To silence Michelle Malkin is an idea whose time has come. A nonstop depiction of her on mainstream websites as a rabid right-wing Neocon Zionist extremist and especially as the radical right's Asian pitbull did stimulate certain neurons in progressive pleasure circuits, but did nil to propel this truth into the murky skulls of the brain-damaged general public. So when Ms. Malkin made another hurtful attempt to stop progress by writing a column about the "slutification of young girls," progressive truth-seekers had no other choice but to photo-manipulate her face onto the body of a young, nubile lusciously delectable, sumptuous (ahem... excuse us) college co-ed, and to use the result to expose Ms. Malkin as the biggest hypocrite who has ever lived.
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Ms. Malkin would make a fine wife for commissar and we like to see our goods before we have them distributed by the state (but why liberate cow when you can have milk rationed for free?)
Nick Denton Gawker Publisher:
Yes, of course it's fake! You idiots! It's written in the Marxist code of ethics, that we can do anything we please with the facts as long as it provokes class struggle and advances the Revolution!
Alex Pareene, Wonkette:
I hereby proclaim that if anyone holds moral standards and fails, that renders all moral standards absolutely useless and unnecessary for everybody else.
Ken Layne, Wonkette guest blogger:
We generally prefer our idiots to be more useful. This slipshod, slapdash effort with Malkin's head was so pathetic that we must re-assess the cost-benefit ratio of our covert operations.
And although Marxist ethics of class struggle completely justify defaming right-wing reactionaries such as Malkin with fake pictures, the People's Cube takes an uncompromising stand against unprofessional photo manipulation and would never stoop to such debased chicanery and parlor trickery, which is the purview of capitalist amateurs. A full investigation of this dismal failure is being spearheaded by our agents at Reuter's news service. The guilty shall be purged. Our efforts shall be quadrupled. Resistance is futile!
UNC Law Professor and blogger:
Our best propaganda efforts fail mostly because many Americans suffer from a degenerative brain disorder that affects them on a massive scale, resulting in such anomalies as morals, patriotism, or Republicanism. For a moment we hoped that placing Ms. Malkin's head on someone else's bikini-clad body would create a revolutionary situation and we could finally re-educate our stupid compatriots into believing that morality is, in fact, an archaic bourgeois concept that has no place in a progressive multiculturalist society. Oh well. There's always the next time.
Before this affair can turn around to bite us, we better confess that many on the Left have also had their moments of youthful indiscretion. Therefore, not only must we preemptively and proactively expose our shortcomings of overexposure - it is also our chance to turn a scandal into cash for the Revolution. Be the first to see the upcoming release of "Leftist women gone wild: check out our appara-chicks!"
All this and much, much more!
No more will the progressive heterosexual males have to suffice on the paltry conservative offerings of Bo Derek, Raquel Welch, Kim Alexis, Laura Ingraham, and others!
Kommissar VodkovTo further the cause of the revolution we must all have as much unprotected sex with strangers (preferable of the same gender) as possible. Comrades; let the orgy begin!
Comrade CommissarIs there anything of Margaret Thatcher with a horse?
one ping onlygood strong proletariat cabbage fartsAre you sure comrade you didn't mean to say "good strong proletariat cabbage Arts?" See, a Liberal Arts program at the Columbia University here in NY has an opening and I'm sure they'd love to have a good strong proletariat educator like you to fill the position.
Commissar MI have long toiled in the more decandent corners of the internet. My trusty Tokarev has helped me cleanse various forums of incorrect thought and capitalist trolls who spam said forums with ads for various unregulated products.Welcome to the Gulagosphere, comrade! Relax and enjoy being a mote of a vast collective! (Don't mind the barbed wire).
Chairman Meow S. PunDog molester?? Oh, I see. THREE STANDING OVATIONS FOR THE DOG MOLESTER!
Chairman Meow S. PunCome into the light of the Demokratic Party and see the progress we are going to make!!!!
Chairman Meow S. PunCome into the light of the Demokratic Party and see the progress we are going to make!!!!
Premier BettyHey, I see this going on at my skool all the time, only it's with guys instead of girls.
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