We will not tolerate your joining a touring Chinese ballet troupe so that you may perhaps defect while on tour in Las Vegas (the most vile of captialistic explotation centers - where citizens are forced to hand over their wages from collective toil!). You are no cigar rolling virgin Cubano! NO! Nor shall we allow you to walk near any American Embassy or Consulate in Tokyo or Sapporo for example - "Ours" will be watching those locales in case you decide to make an application for freedom - I mean slavery to religious tolerance, capitalism, exploitation of the mAsses, or worst of all Conservative thought and philosophies!!
Also - your ration of fine Japanese candies - particularly "Chocolate Doo Doo" or the finest of coffee cream - "Creep Cream" will be revoked if you continue to make outrageous claim that Japanese have no senses of humor!!! In their attempts to become the most of exploitative captialists -they are too busy for humor- only the bourgeois elites of USA -who have time to make humor - because they have enslaved all of the world to do their labor for them - giving them time for laughing and joke making at the expense of all races and cultures!!
Finally - if you continue to display such tendencies - we will have no alternative - but to not allow you back into "utopia". So watch it!
Chief of Organ of Main Unit of Anti-Defection Commisariat,(and Hard currencies and Bribe Confiscation Sub-unit)
Useful Village Idiot
Viva la Che - the Ass of the mAasses!
A more truly Internationalist Popular Front Class Leader of the Vanguard of the People and Party we could dare but hope to find.
Good luck agitating the wage slaves and oppressed to their revolutionary responsibilities.
We here will drink a shot of Stoli in celebration.
I'm confused, Comrades.
What does the guitarist for Santana have to do with Revolution?
Who sent me this email?
I DO NOT appreciate receiving this nonsense.
I mind my own business, keeping the peace.
In fact I AM a Communist, and I do NOT spread my idealogy, nor my opinions.
What do you know about Communism? What do you know about Ernesto "Che" Guevara?
DO not spread your disease unless you comprehend the gene.
Nyet, I am NOT a student. (Of Communism)
Yes, I am working on my Master's Degree, but that is merely the beginning of my education.
And to Kommissar Betty, you must NOT have understood my comment.
YOUR webpage (somehow) sent this link to my email address.
That IS the disease. That is what a disease does. It spreads itself to others without consent.
I did not knock on your door with my Communist dissertation, nor did I invade your privacy (your email) with my propoganda.
I DO NOT have a website with copies of "The State" available, or posters that say "Have you volunteered for the Communist Party yet?"
The disease is the word, and the gene is the people who run websites like this.
Like David Duke. He is the gene of that disease.
Now, before you go and call people like myself, "a disease", you should learn how to respect other individuals.
Ah, not good, kamarad, Magyar! A communist like yourself must not, I repeat MUST NOT be talking about such capitalist ideas as privacy. In our glorious state, that we will build soon, there will be no privacy - our great leaders must know everything about everyone!
Without it, how would you expect The Party to plan for the Good Of The People? Or protect us all from the heinous evils of capitalist spies?
I think you really should be reeducated!
It is NOT about keeping the Communist Party in Privacy, I was talking about Keeping my opinions within the disease of invasion.
People do not read what I write well.
I will never hide, nor hinder from Capitalism.
And no not talk about what I need to be educating on or about.
See, EVERYONE is suffering from what THEY think is the "way."
It is called individual concept intertwined with personal opinion.
NOT, shackling of respect for individual idealogy.
That was from me Magyar
Igen, Megnez ay Magyar.
So, when did Che Guevara play guitar for Santana?
When did George W. Bush play soccer for the Saudis?
During his Yale days I believe. Although, his major of Economic Strip Mining the poor left him not much time for the frivolities of football or the joys of the perusing the Utne Reader.
Notice, I don't use the word "soccer" as you do.
"Soccer" is an American bastardization of the word used to describe the world's most popular sport. Like everything else they pervert, Americans prefer this word most likely because of its sub-conscious misogynistic rhyming with "Sock Her."
Peoples GPS Locator
We of the PepsGPS-L believe Magyar the Hungarian is an imposter -posing as one of "Ours"- actually located somewhere near Boulder Colorado.
He/she may in fact be perpetual student - (working on the master's diplom for the past 14 years - deciphering the Marx-Engles-Lenin-Mao-Mao-Il-man-Castro-Carter-Kerry-Klinton doctrines (as he knows the path to utopia can be found somewhere within the hyperbole).
Once we have pin-pointed the locale of this imposter - we shall dispatch the Black Maria for capture and transport to the Hillary C. Village Useful Idiot Re-Education Center (in secret location inside Archkansas.
Report any sightings of this personage to the local internal security officials at once!!!
You people have to much time with little meaning.
First and foremost, I REQUESTED the link that did email me this webpage and everything was figured out.
I had a conversation with one of your people a year ago. We were conversing thru email. This is how I received this link.
Second, DO NOT mock my education. Yes, I am working on my Master's Degree.
I have a year left. (I began a year ago)
And like I said, that is merely the beginning of my Education.
Third, it looks like one of you googled the word Magyar and found out it means
"Hungarian" (I know none of you speak-read Hungarian-non of you responded to my words in Hungarian)
BRAVO!!! It does in fact mean Hungarian.
I am Hungarian and Russian.
And to the individual who says I use American terms, I did that for the American people. I am not from America.
Fourth, Kommissar Betty, your little picture strikes me at a terrible time.
I am infact going through tests for Lymphoma, so I take that a bit personal.
I live in a country that rejects anyone that has health or sickness.(Health Care System)
So, yes Communism will cure the disease. :)
You do not respect other people (I am NOT referring to your picture)
You keep pasting my quotes. You have not conquered the meaning.
I invite you all to a REAL Communist gathering.
But, as I can see, all this is- is regurgitating of past history.
This is my problem.
I am a writer. I work hard on writing my OWN idealogy(s) and political views.
I have published work, have been writing a articles for World Weekly, and been writing a new edition to the Communist Manifesto. (I presented the first two years of my work at the EGO Conference April 1-2 2005)
To be mocked and dissected baffles me.
Your link did come to me, and I checked it out with respect for individualism, yet if one of our links found itself in your email and you "browsed" a REAL Communist site and you posted your thoughts, and a TRUE Communist mocked and disrespected you, you would dust off your old Black List and diffuse the matter of our work into the masses, and we would be shut down. (It has happened MANY times)
It is like a brick in the face like when I was a child coming to America from the Soviet Union.
I am not a HE-- I am a Woman. :)
For the people who keep calling me "He"
I announced my gender because I was tired of being referred to as "HE". I stated that.
Also, I announced my ethnic background because someone figured out what Magyar meant, but did not reply to my statement in Hungarian. (Please respond(in Hungarian) to that since you know everything)
See, everyone only reads what he or she wants to read.
You pick certain parts from my post and paste it in the "Quotes Selected" and write a response without reading everything as a whole.
I stated my personal comment about my physical being that individual because I thought it was IRONIC that-that picture was posted. (I stated that too)
And about having a brick thrown in my face when I was a child is true. That is why I typed PRAVDA underneath it.
Pravda means Truth/True in Russian.
And you really think Communism is only taken seriously on American College Campuses?
In July 2005, there was the National CPUSA(Communist Party of the USA) Rally/Gathering/Meetings.
THOUSANDS of people were there.
Do you know how many people in the world are Communists? And I am not talking about the Evil Communism (Yes I know there is evil Communism)
I am talking about cultures and countries that are thriving and have a right to choose and have the right of free speech.
You like to talk about what I say and what I reply to.
You make personal judgements about me, and question what I post.
I have not posted anything like that.
And That screen name you have "Gorky"
That is also IRONIC. :)
I was born in Gorky. :)
And no, that is not suspect. Yes, I know this is the internet and people do hide behind a facade, but there are genuine individuals.
Media-ahora en espanol-Tu comprende nada, porque tu presumir siempre. (That is from me)
"Hasta La Victoria Siempre" Ernesto "Che" Guevara.
Oh, The National CPUSA rally/gathering/meeting was in Chicago.
If I met you in an alley I would have cut your throat--
Do not ever speak of my parents again.
Like I said for the tenth time, I stated everything quite clearly.
Why I choose to say what I said in reply, to what was said to me.
If someone calls me a disease or mocks my education, I will defend my word and my cause.
The reason I made my little comment about the whole "Magyar" comment is because I knew no-one understood what I said in my language.
Everything is so simpflied. Yet, everyone knows everything.
I NEVER said I was Hungarian--Someone called me that.
READ THE STATEMENTS & RESPONSES before you go and judge me.
And yes, the individual who sent me this god forsaken link said he was from China, and talked about being from that country. (And living in Japan)
So, it is okay for him?
And I do not live in an Academic Echo Chamber.
And I DO NOT feel better about myself.
DO YOU SEE, how righteous every one became when a Communist arrived. (because of the link I received-is why I came)
I did not come in here to state Blasphemy, or disrespect someones individual self.
Kommissar Betty said that a Communist website would be hacked.
And you say it is ME ME ME?
That is the thing with you people.
You claim to be filled with the spirits of equality and be for the people.
But, in reality, you make someone discouraged and shun away from any sort of debate or gathering.
Yes, I am a Communist, but I NEVER said that my idealogy was the higher one.
I stand around the council fire, not IN the council fire.
And thank you for calling me DARLING :)
It makes the hate worth while.
Ya gotova s vami pogovorit. Posle takogo dolgovo vremeni ya gotova. Moye serdce zapolneno nenavestyu ot nashego proshlogo.
Ya vizy vashy smelost i vashy bol, i ya vizy po vashey anonimnosti chto y vas takiye ze chyvstva chto i y mena.
Ya ne predstavlayu kakiye y vas vospominaniya. Vi svazani s chem-to chto bolee intensivno chem vse mi.
Ya sama zivy kak privedeniye.
Ya smogy yspokoitsa cherez vash otvet.
Your sacred mother tongue. :)
I wrote this letter for Lana Peters AKA Svetlana Alliluyeva.
Here was her information.
You should be so proud. :) A defect.
Hey Maggie the Magyar!
Dump the Commie major and switch to a Business degree.....you'll never get a job unless that's your goal, to sit back in academia and poison young minds with failed claptrap.....and please, please, take a few history courses that isn't "diversity/minority/outcomes/focused".
Also, don't try to cut any throats in the Pittsburgh area. We like our Second Amendment rights here. (Name one Communist/Socialist country that allows the individual the Right to Bear Arms) We're a carry permit city and we have an old saying......Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
<Che Baabaabooie turned off>
Its funny my father actually is from Kerala, India. It was the first place where Communism was voted in place. It boasts an interesting paradox. It has a 99% literacy rate, yet at the same time it has very high unemployment rate. Because the unions and communist influence are very powerful industry, even Indian state ran industry avoid it like the plague. So what has happened over the last forty years is that over one million people have left that Indian state to find work abroad. These people send money back to their relatives. In fact whenever I visit my relatives many of them ask for money for us. Where is the communist government? Why aren't they taking care of their people?
Now, about Che Guevara. The reason why he and Castro went their seperate ways was because Che wanted to industrialize Cuba. However, Cuba did not have the means to industrialize. They were an agricultural nation. This attempt at industrialization hurt Cuba. (Though this was nowhere near as bad as when Chairman Mao told his people told all his "people" to take all of their iron and steel goods and give them to the state to be melted down. This caused problems for those in rural China. They were farmers, and they needed those metal tools to grow food. This lead to a famine where millions died.) It was only when Castro decided that his comrade should take "the cause" to South America did the economy return to its current horrible state now. Its funny we see Guevara as someone noble, but the truth is that he was vicious killer. He executed people without giving them a trial. He helped imprison and kill off those who didn't fit their idealogy: political dissidents, homosexuals, and devout Catholics.
Many other problems occur in a Communist society. The state runs everything. The value of promoting idealogy outweighs the acceptecnce of different opinions and the truth. This leads to the presses printing only what the state wants. Freedom is there as long as there is not an expression against the idealogy. Why would the state promote anything that shows they are wrong? Isn't it in the best interest of the state to hide such blasphemy?
One final note. What did you expect from a site mocking communism? It would like me walking into Neo Nazi gathering and exclaim, "Where are the white women at?"
<Che Baabaabooie turned on>
Comrades, we must extol the valiant of the common people against the bourgeois, plutarchy known as America.
Dr. W. S. Palimpsest
I, too, comrade Red Square, find Magyar's Zarqawi-esque threat highly intimidating--not to mention her bilingual prowess--and believe we have no other option but to pursue a course of appeasement. Peace at any cost!
By setting up a new thread for Ms. Mememe, we will be essentially ceding some of our cyber territory to her; we'll call it the Rhineland. We have France to thank for the inspiration! Our token of good faith will surely make Magyar less hostile by showing her that we are reasonable people capable of diplomacy and constructive dialogue.
So, how long exactly did Che Guevara play guitar for Santana?
"He" or "She" -- nonsense. In the revolution there are only the people. Cardboard cutouts and abstractions in the mind of the faithful.
Magyar, or Magpie, or whatever should lighten up. 'Just can't seem to fathom the thought that not everyone loves Big Brother (or, more accurately, Big Person).
In gaining new recruits for the cause, don't you think a voluntary system of enslavement would be better this time around?
Anyone getting a masters degree who can't see through such blatant fanciful nonsense as communist ideology (and their ever-present pal TM. Che) should get a B.S. degree as an honest testament as to what they really stand for -- more B.S.
-- long live the counter-revolution
3 months... Che's main job was actually security detail... However, Carlos & the rest of the band got a bit tired of his constant 'collectivize this' and 'destroy that' and 'put my face on the bass drum,' so they ditched him in Bolivia... where he was met with a friendly capture and a welcoming bullet to the head.
Who is this Magyar they speak of?
Who is this wise and learned person?
I hear whispers of her great economic prowess.......
I need a Health Czar! Since she KNOWS that Americans are denied healthcare, who better to help ME than a person who understands the concept of MEMEME. It must have been hard getting hit in the face with a brick and having the mean doctors and nurses block the doors to the hospital, and now with lymphoma, the evil-American-for-the rich-only hospitals are denying her healthcare again. I suggest we trade Magyar for Elian Gonzalez in an even exchange program with Cuba so she can get medical treatment. Once she gets better, she can come back for a cabinet job and we can ship Elian back with tales of just how lucky he was to live in Cuba and how horrible things are here in the states, just like Fidel and Janet said the first time!
Viva Universal Squalid Healthcare!
Che Baabaabooie - why don't you register on this site and post things under your name?
I am registered Comrade, but the little Eichmanns at Citigroup corporate will not allow me to log in and post. For some reason, whenever I log it just takes be back to the "Broom of Truth" main page and I am still not logged in. That is why I am posting this way during the day.
P.S. In the mean time, I will maintain correspondence with the fearless leader, Generalisimo El Kabong. He is joining Boris and Natasha in their hunt of the CIA operatives, codenamed Moose and Squirrel. They are the ones we believe who have been destabilzing the Venezuelan elections and their economy. Why else is the fierceless and noble leader, Hugo Chavez, failing at eliminating corruption and poverty in our sister nation?!!!!
"We all declare for liberty; but in using the same word we do not all mean the same thing. With some the word liberty may mean for each man to do as he pleases with himself, and the product of his labor; while with others, the same word many mean for some men to do as they please with other men, and the product of other men's labor. Here are two, not only different, but incompatible things, called by the same name - liberty. And it follows that each of the things is, by the respective parties, called by two different and incompatible names - liberty and tyranny."
-President Abraham Lincoln
Hey Chistka Counselor, remind me never to piss you off.
You weren't serious talking like that, were you? Tell us you were impersonating some right-wing conservative bigot. Yes, you were trying to impress our new Russian/Hungearian female communist comrade with your acting skills, right? Well, I certainly hope you didn't enjoy it.
Sometimes it's hard to tell where acting ends and suppressed thougthcrime begins, comrade. Many a Soviet actor enjoyed playing capitalists, gangsters, spies, and various Western civilians in the Soviet movies. Those were prestigious parts distributed under the Party supervision to the most ideologically reliable thespians. And for a good reason. Most of the the time the public intuitively loved those evil characters, preferring them to politically correct, selfless and righteous but boring protagonists who sacrificed themselves and others for the sake of the common good. That's why casting the right movie actor for the role of an evil Western capitalist type was a great responsibility.
And the Soviet actors responded to the Party's trust with new creative breakthroughs. They often spoke their capitalist lines so credibly, so sincerely, as if they really believed in that! And the audiences believed them too! What a great time it was for the Soviet people's film industry!
At what point shall we expect the approach of danger? By what means shall we fortify against it? Shall we expect some transatlantic military giant, to step the Ocean, and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe, Asia and Africa combined, with all the treasure of the earth (our own excepted) in their military chest; with a Bonaparte for a commander, could not by force, take a drink from the Ohio, or make a track on the Blue Ridge, in a trial of a thousand years. At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nation of freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
-President Abraham Lincoln
holy jesus, mother of somebody!!!!! CHISTKA, calm yoself down, my brutha, yo dun gots da rath of god, muhammed, buddha, and every otha high power cummin down on dis maygar bitch. sheeeit bro, he ain wuth da 3 rubles the bullet would cost ta off the m*ther f*cker. ok, he be's a pieca o shit, erebody know dat, props to yo fo sho nuff outin the mofo. peace out, bro!!
When the neo-Comms aren't whining between weekend ski trips, striving to establish police states and re-education centers or resurrecting famines, purges, and mass slaughter...
...They're downright funny.
When will they learn to just leave other people alone and mind their own business (no pun intended)
<Comrade Otis off>
Hi Billy. It's nice to know there are people like you out there. I grew up here in the United States and my only big intellectual challenge politically when I was young was figuring out that what my parents meant by liberalism didn't have anything to do with classical liberalism. When I was young I thought that because they called themselves 'liberals' they were. Then I slowly realized they were socialists! Here, socialism wasn't the norm, so it wasn't something I had to come to grips with in order to transcend. For someone growing up in a communist country though, I can only imagine the intellectual challenges must be very difficult and the hurdles a lot higher to jump. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that that takes dedication and a lot of fortitude - an unusual amount of dedication and fortitude. Because of that I have nothing but the utmost respect for you. People like you give me hope.
<Comrade Otis on>
Your story calls to mind the heart-warming rememberance of 14-year-old Pavlik Morozov, who became a Hero of the Soviet Union during the Stalin era. In 1932, during Stalin’s collectivization and dispossession program that uprooted some 10 million peasants, Pavlik reported his father to authorities for giving refuge to fleeing victims.
His dad was promptly executed.
Ah, for the good old days!
Thanks for the Pavlik Morozov story. I remembered the story but not the name. I kept coming up with Horst Wessel, but that's another story.
Wasn't that Magyar girl a real hot potato! Maybe I should say a hot tomato, to match her red scarf. Wonder if she ever read Andrei Amalrik or Anatoly Marchenko?
I was sitting at home during the infernal holiday, when something occurred to me. We , the Progressive. need a new leader. Howard Dean seems to be too laid back. He isn't willing to take the fight fully to the corporate fat cats. He lacks the passion and the reason to lead us to victory in the 21st century!!!!!
I have the perfect replacement. I was watching "The Last Laugh of 2005" on Comedy Central, and it hit me. More precisely, the genius of one comic hit me. He was elucidating(see I am a true Progressive using big words when they are not needed) to the brainwashed masses why George Bush was destroying the country. The analogy he used was between the looting that occurred during Hotel Katrina and the President's appointments of friends. It was brilliant. He essentially also made the claim that Xtians really want and should sacrafice the Jews because their prayers aren't working. This truly brilliant as well, he was showing how powerful the voice of a childishly bitter voice can be. If you haven't figured out who are the new leader is; I will tell you his name. David Cross. The very same David Cross from "Arrested Development" and "Mr. Show". He takes the wisdom that can only be found "The Guardian" and far left blogs, and brings forth the truth in manner that Gen-Xers and Gen-Yers can understand. He uses a complaining and bitching style to show how the Apocalypse will happen if we let capitalists and right-wingers rule the world. Only an atheist that hates Xtians as much as we do can lead us. In fact, in a previous show he stated that the only truly evil act that George W. Bush had left to do was eat a Jewish baby on TV. This is the kindof leadership we need. We need that level of blind bitter hate. Isn't this what Che Guevara preached?!!!!! He is my hero, and he should be yours as well!!!!!
I'll try to clear up this Che playing guitar for Santana thing: He toured with them BRIEFLY before the making of Santana III (late '70) ; but then keyboardist Gregg Rolie got his way and brought in Neal Schon, and gave poor ol' Che the heave-ho. Schon was a disappointment, quickly becoming a Carlos-clone in his riffing. What Che could've done for those guys with his revolutionary zeal and whatnot - ahh, what might've been.
Magyar will you have my children?
I've not seen a truer commie (besides myself).
Together we could breed a whole klan...er...clan of good workers for the glory of the party!
And kudo to you for standing up for your parents!
How dare these capitalist swine speak of them!
It's just downright rude to mock mental invalids.
As for your lymphoma, I regret to inform you that while we had our top party doctors working day and night on a cure, they realized they could get the same pay to collect tickets at the local theater and quit.
Of course, the capitalist spy that made them aware of it promptly had his throat cut (as you would have liked) so perhaps that can be a little consolation for you.
Huckleberry Commons Thyme
Sodom and Gomorrha