iOTWThe PUK award is given to the best conservative graphic image of the year, nominated by the readers of iOTW. In the comments of this post paste the url to an image that you feel best represents the right sticking it to the left. (Please, do your best to nominate images from 2010.) If there are multiple images on the page, please leave a short description of the image you’re nominating.
iOTW images are eligible, but this is open to the entire blogosphere. Try to nominate images that have credits on them. We will disqualify any image that cannot be tracked back to an author or a website. You may nominate your own imagery and your own blog imagery.
As always, volunteer compliance is mandatory. Everyone is invited to post their suggestion on iOTW - http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=47654
As for this thread, please post your favorite images that have appeared on The People's Cube only, by any author. You can also cross-post the links on iOTW.
Our collection will be eventually submitted to iOTW, but it would be nice to have our own contest here as well, with the best image of the year chosen by voting in the end of December. The voting feature will be enabled once the thread gets populated.
If you remember a certain image but can't find it, post its description and the Propaganda Commissar on duty will insert it later.
Where in the Bellview is this place?
Czar CzarI think we could save a lot of time and just post a link to S.K. Maksim's album :)
CORRECT! Who besides the Peoples Director even comes close? I still secretly denounce Maksim under my breath for not sharing his skills with the collective......
Can any one tell what is truly going on in this current Regiem? The one thing we can be assured of is "Barak - the one termer!" ALL HAIL! Would love your comments.
who requires a teleprompter to sound good. As for the rest in this regime, greed and power seem to be the prime motivators......and add a big load of pride in that they believe they are the intellectual elite class, dispensing politically correct answers to society's problems. Sure seems to be working so far , right ?
(fingers in ears) La La La La La La La....
According to Big Fur Hat, the Cube is a finalist so far. It's all up to da judge now. And he sent us this intermediary award, wrapped in a recyclable pink ribbon:
Congrats for your fertile red imagery and cleverness! Invite some relatives over, get drugs, get nasty, get out and destroy stuff!
If anyone deserved to be in Top 10, it's you. We'll have to conduct a thorough investigation followed by purges and show trials. The revolutionary justice will be fair and swift.
What is pictured is an variation of the "scottish maiden", which had a flat blade. That was very successful because a 75 pound weight was placed on the blade prior to release.
Red SquareSuperkommissar Maksim -
If anyone deserved to be in Top 10, it's you.
I must admit I was disappointed that none of my work made it to the top ten, especially after receiving so many votes from the people and having five of my images make it to the finals. I had to bite my tongue because nobody likes a sore loser. Although now that some time has gone by I feel a bit of revenge is appropriate, so today I took a shot (all in good fun) at the judge with this addition to my website.
The Party™ will be seeking revolutionary justice for this lack of acknowledgment to fulfill specie quota's (ahem.. NOT ONE ROOSTER WAS NOMINATED!!!) and color quota's (NOT ONE OF THE NOMINEE's WERE RED!!!). The PUK's and their PUK'n judges will pay dearly!
All one has to do to realize the acumen and astounding intellectual capacity of the highly educated Cornell establishment is read this glorious article and it's responses from the Cornell Review: http://cornellinsider.com/2010/12/06/ra ... ill-anger/
I WANT MY PUK'n AWARD NOW YOU CORNELL RACISSSSTTTTTS!!!!!!
It might interest you to know the PUK winner has never even won Beet of the Week! Surely you can take no small measure of comfort from that?
Now, are you all just going to sit there blubbering and bawling and threatening to loot a strip mall, as if you've been standing in line all day only to find out you're being turned away because they ran out of forms to get free Obama money from Obama's stash? Or are you going to hunt down this so-called winner and everyone associated with the PUK award, and tell them that you don't care about their dumb old award anyway because YOU already have Beet of the Week and they don't so nyeah-nyeah bleah?
Do the latter, and then we'll not only go out and do some looting, but maybe we'll tip over some cars and torch them.
Also cross-posted on The 2010 Shovel Whackee of the Year thread.
Having said that, I will say next that I'm very amused indeed by Red Square's newest graphic. When life hands him a big bag of mashed up crap, he makes vodka with it, and for that he gets this:
While his mother gets this:
Oh, my god. Oh, my god. I'm sorry. This moment is so much bigger than me. This moment is for every nameless, faceless, talentless prole that is now entitled to the same treatment because this door tonight has been opened. Thank you. I'm so entitled. And I thank Pinkie for choosing me to be the vessel from which O's blessing might flow. Thank you.
I want to thank the Party that vigilantly watched my every move and waited, with a baited breath, for me to stumble. And that gave me strength to go on, because I knew that if I were to stumble, I'd never get up again. Because the Party loves you when you're up, and it beats the beets out of you when you're down.
I want to thank my KGB handler who's given me detailed instructions every single day, to be who I needed to be and what my dreams and aspirations should be. I have nothing but Party-approved proper feelings for you, my KGB handler, who also happens to be my spousal unit. Thank you for allowing me to go places that at other times I wasn't allowed to go.
I want to thank the People's Cube collective for covering up for me. Thank you Comrade Whoopie for being Pinkie's whacking boy and letting me save my face (literally) when a shovel-whacking was in order. Okay, wait a minute. I got to take... five years here!! Ok. I got to take this time! I got to thank... What's up with this big hook and why is it dragging me from the stage? I still have to thank Oprah Winfrey for being the best role model any agitation and propaganda specialist can have. Barack Obama, thank you. And thank you to Hillary Clinton, Saul Alinsky, Antonio Gramsci, Joseph Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels.
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
What a party!! Now can we go flip and torch those cars?!? Huh? Huh? Can we????
I've got extra blow torches! And ski masks! Plenty of ski masks!
And did I mention blow torches? And I promise this time I won't mention anything to the cops about Pinkie's night of debauchery in Darfur....
Rooster, until I clicked on the link, I thought that was a picture of me torching you.
--KOOK Just trying to save a place among the countless images to be included for 2011.
Comrade Red Square you are deserving of this award. Nowto commemorate this occasion I will give you the FSBs only known phototaken of you when you were serving among the troops during the 1993Moscow White House siege. Look at the soldier on the far left (No pun intended).Uncanny no?