This email exchange started when a student from Communist China currently living in Japan bought an anti-Che T-shirt "My American Revolutionary Kicked Your Commie Revolutionary's Ass" from Che-Mart, an online store associated with the People's Cube. This letter makes one ponder about what America means to people in other countries, what message American freedom sends to the world by the very virtue of its existence. It also makes one think about those Americans who want to change this country, to make it look more like the Old World, and thus to kill hope for people like Billy.
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Sent: 08 Dec '05 10:01
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Dear Humble Peasant,
Thank you so much for your kind and humorous reply, dear Secretary General. Please allow my most respectful and heartfelt comrade's salute! I look forward to receiving my excellent reeducating material i.e. the anti-che shirt from you soon.
Please let me tell you that in fact I am a young man from the evil communist red China but not this "rotten and debauched capitalist pig's land" of Japan. I am right now studying in Japan as a student but I am supposed to leave Japan and go back to China early next year. However, for all my native country of birth and legal status about citizenship, I deem myself a solid and stalwart Conservative and Rightist from the American perspective. I can see that indeed you are all anti-commie conservative with integrity, dignity, and human commonsense, which made us congenial and like-minded comrades in a genuine sense.
I have gradually but steadily and irreversibly evolved to become a convinced and avowed ultra-conservative and arch-reactionary in the last decade thanks to the ushering in of the great age of Internet and years of my own consistent effort to read broadly, which enabled me to come to a true understanding of the evilness of the commie system, as well as the greatness of the beacon of freedom and democracy where justice and decency shine. This process has helped shape and solidify my life ideals and goals, and I have decided that despite being born with such a huge misfortune in the communist hell of mainland China, I will choose my side by my conviction, not by the accident of birth. But I will also work hard in my whole life to help my country and my people shake off the yoke of the enslaving communist system and cast away its evil spell on Chinese nation for the creation of a new era of true freedom and democracy.
My first encounter with you was unexpected and coincidental. I am a long time reader and devoted fan of National Review Online, which I read almost everyday via internet. They have published an article about the infamous Che phenomenon including both the pro-Che which seems still a majority by far thanks to ignorant masses, as well as the burgeoning and increasingly active anti-Che sites such as your Che-Mart. Anyway, owing to NRO's great article, I came to meet you guys and I was instantly impressed by your amazingly bold and vivid designs of che-mocking and che-debunking.
In short, I was so enchanted and smitten by your rich content, satirical language and an incredibly poignant and effervescent ambience. I fell in love with your creation at the first sight and when I saw those brilliant anti-che shirts, I just couldn't help wanting to get one for myself. I have already bought one anti-che shirt from another US website in the past, so this time I decided to buy a highly unique and innovative shirt from you i.e. the "My American Revolutionary Kicked Your Commie Revolutionary's Ass", which is so emblematic and distinctive of your own style and is simply terrific! I think you guys are a bunch of geniuses. This is not only reflected on your eye-dazzling anti-she shirts, but also on every single word of the uttered at your site. So powerful, so satirical, so trenchant and penetrating! Anyway, I can't praise you more for your exhilarating and riveting site! This is not a polite-sounding flattering or compliment, but one from the bottom of my heart. I want to tell you I am very proud of you as your new fan. Please keep on your good working!
By the way, most people here in Japan seem either not be able to understand English at all, or unable to appreciate political humor or satire in English. So far I have never met anyone in the street giving even the slightest attention to my various outfits with political connotations each time I wear such clothes. What a disappointment!
I will frequent your site from now on, and I will continue to support you and pray for your new achievement. I will also consider making new purchases from you after your new products become available! Many thanks again for the great delight and excitement! And with my best wishes to you for having a more fruitful, exciting and prosperous 2006!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, my dear American comrades!
Billy (a Chinese youth with an American heart currently living in Japan)
bohemianlikeyouI'm confused, Comrades.
Quote:DO not spread your disease unless you comprehend the gene.
MagyarIn fact I AM a Communist...
Quote:DO not spread your disease unless you comprehend the gene.
MagyarYOUR webpage (somehow) sent this link to my email address. That IS the disease. That is what a disease does. It spreads itself to others without consent. I did not knock on your door with my Communist dissertation, nor did I invade your privacy (your email) with my propoganda.
Peoples GPS LocatorKomrades!
MagyarIt is like a brick in the face like when I was a child coming to America from the Soviet Union.
Quote:if one of our links found itself in your email and you "browsed" a REAL Communist site and you posted your thoughts, and a TRUE Communist mocked and disrespected you, you would dust off your old Black List and diffuse the matter of our work into the masses, and we would be shut down.
Quote:it looks like one of you googled the word Magyar and found out it means
MagyarIf I met you in an alley I would have cut your throat--
Magyar (aka Comrade Mememe)If I met you in an alley I would have cut your throat
Quote:I am talking about cultures and countries that are thriving and have a right to choose and have the right of free speech.
Quote:I need a Health Czar!
Counter-devolutionaryBig Brother (or, more accurately, Big Person)
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