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Mainstream Media's Mystery Letter of the Day: "D"

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Play a game with the MSM:
escape from reality with stories of myth and magic!


The mystery letter of the day is "D."

Why don't we hear this phrase in the news anymore:
"The Culture of Corruption"
as in: "Culture of corruption is so pre-2006 elections"?

The answer is in the magical letter "D" next to a politician's name,
which tends to vanish mysteriously in news media reports!

Brought to you by the MSM:
"Indulging your fantasies because the truth is just too hard to bear"


The next mystery letter of the day: "A HYPHEN"



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So 'D' in the new "C" which is still not bad as the almighty "W" ... Ouch my head hurts....

LoneRedStar wrote:So 'D' in the new "C" which is still not bad as the almighty "W" ... Ouch my head hurts....

Here is a more complete set of rules for using 'D', 'W' and 'R' in news reporting:

Good News:
If at all possible, apply the 'D' label liberally [pun not intended].

If it isn't possible (i.e. surge is working), simply don't report it.

Bad News:
It is almost always possible to apply both 'W' and 'R' to news and pictures of death, destruction, global warming, economic downturn, etc. Be creative!

Apply the letter 'D' only when talking about how the world used to be/should be/could be, or when talking about change (it is also appropriate to throw in the name 'Obama' when talking about change).

Good technique and proper form will help develop your news story more fully. For instance, when there is a Democratic sex scandal, make sure to mention Republican sex scandals together with multiple R's. The following illustrates an appropriate way to report about the Eliot Spitzer scandal:

Gov. Spitzer apparently likes hookers. But lets recall Republican Mark Foley (R), who likes young boys.

Note the effective use of two capital R's in one sentence, as well as the complete lack of any D's, capital or otherwise.

If there is a Republican sex scandal, make sure to mention all previous Republican sex scandals. This doubles the number of R's we can fit in a column instantly.

Following these tips will lead to a successful (if worthless) career on the Daily Kos or similar blog, and you will be a shoe-in for the New York Times.


-Pav


Let us not forget. If a Republican (R) does something wrong, they knew full well what they were doing. If McDermott (-) goes to "the Iraq" on Saddam's money, he was tricked into it...surely by Hitler (R) or W Bush (R).


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Some KGB operatives of my acquaintance tell me the repugliKKKans are incessantly demanding that the "D" stands for "dork," and eliminating the designation prevents encouraging them.

What is "dork?"

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Have you been to Kwame's website yet!? OH MAH STALIN! It is like sooo cool. It is totally a pantload of Kwame! I literally had Kwame running down my legs when I saw his website! It was like... It was like drinking a glass of Metamucil and then sitting on the pot to push out good formed Kwame which promotes good health and digestion.

Here is his website: https://www.kilpatrick2005.com/

Look at how diverse his "mayor team" is: https://www.kilpatrick2005.com/team.html

fattyglyc wrote:Let us not forget. If a Republican (R) does something wrong, they knew full well what they were doing. If McDermott (-) goes to "the Iraq" on Saddam's money, he was tricked into it...surely by Hitler (R) or W Bush (R).

Yes, I forgot the number one rule of progressive reporting: mention Republicans (R) and Hitler (R) in the same sentence. For some reason, we don't mention the ultimate progressive Great Stalin alongside our prominent progressives Hitlery and Osama, um, I mean Hillary and Obama. Perhaps Stalin's valiant record of providing hope, change, and the most progressive policies ever makes us weep with sorrow when we realize he is no longer with us. That must be it.


-Pav

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fattyglyc wrote:Hitler (R) or W Bush (R).

Aren't Hitler and Bush one and the same?

Bush is supposed to be stupid, born digitally lobotomized, without a brain. And that's why, for years, there's always been this talk about how they saved Hitler's brain. It was transplanted into Bush's head, thus creating this murderous mutant monster named Bu$hitler, The Worst Human Being Who Ever Lived.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265870/

Hollywood desperately needs to do a remake of this movie as a documentary. I'll bet it would win lots of Oscars!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: It was transplanted into Bush's head, thus creating this murderous mutant monster named Bu$hitler, The Worst Human Being Who Ever Lived.
That would be Bushtler. Adolf Bushtler.

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CORRECTION:

Technically, that would be Adolf W. Bushtler

Speaking of which, some fresh HBO for Pinkie (from one friendly Zombie):


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We wonder, though, if she really has had sex with Bush and hated it as her sign indicates. Why in the world would a good progressive person do in the sack with Bush? Or dooes she rely on some inside information from the White House? A leak from the State Department, perhaps?

Or does she mean that to be a metaphor - as in "Bush has screwed us all"? But if Bush did a lousy job at that, what seems to be the problem? There's no logic there.

So perhaps our first guess was correct. This protester apparently represents a working collective of disgruntled prostitutes of theEmbarcadero district who serviced Bush at some point of time and rated his performance as"lousy." That also explains the plural "we" on the sign.

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She has nice 'smiles'. Ahem obviously she has had intercourse with soon to be former President of United States of Amerikkka. She may have noticed tendency not to withdraw when challenged and felt he went too far, da?
Power to the troddendown and Dutch Lawmakers who post Anti Koran Film on internet.

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OH MAH STALIN! That protestor has a lit CIGARETTE! SHE IS SMOKING IN PUBLIC! ARREST HER! ARREST THE SMOKER! ARREST HER, NOW!

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Do you see the cancer stick she is holding!? DO YOU SEE IT! How dare she... how dare she pollute her fellow progressive's lungs!

Ugh... I need my Kwame fix after seeing that display of intolerance!

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Yes... much better. naelc, spoc, sdik. Brilliant!

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The Honest, Faithful, Straightforward Kwame Malik Kilpatrick wrote:naelc, spoc, sdik.
That should be the new Party Slogan.

-Mikhail


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LoneRedStar wrote:thats gotta be a pchop
Nah, I think the idiots just flipped the image and didn't pay attention to the text. Either that, or the banner was hung backwards to begin with. Either way, nobody in the Kwame camp noticed. Or they thought those were some fancy cracker words they aren't required to understand.

Mikhail wrote:That should be the new Party Slogan.
Gort, Klaatu barada nikto

Which is a subliminal coded message that makes you crave for the "Gore-Clinton-Obama ticket."


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That Kwame picture with the banner is off his 2005 campaign website. It is kind of sad that they have a picture of their candidate standing in front of a botched banner job on his re-election website TO THIS DAY. You would think they would remove such an embarassing image... but, maybe Red is right and they think it is fancy crackerspeak and therefore acceptable.

NAELC, SPOC, SDIK!

P.S - These Algore rumors of his political resurrection would make a fitting piece in the Book of Goremon. I guess since Gore is being "ressurected" that could only mean that Obama is the Anti-Gore and the false prophet of HOPE and CHANGE.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: Look at how diverse his "mayor team" is: http://www.kilpatrick2005.com/team.html


Chairman as a lone dissident I MUST point out the incredible diversity of this team (D):

How can you not see the AA people (D) of different ages (D), AND the fact that there are several sexes (D) on display?

There are also AA's (D) that are married, married with ho's (D), unmarried (D), and unmarried with ho's (D).

There are AA's that are indicted (D), yet to be indicted (D), and never indicted (D) because they couldn't prove it.


This is LIBERAL DIVERSITY TAKEN TO ITS ULTIMATE GOAL! Any Democrat may serve on the team as long as they fit the exact mold required.

NOTE TO OBSERVERS CONCERNING THE USE OF AA - AA can equal:
1. African American (AA)
2. Alcoholics Anonymous (AA)
3. Arrogant Asses (AA)
4. All Above (AA)


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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Have you been to Kwame's website yet!? OH MAH STALIN! It is like sooo cool. It is totally a pantload of Kwame! I literally had Kwame running down my legs when I saw his website! It was like... It was like drinking a glass of Metamucil and then sitting on the pot to push out good formed Kwame which promotes good health and digestion.

Here is his website: https://www.kilpatrick2005.com/

Look at how diverse his "mayor team" is: https://www.kilpatrick2005.com/team.html

I dunno, Comrade Punchenko. His music needs a serious blackitude infusion. Maybe some Hendrix, or Miles Davis, or Lenny Kravitz. That's just too "gee I'm a white fellow in the elevator going down to the pencil collectors convention!"
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We wonder, though, if she really has had sex with Bush and hated it as her sign indicates.

I submit that once this comrade is jailed for her unprogressive inhalation of burning nicotine pollutants that she needs to set down for party perusal and approval a minutely detailed account of exactly what she considers to be a good fuck

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She will drive you into a Hate Bush Orgasm (aka HBO) for only $20 a pop.

"Me hate Bush long time..."

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<p>It's all fair game, and I think this progressive womyn has earned the right to join the glorious collective of cardboard cutouts in the People's Cube closet.</p><p><a href="/red/viewtopic.php?t=4" target="_blank">Flat Gareth</a> finally finds his match on eHarmony.com!</p><p class="maintitle">Meet Flat Floozy!</p> <img src="/images/Flat_Floozy_Bush.gif" width="260" height="323"><br><br>You may argue that she is actually a Not-So-Flat Floozy - but we can all agree she and Gareth are a great match in at least two dimentions of compatibility.<br><img src="/images/Flat_Gareth.gif" width="196" height="323"><img src="/images/Flat_Floozy_Gareth.jpg" width="260" height="323"><br><br> Unlike Flat Gareth whose sign never changes, Flat Floozy's sign is subject to CHANGE.<br><br> <img src="/images/Flat_Floozy_Fuck_Obama.jpg" width="260" height="323"> <img src="/images/Flat_Floozy_Obama_McDaddy.jpg" width="260" height="323"><br><br> <img src="/images/Flat_Floozy_Fuck_Clinton.jpg" width="260" height="323"> <img src="/images/Flat_Floozy_Hate_LongTime.jpg" width="260" height="323"> <p>Perhaps Flat Floozy deserves an editorial in the Current Truth section. What's her story?</p>

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For starters, her parents are probably rich, or at least they were until they gave her a boob job for a graduation present, and sent her off to college. They loved little Floozy and wanted her to have it all, instead of working for it like their own parents did.

Alas, they couldn't afford to buy health insurance after all their other expenses (paying the leases on the his-and-hers SUVs, premium cable bill, cell phones for themselves, all five kids, and Grandma who lives in the recently remodeled guest quarters watching HSN all day); they made too much to qualify for Medicaid; and what HMO covers boob jobs, anyway?

Families shouldn't have to face such tough choices. Bush spends billions of dollars sending billions of troops to Iraq, while families here at home have to choose between buying their teenage daughter a boob job or a brand new sports car, when they should be able to give her both, and whatever else she wants. That's just one of the many things wrong with this country that Floozy hopes to fix by calling everyone's attention to it.

America should be about getting what you want. All you want. Now.

I'd welcome both her and Gareth on our ledge.

She appears to have a dog. Pupovich?

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Image Dem B Dubba Dees

Fo Shore!

Fitty Foe!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
America should be about getting what you want. All you want. Now.

I'd welcome both her and Gareth on our ledge.

She appears to have a dog. Pupovich?

You know, I must be very sheltered b/c only recently did I discover that there really are some people in the world like this:

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or this

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I always grew up with the idea that acting decently with self-control and learning had to handle hardship and deprivation were ideals to be extolled. I must be very out of touch with the modern collective zeitgeist.

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Those are some f**ked up people. Those girls are gonna be screwed when their parents can't pamper them anymore.

And I'd still preferr my half-dead 280z to a Lexus.

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How disturbing is that??? I think I worked harder before I was 10 than these two bimbos combined will work their entire lives. The sad thing is, many parents are - if maybe not that extreme - far too willing to give their children everything they want. And we keep wondering why the country is sliding to the Left...and into the toilet.

-Mikhail

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wait til REALITY smacks those ho's with five across the eyes...they'll be shocked...may they both meat (meet?) a classic "Kid Rock" kinda guy replete with wife-beaters and booze...eheh warms my little heart just thinking of it...

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: I always grew up with the idea that acting decently with self-control and learning had to handle hardship and deprivation were ideals to be extolled.

Man, that is so far-fetched. "Decency", "self-control", you clever satirists kill me. Work is for Republikans. For the rest of us, it's Santa Claus every day.

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Begging your pardon, Red Bubba, but Abcedarius Rex is the one who said that. In the meantime, I'd like to know where he's digging up all these videos of my youngest sister.

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Premier Betty wrote:Those are some f**ked up people. Those girls are gonna be screwed when their parents can't pamper them anymore.

And I'd still preferr my half-dead 280z to a Lexus.

Thankfully no one has to worry about them. Once they find some rich man to live off they'll be totally independent from their parents! All they'll have to do is give him that icky sex every few weeks and she can keep sparkling. It all works out.


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Can you imagine these tasteless tarts ten years from now? The horror...

Premier Betty, well said. A half-dead 280z is half alive, and far more fitting transportation for the proletariat than that decadent truffle of an automobile.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=sVzaQ-Keta0

I hope to do something like that to mine eventually. Only using a Ford small block instead of a Chevy. I'm not sure if the one in the video is a 240 or a 280. The bumper definitely looked like a 240's because it's smaller which brings up the question of that car being a Scarab or not. Very few Scarabs came with manual transmissions unfortunatly.

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I am perfectly happy with the '58 Trabant I got with my state voucher. I even have a new tape deck with the Steppenwolf.

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this place is I N S A N E !!!!!!! but if her majesty clinton wins/steals this election, well...............you ain't seen nothing yet. you can say "goodbye to your money(taxes),guns,and what few freedoms we still have left

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Have you been to Kwame's website yet!? OH MAH STALIN! It is like sooo cool. It is totally a pantload of Kwame! I literally had Kwame running down my legs when I saw his website! It was like... It was like drinking a glass of Metamucil and then sitting on the pot to push out good formed Kwame which promotes good health and digestion.

Here is his website: https://www.kilpatrick2005.com/

Look at how diverse his "mayor team" is: http://www.kilpatrick2005.com/team.html

Does the Chairman have a crush?

It almost sounds as if you wish that he were running instead of Her Majesty.

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dawgus-rudevitski wrote:this place is I N S A N E !!!!!!! but if her majesty clinton wins/steals this election, well...............you ain't seen nothing yet. you can say "goodbye to your money(taxes),guns,and what few freedoms we still have left



Of course comrade, this is our goal. We re-distribute the wealth (making this country into a thrid-world country), take the guns (so you have no means to protect yourself), and your freedoms (freedoms? who needs freedom when you have the state taking care of you?)



In the end, one centeralized goverment controlling everything from what you eat to how you breath. This is our goal.

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Image All news media peoples,come in to Lenin 'n Thingies for bright, shiny new D's.
We have vast collection of D's for all your D needs(maybe vast is stretching truth).
Mention Glorious Cube Birthday and receive discount.

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Premier Betty wrote:http://youtube.com/watch?v=sVzaQ-Keta0

I hope to do something like that to mine eventually. Only using a Ford small block instead of a Chevy. I'm not sure if the one in the video is a 240 or a 280. The bumper definitely looked like a 240's because it's smaller which brings up the question of that car being a Scarab or not. Very few Scarabs came with manual transmissions unfortunatly.

I denounce Betty for supporting Global Cannibalism...


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LIESSS!!!!! I haven't done anything yet! I have not taken action at this point in time! I will after the revolution and I can get anything I want for free.

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Da. Hoping you have good Party dental plan.
Power to troddendown and turn coat superdelegate from NM and NJ.

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Half-drunk Randy Rhodes publicly calls Ferraro and Clinton big F***G whores, gets purged from Air America Radio, loses communist party membership, and receives a blunt shovel pending future job orientation.

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This would be no big deal if only she'd said it while doing her show on Air America, because no one would've heard it.

These flat floozy, she is probably of the unfortunate ones... as tiny bebé, shipped off from the glorious People's Paradise Of Vietcongs by her traitorous parents after the gringo war of opresión... forced to live these wretched life under the iron thumb of usa capitalist greed.

I feel mucho sadness for these floozy. Exploited by the evil bush, for cheap, inhuman pleasures, then cast aside as used preservativo. And now, she is reduced to carry these sign announcing her pechos for sale like cheap fruit in a filthy capitalist market. :(

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:This would be no big deal if only she'd said it while doing her show on Air America, because no one would've heard it.

I denounce Pinkie for denouncing Miss... What was her name again?

(I never realized how much denouncing a comrade could make one feel better about one's pathetic self...)

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Wait... who is that and what the hell is she doing?

Yes, denouncing gets tiring after a while, but if you keep at it you will soon go numb to the guilt you feel for those you have unfairly denounced and all will be well.

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I denounce you, Betty. I also denounce all persons/places/things sitting/standing to the right of you.

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What?!? What did I do? I don't deserve this!!! I want my rich parents to come and save me from this mean denouncing! Stop denouncing me!!!

WWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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I already denounced your rich parents, Betty. No one can save you now... that is... of course... unless you were to help Madame Speaker by assisting her with her monthly enema <GASP>. I know! The horror! Run! Run into the hills - preferably Aspen - and never come back again! Save yourself! SAVE YOURSELF!

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Fee DiFi foe fum, I smell the droppings of Bobby Shrum! Who among you will assist me in my monthly enema!?

WHO AMONG YOU IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE TO BECOME HIGHLANDER OF MY ASS!?

Betty?

Meow?

Pupovich?

Mikhail?

Dr. Strangelove with the mechanical arm? (Mmm… Kinky)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUN AWAY!!! RUN VERY AWAY!!!!

Sweden is no longer safe! I shall now move to Switzerland! There I will be safe and still able to do all the things I did back in Sweden!

No enema!!!

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Nancy wrote:Fee DiFi foe fum, I smell the droppings of Bobby Shrum! Who among you will assist me in my monthly enema!?

WHO AMONG YOU IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE TO BECOME HIGHLANDER OF MY ASS!?

Betty?

Meow?

Pupovich?

Mikhail?

Dr. Strangelove with the mechanical arm? (Mmm… Kinky)

Fire hose? Check. Bucket? Check. Industrial vacuum cleaner? Check. Fly paper? Check. Let's see... I know I left the anal intruder around here somewhere... Ah, yes! Here it is!

I propose we equip Betty and send him in as punishment for the thought crime of fantisizing about Global Cannibalism. After this, he'll never be able to fantisize commit thought crimes again. All in favor say, "Da!"

(BTW, Betty, where did you think they get the main component of Hot Pocket filling from, anyway?)

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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Never will I do it! Never, you hear NEVER!!!! Cobra Commander will protect me from this vileness! COBRA!!!

You'll never take me alive!!!!

[boards plane to Switzerland]

And they told me Hot Pockets were made out of kitties! Why can no one give me a straight answer?!? First it's people, then its kitties, now its Nancy chocolate! STOP CONFUSING ME!!! I DONT DESERVE IT!!!!

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I nominate Dr. Dean if Premier Betty is unavailable. His mishandling of this whole superdelegate predicament is surely grounds for requital, no? Like saving hotel rooms for insubordinate apparatchiki has ever solved anything...pffft...

-Mikhail

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Premier Betty wrote:NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Never will I do it! Never, you hear NEVER!!!! Cobra Commander will protect me from this vileness! COBRA!!!

You'll never take me alive!!!!

[boards plane to Switzerland]

And they told me Hot Pockets were made out of kitties! Why can no one give me a straight answer?!? First it's people, then its kitties, now its Nancy chocolate! STOP CONFUSING ME!!! I DONT DESERVE IT!!!!

I said Nancy chocolate is the "main component." Some of the more chunky parts of Hot Pocket filling are still from kitty meat, people, rat hairballs, and cockroach grubs. Bon appétit!

Has he boarded the plane yet? Splendid! You see, Betty, Cobra Commander was in on it all along. Weren't you taught in the KMTC to never trust anybody? Madam Speaker will be eagerly awaiting your arrival to the airstrip servicing her private, secluded, fenced and guarded Swiss compound. Do you like Swiss chocolatey scat, Betty? Don't think of it as runny. Think of it as Deluxe Swiss Miss hot cocoa with all of the clumps not quite stirred out.

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Dr. Strangelove wrote:Think of it as Deluxe Swiss Miss hot cocoa with all of the clumps not quite stirred out.
Beware the "marshmallows."

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Perhaps Premier Betty would benefit more from a struggle session at one of our re-education camps. Such a taste for kitty meat Hot Pockets deserves the strongest form of revenge correction. We have some kitties from Siberia in our compound, and it will be most amusing to watch him give one of them an enema. Meeee-ow!

And where is that criminal, Bush? He must be executed for such violence and hatred against poor kitten in mouth. He thinks "a kitty in the hand is worth two in the bush" but it is him who will be handed over to the People for justice.

But it would betray my love for the People to allow my first post to simply be a correction of errant doctrine and beastly manners. It is truly a privilege to rub up against such a fine assembly of comrades in paws. Thank you. Now to my Kibbles N Bits...

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Mousey-Tongue wrote:Meeee-ow!

What? What do you want?

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Bush and Cheney prosecuted for their crimes. And my Kibbles 'n Bits, or perhaps Friskies...served warm over rice. Then a nap...

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I just got word that Betty's finished...

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...and, surprisingly, he's still smiling!

(Sorry, guys. I haven't had photoshop since grad school.)

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You peoples are very funny(sort of sick,but very funny), I mean this sincerely.

Haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks :)

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From the ever watchful NewsBusters.org:

Dem Label Still AWOL for Blagojevich in ChiTrib, Sun-Times Coverage

Ken Shepherd wrote:Gov. Rod Blagojevich's (D-Ill.) name has cropped up quite a few times in the ongoing trial of Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) benefactor Tony Rezko. Yet in their latest coverage, both the Chicago Tribune and the Chicago Sun-Times left out Blagojevich's party affiliation. The Sun-Times, however, did take note of the Republican party affiliation of another politico caught up in the maelstrom, William Cellini (see screencap at right, photos via AP/Sun-Times).
Image The caption for a photo montage accompanying the April 3 article "Levine: Blagojevich knew", reads, "Clockwise from left: Gov. Rod Blagojevich; Tony Rezko; Stuart Levine;Chicago businessman-turned-Hollywood producer Tom Rosenberg; longtime Illinois Republican Party power William Cellini."

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And another...

NY Post Silent on NYC Council Speaker's Party Affiliation

Lyndsi Thomas wrote:Another Empire State Democrat appears ensnared in a juicy political scandal involving misappropriated money and political patronage.

An article in the April 3 New York Post reports that New York City Council Speaker Christine Quinn's office has been hoarding millions of dollars in taxpayer money. The money was allocated to fake organizations so that it could be saved and used later for political favors.

...

The Post's Frankie Edozien should be congratulated for the exclusive, but one thing is missing from the story: Quinn's political party affiliation. Although the newspaper reported that this “bogus bookkeeping” is subject to federal as well as city investigations, not once did the New York Post note that Quinn is a Democrat...

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And NY Post is not exactly a Democrat-friendly paper. But they have all kinds of reporters working there, and sometimes you can feel the liberal goo seeping through those lines, which may be sitting right next to an article written by Michelle Malkin or some other conservative author. Let's call it "mixed medium." After all, it's a semi-tabloid.

This is opposed to NY Times, which is a purely liberal medium - no impurities allowed. Even their token "conservatives" are really liberals. This describes all the other New York papers except the NY Sun (a serious conservative paper with relatively small distribution).

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Oh... that's not right. What is wrong with you people? I am disgusted. Fortunately my cloning facilities are still creating Nixon Clones for the New People's Red Army and I was able to make a flash clone of myself for that occasion. I have and will stay here in Switzerland until Cobra Commander wins the election and I can safely come out without having people put stuff in the Hot Pockets that doesn't belong there.

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Premier Betty wrote:Oh... that's not right. What is wrong with you people? I am disgusted. Fortunately my cloning facilities are still creating Nixon Clones for the New People's Red Army and I was able to make a flash clone of myself for that occasion. I have and will stay here in Switzerland until Cobra Commander wins the election and I can safely come out without having people put stuff in the Hot Pockets that doesn't belong there.
Is asking but is there not {shudder}'Snow' in the land of the Switzers? Would not Cold Pockets be more correct? Do Flash clones come with rechargable batteries? (Enquiring minds want to know) Also I am noting you are making Nixon Clones, would these not already have their hands in the air in surrender position as they insist they are not crooks? Do not worry comrade Betty the Party will win and the Cobra Commander will have her / his Fangs in the neck of the offender and the poison will render the miscreant helpless.
Power tothe troddendown and polygamist that retreat.

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Premier Betty wrote:Oh... that's not right. What is wrong with you people? I am disgusted. Fortunately my cloning facilities are still creating Nixon Clones for the New People's Red Army and I was able to make a flash clone of myself for that occasion. I have and will stay here in Switzerland until Cobra Commander wins the election and I can safely come out without having people put stuff in the Hot Pockets that doesn't belong there.

Betty, Madam Speaker loved the clone you sent and would like a few more for her personal massage parlor, hair removal clinic, and a "bed warmer." Please ship them to me first to fit them for cybernetic arms with the appropriate tool attachments. Thanks.

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Will do. Does she require that the said clones have a lifespan of more than 2 weeks?

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Premier Betty wrote:Will do. Does she require that the said clones have a lifespan of more than 2 weeks?

No, not at all. In fact, she thinks of them like condoms: one use and then dispose. Clondoms? Anyway, just keep a steady flow. No expense will be spared. After all, it's for The PeopleTM and The Children.TM

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To embrace 'green' policies that protect our environment, why not stuff the Premier's Hot Pockets with recycled clones, and leave the poor kitties alone! That would reduce greenhouse gasses enough for several Climate ChangeTM world tours by the Goracle on his modest private jet.

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Mousey-Tongue wrote:To embrace 'green' policies that protect our environment, why not stuff the Premier's Hot Pockets with recycled clones, and leave the poor kitties alone! That would reduce greenhouse gasses enough for several Climate ChangeTM world tours by the Goracle on his modest private jet.

This is true, Betty. If you don't have a problem with a clone of you giving Madam Speaker her monthly enema, then you shouldn't have a big problem with eating Betty Clone Meat Hot Pockets. It's not really you, after all.

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Forget it. No way. Never. I'll just clone my own Hot Pockets from their natural chemicals. None of this added, cat, people, or Nancy Fudge. Only the preservatives and fake ingredients.

And the first shipment of flash clones has already been shipped. Just dump the remains in Michael Moore's back yard when she's finished. He'll find something to do with them.

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Premier Betty wrote:Just dump the remains in Michael Moore's back yard when she's finished. He'll find something to do with them.

Comrade Moore and I have finished packaging the first of the Betty Clone remains:

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