Reverend Wright posing for photos with his
nephew after a sermon.
Not since the "peace" riots of the 1960s has there been a cause more useful to the Party than Rev. Wright's "God Damn Amerika" movement.
Hitching Wagon to Hope
Every deathblow that Jeremiah Wright's sermons deliver to the oppressors, every blast of hope and change against the reactionary power that is America, attracts thousands more progressives across the nation and around world to the movement - even those who the ruling classes would want you to believe are enemies of Christianity: communists, anarchists, militant atheists, and even Islamic radicals are descending on Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ with the desire to convert.
The converts include Hollywood notables, members of Code Pink and other progressive groups, dozens of Democrat congresspersons and the entire Berkeley's city council. Among the foreign converts are Hugo Chavez, Kim Jong Il, and the notorious freedom fighters of Hamas, Hezbollah, and Al Qaeda, all of whom are united by the newly discovered hope and Rev. Wright's sermon of change: God Hates Amerika!
| Thousands of new Rev. Wright followers gather for worship, canting "God Damn Amerikkka" as they burn President Bush in effigy.|
Hamas freedom fighter and new Wright convert.
|Mahmoud Ahmadinejad baptized in Lake Michigan, March 2008.|
One name among the converts gives us hope for change more than any other: the President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
In an emotional testimony he tells the world how, as he was watching YouTube clips of the Reverend, he fell to his knees and a shining light from the heavens enveloped him, and a voice said "Follow this man." He then made his hajj to Chicago, joining Rev. Wright's congregation.
As a faux indian I'm deeply moved by the Reverends sermons. He sees this nation of honkies for what it truly is. I get a tingle in my pants whenever I hear his voice.
I don't really believe in Jesus, it's more a belief in Jeremiah Wright. He is our Gandhi, I will do what ever he ask of me. Soon I will give all my worldly possessions to the church.
Wright is the most remarkable man I've ever meet. I must make a movie about his life journey. I'm thinking Danny Glover for the lead.
I would like to appoint Rev. Wright to Office of The Chaplin of The House of Representatives. His wisdom and insight is exactly what is needed in Congress.
The Gospel According to Jeremiah
"The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law, and then wants us to sing God bless Amerika? No, no, no! Not God bless Amerika! God Damn Amerika! --- it's in the Bible -- for killing innocent people! God Damn Amerika for treating her citizens as less than human"!
-- Reverend Jeremiah Wright 2003
Red SquareDon't worry, Pinkie! We are the ones who put the HO in HOPE.
Laika the Space DogListen to Rev. Manning!
Cindy Sheehan, who knows a lot about chickens,Senator Obama also denounced any remarks that "disparaged our great country." Hmm…does he denounce remarks that his own wife made about being proud to be an American for the first time in her "adult life?" I wish I could be proud of a nation that tortures people and imprisons them without basic legal rights. I wish I could be proud of a nation that has a sitting president that has been responsible for killing almost a million innocent Iraqi people in a misadventure that was based on lies and is for profit. I wish I could be proud of a nation that rapes its poor people to feed the already rich in a demented reverse Robin Hood affect. I wish I could be proud of a country where over a million children are homeless and hungry every night. I wish I could be proud of a nation that left our black brothers and sisters hanging off of their roofs after Katrina. The list can go on and on. Senator Obama needs to denounce me, because the policies of our government do not make me proud and oftentimes endlessly disgust me.
Quote:I wish I could be proud of a nation that rapes its poor people to feed the already rich in a demented reverse Robin Hood affect. I wish I could be proud of a country where over a million children are homeless and hungry every night.
Quote:I wish I could be proud of a nation that has a sitting president that has been responsible for killing almost a million innocent Iraqi people in a misadventure that was based on lies and is for profit.
Cindy Sheehan, who knows a lot about chickens,Senator Obama also denounced any remarks that "disparaged our great country." Hmm…does he denounce remarks that his own wife made about being proud to be an American for the first time in her "adult life?" I wish I could be proud of a nation that tortures people and imprisons them without basic legal rights. I wish I could be proud of a nation that has a sitting president that has been responsible for killing almost a million innocent Iraqi people in a misadventure that was based on lies and is for profit.
Red SquareI know what you mean. I wanted to do a quick photoshop job of it but couldn't find the appropriate picture in google. Any other takers?
Comrade Sea-Bass - who is building LEGO Socialism for the toiling LEGO masses -The child in the stroller looks like Obama!!
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somakingWow. How racist that is. Subvert the dominant racist. End war with socialism! We are one people united to end differences! Thought control replaces your personality!
somakingThought control replaces your personality!
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Quote:If this were an isolated example, it would be one thing. But we now have a clear pattern from Jeremiah Wright's comments on down, of Obama associating with individuals who are virulently anti-American and anti-Israel. When pressed, he denies that he shares any of the same views either by himself or through surrogates. I don't see how much longer people can find him remotely credible. I know I'm getting really sick of it. And I am not a knee-jerk Obama hater.
Commissar MaksimI’m beginning to think November could be a McCain landslide.
Commissar MaksimI’m beginning to think November could be a McCain landslide.
Red SquareWhat the elf? Open your eyes, Pinkie! Here's finally a man in a red hat you can relate to.
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