imagine what a space ship's "size" or "mass" would be as it nears the speed of light, but in many ways, what we are talking about is how the math breaks down at the speed of light. For instance, math does not allow any number to be divided by 0. Gravity is not so much a wave as it is a distortion in space. Light does not "bend" due to gravity. Rather we know the shortest distance between 2 points is a straight line, and light travels in a straight line. But mass distorts space itself, so that from an outside perspective, light "bends" when it passes close to a mass. If you were somehow able to be on that "photon" of light, you would not notice yourself curving, you would be traveling in a straight line. Light displays either a wave or particle nature depending on how you try to measure it. Oh my Lenin, this Pup's head is about to bust. Perhaps I am in error and some wiser one will correct what I am saying.

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I'm starting to get confused, but I do remember an article in Popular Science where a group of scientists found a way to speed up light around an object making it appear invisible, because the light passes around it instead of reflecting off of it. I have heard the example of "If the sun disappeared, it would take 6 minutes for he Earth to notice that it did disappear". I have never been able to find someone who could tell me how long it would take the Earth to feel the gravitational effects of the Sun being gone. It may be possible for gravity to be instantaneous, and all the scientists who have claimed that as you reach the speed of light, time slows down and comes to a complete stop when you reach it. Then if you exceed the speed of light, you will begin to travel back in time. I always thought that sounded kinda fake.

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Not sure about that first one, since it really wouldn't matter if you sped light up or not, if you find a way to "pass around" an object it wouldn't be visible any way. As for the second, the earth, on average, is 8.3 light minutes from the sun, so that is how long light, or the effect of a gravitation wave to get here. As for the last, you really have to stop thinking like that. For the truth is, there really is no such thing as "time" per se, it is an invention of man, a measurement that only makes sense by how it is defined and from your frame of reference. When we measure speed, it is measured by distance traveled divided by the time elapsed right? So we say a car going 60 miles per hour with travel one mile per minute right? How fast does time fly? One second per second.... see the problem? If your imaginary space ship takes off from earth, and you have an imaginary, magical telescope that can see this, what you would see is this. Assume you have a clock here on earth that was set the very same as the one on the space ship. It is way too long to put it all here, so I am going to skip a lot of stuff, but use the numbers from a great book called About Time, Einsteins Unfinished Revolution. We are also not including the time for acceleration and braking to keep it simple. The example is 2 twins, Betty and Laika.... in the year 2000, Laika is going to travel to a star that is 8 light years from earth at .80% of the speed of light -240,000 mph, and immediately turn around and return. At these conditions, 20 years will pass for you Betty here on earth. For Laika, the entire trip will only take 12 years according to the clock and the calendar on board her ship, and will show the year as 2012. But when she returns to earth, she too will see that 20 years had passed for Betty and the aging will show the difference as well. From the first hour, let look at what you will see. Betty here will see Laika's clock slowing running slower and slower, and Laika will see Betty's clock running slower as well! The reason is this, as Laika goes further away, it will take more and more time for the light from her ship to reach Betty, and the light from Betty on earth will take longer and longer to reach Laika. I am going to skip a bit now and get to the big event... Laika has reached the star 8 light years away. Now from earth's clock, Betty's clock, it will show that 10 years has passed and it is now the year 2010. But Comrade Betty will not see this great event since now, he will have to wait another 8 years for the light from this glorious event to reach the earth, so Betty will not actually see this event till the year 2018! However, as you will soon see, it gets even trickier here. Einstein's formula tells us that Laika's clock runs at 0.6 the rate of the clock on earth, so 10 years on earth implies 6 years in the rocket. So according to the clock on Laika's rocket, it reached the star in the year 2006. So you Betty will see this event the clock will show 2018, but Laika will show this as 2006! So from Betty's perspective, she will see Laika's clock as moving one third the rate or her clock, ie 36 minutes to her hour. However, from Laika's perspective, Laika will of course see that her clock shows the year 2006 when she arrives at the star. So what does she see of your clock at that moment? As we said earlier, the earth clock would show the year 2010 at your arrival though you wouldn't see it. But because Laika is 8 light years away as measured from earth, the light that actually reaches Laika at that moment will be from 8 years before, or the year 2002! Now Laika decides it is time to return home to serve the Party. I am really going to skip some stuff now, but this is important. At home, it is now the year 2018, but to Laika, it appears that it is the year 2002 on earth. But we know that Laika returns in the year 2020 on earth. So as she returns, Laika will see the earth's clock to move much faster than hers as 18 years will appear to go by on it to her 6 years! From your perspective, it will appear Laika's clock is moving much faster as compared to you. You will see It will go from the year 2018 to 2020 in the time it takes your clock to go 10 years! So you both now see the other's clock moving faster than your own.

Now I know it only seems weird to you at this point.... for now it gets even trickier! For you see, from Laika's perspective, the earth receded at a rate on 0.8 the speed of light, and the journey only took 6 years, so the distance to the star as measured by Laika is 0.8 * 6 = 4.8 light years! Thus while you, Betty measured the distance to the star as 8 light years away, for Laika, it was only 4.8 light years away! Even the "distance" is different for Laika than it is for you! It is not just time that is dilated, distance is as well!!

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But when Laika gets back to earth, will I be physically older than her, or will we be the same physical age? I have heard it explained where the twins reunite, and one is really old, and the other is still young. This was used in the book "Enders Game" to keep some guy alive while a kid grew up to lead an army so the guy could teach the kid.

And it still doesn't explain the speed of gravity.

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Hmmm, now you know the Pup is merely a Commissar of Eco-Prostitution and Mental Health, but if this keeps up, I might need to ask for an extra ration of vodka.

You will be physically older than Laika. For the same reasons the clocks will run differently. Your physical body is also a clock of sorts, the physical processes etc. Remember we were talking once about the event horizon etc? Well even there, the same applies. At the event horizon of a black hole, from the perspective of someone outside of this, it would LOOK as if the clock on that space ship had stopped because the dilation of time would reach infinity. However, for the unfortunate prole inside said space ship, oh yes, he would be sucked into the black hole and smushed to the size of Hillary's heart.

As for the speed of gravity, I know less about this, but apparently it would depend on what theory. Apparently, there have been theories over the years, and I mean since Newton, that gravity acts instantaneously. Einstein's general theory said it was at the speed of light, and from what I have read on this, he has been confirmed.

The following is from Wikipedia:

The speed of gravity can be calculated from observations of the orbital decay rate of binary pulsars PSR 1913+16 and PSR B1534+12. The orbits of these pulsars around each other is decaying due to loss of energy in the form of gravitational radiation. The rate of this energy loss ("gravitational damping") can be measured, and since it depends on the speed of gravity, comparing the measured values to theory shows that the speed of gravity is equal to the speed of light to within 1%. [13] (However, it should be noted that measuring the speed of gravity by comparing theoretical results with experimental results will depend on the theory; use of a theory other than that of general relativity could in principle show a different speed, although the existence of gravitational damping at all implies that the speed cannot be infinite.).....Another experiment...concluded that the speed of gravity is between 0.8 and 1.2 times the speed of light, which would be fully consistent with the theoretical prediction of general relativity that the speed of gravity is exactly the same as the speed of light.

This is the site I was telling you about that I live but about 10 miles from. Now mind you, I have only seen the gates to the place. The funny thing about it is that this is one of the most sophisticated labs on earth, but it is located in Livingston Parish, LA, the same parish I and my family live in. Livingston residents still refer to themselves as the Free and Independent Republic... I am talking about an area that is home, or at least used to be home to a lot of KKK members, an area that has more rednecks than you can throw a beer can at. So it's always been hard for me to imagine this place being where it is! LOL

https://www.ligo-la.caltech.edu/

Remember how I said it has to worry about the vibrations from trucks?

LIGO must measure the movements of its mirrors, separated by two and a half miles, with phenomenal precision. To achieve its goal, LlGO must detect movements as small as one thousandth the diameter of a proton, which is the nucleus of a hydrogen atom.

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Okay, thanks. I get it now... I think.

Sorry to bother you with this. If you need any help calming down your brain after such exertion (which would be frowned upon by the party under different circumstances) just say the word, and I can ship you some of that cheap vodka.

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Perhaps the Pup should also be named Commissar of All Space and Time?

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Yeah, and replace you Avatar with a picture of Einstein the dog from Back to the Future!

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Does this mean that you can resurrect some of Meow's Hummels?

Or take a hundredweight off Our Many Titted Empress's Ass?

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Or take a hundredweight off Our Many Titted Empress's Ass?


No one could do that without disrupting the stabilization of this planet around the Sun and dooming the planet to destruction by being thrown dangerously off course, smashed into the moon, and broken into tiny little pieces.

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Betty, you may have a point. When she gains another hundredweight, all the DNC can orbit around her ass.

Let's buy her a Krispy Kreme franchise.

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Sorry. Nationalize the Krispy Kreme franchise. I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Sorry.

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I was worried there for a second. Good to know that you haven't lost your mind.

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Premier Betty wrote:No one could do that without disrupting the stabilization of this planet around the Sun and dooming the planet to destruction by being thrown dangerously off course, smashed into the moon, and broken into tiny little pieces.

Well, actually, we could. We haven't even began to discuss collapsing realities which is also related to your light as photon and wave question.

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Wait! Wait! Not yet! My vacuum is still at critical level! Don't say anything too confusing just yet. I need a while to heal. Which is a good excuse for me to sit down and play Resistance Fall of Man for the next day and a half.

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Ah, had to google that. I have no knowledge of these bourgeoisie video games.

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I'm still getting over the image I had of the MTE in a thong with the DNC orbiting her cellulite-stippled ass, making the moon look like a billiard ball.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I'm still getting over the image I had of the MTE in a thong with the DNC orbiting her cellulite-stippled ass, making the moon look like a billiard ball.

Oh thanks Commissar, thanks! Now we all have to get over that image! Wait. I mean how dare you say such a thing about the Empress? Oh, it is a good thing for you that she is too busy to deal with such minor issues.

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Premier Betty, speaking of time warps, ran across this mildly amusing video..


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Ah, had to google that. I have no knowledge of these bourgeoisie video games.

It's a good game for the PS3. Unfortunately the kkkapitalists who made it decided to make the alternate timeline it is based in have no glorious USSR. And to further insult the motherland, it was where the monsters came from. Any college student can tell you that all the monsters come from capitalist breeding grounds like the US.

Premier Betty, speaking of time warps, ran across this mildly amusing video..

Interesting... never been much of a fan of Nerd Trek. Always been more of a Star Wars geek myself. But, I passed it on to a few of my Trekie friends. The nerds.


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Why would you want to do that? Who will be around to clean up Meow's messes if you are gone? Please! Don't do it! I can't stand to clean up after him!

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You really have to stop assuming the worst... I didn't ask, "can I blow my brains out all over that wall now?"... or "can I use this shotgun to extrude my own intestines and spray them all over that thar Persian carpet?"... I didn't even ask if I could borrow one of the hollow-point poodles to make art using random internal organs...

... I just asked if I could shoot myself now... a small flesh wound... something in the left fluke, or even just the tip of my dorsal fin... something other than banging my head against the wall to take away the overwhelming pain of the insipid...

Why are you soooooo negative?

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I've just been assuming the worst of everything since everyone started trying to denounce me. I'm sorry for assuming that you wanted to turn yourself into a form of Modern Art.

A small flesh wound is quite fine, what with self mutilation being so popular, I can't understand why I didn't think of that first.

I guess I need to start taking more Ritalin.

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If anyone is turning themself into modern art, I would kindly ask them not to do it on the Persian rugs. They were, after all, stolen... and we take care of our stolen things now don't we comrades? Yes we do, we take care of our stolen goods. Now who is up for a trip to Mandalay Bay!? Hsu's treat!

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Premier Betty, for the Love of Lenin, why would you be upset about everyone wanting to denounce you? Have you not read the How to Denounce manual? It stated that we denounce the ones we love, that we are closest to, those that have something we want.... You know, dear friend, I never had a playstation before.

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But... but... I like my PS3. Every time I get denounced, I get a funny feeling inside me that something I greatly cherish will son disappear from my ownership. It's as if I can't trust anyone... I guess I just need more Ritalin.

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Premier Betty wrote:But... but... I like my PS3. Every time I get denounced, I get a funny feeling inside me that something I greatly cherish will son disappear from my ownership. It's as if I can't trust anyone... I guess I just need more Ritalin.

Yes! Yes! You just need some more Ritalin! There you go... no, don't worry about some freedom denying warning on dosage limits on your bottle. Feeling better? No, that is not Commissar Pupovich eying your possessions....

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Woah... my head feels funny.

He, he, there are lobsters on the walls...

Ooooohhhh!

<passes out>


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<raises head>

What's the difference... it's all seafood....

*thunk*

<passes out again>

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Well, technically, crawfish is a fresh water delicacy... and so much more tastier than lobster! Pinch the tails, suck the heads....Oh shoot, Premier has passed out again!


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Sleep on Premier... pay no attention to me... I will just check out your house, make sure everything is secure....

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Zzzzzz...

NO... zzzz... I feel a disturbance in the force....

Zzzzzz... Playstation senses tingling... zzzzz... I feel the presence of the dark side... zzzzz....

No! No anything but that! No! Not the newly acquired Xbox 360 Elite and all 3 Halo games! No!!!!

Zzzzzzz....

*snort*

Whoa... I just had the weirdest dream. Oh well, time to pay some video games.

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Betty, why play escapist video games when you can be oppressing proles? Pinkie is hard at work confecting <i>My Fair Leftie</i> although I told her that the casting would be a bitch.

There's really no adrenalin rush like stealing from people and telling them they're helpless. Where's the fun in shooting some dream of a computer when real people can cry?

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We can always hone our oppressing skillz by playing video games. Why who better to learn how to be tyrannical dictators, than an alien race that has enslaved the entire human race?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8N4exr15q3U

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After a while you just have to roll up your sleeves and plunge in, up to your elbows.

Why, where would be if Stalin had played games instead of just murdering a million here, a million there?

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Well, If Stalin had video games, then he would have eaten a lot less babies early on in life. He had no video games to practice his methodical killing sprees, and instead had to practice it on children he stole from his neighbors that were younger than him. Those babies, could have in fact been powerful party tools that would grow up and develop the nuclear bomb well before the evil Amerikkkans did. Who knows how things could have turned out. Maybe the motherland could have taken over the world, but one can only dream.


 
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