We have already reported on the reasons why dogs may dislike Obama in Dog, Interrupted.
In this issue, we turn our attention to cats, capturing some of their responses.
I used to like Obama, but this morning my eyes finally opened...
On another note, talking to cats prompted us to make this quick collage:
Additional reporting by Mrs. Red Square.
If this Obama thing is really going to happen, I'm getting ready.
What the hell do you mean we'll be penniless? We are already hairless after the last Obama fiasco.
My family threw me out, once they found out.
Last I remember was voting for Obama and then, it was all gone.
I grabbed my camera so that I would have evidence to show the veterinarian, slammed "Tiger" into his carrying container, and headed quickly to the veterinary hospital.
As I suspected they would be, the veterinarian - and his staff - were all horrified, and "Tiger" is no more. The fact that he stole one of my Obama decals was bad enough, but to use it in his litter box as a target?!?
Be careful, comrades. These cats are deviously treacherous beasts.
I neglected to mention that my veterinarian recommended this cat carrying device for when you find out that your cat is a Rethugglikkkan and it's time for that final trip to the vet.
Fully Obama Administration Approved, and personally signed by Dear Leader.
Deities: You can only worship One at a Time
Cats to Obama: We were Here First
Well, it could happen. If you're a loyal prog.
Are you a loyal prog, ROCK? Am I going to have to send Bruno to see you? My enforcer Bruno? When he's done with the sand box you won't be happy.
Make sure that your walls and ceilings are covered with Obama literature. The finest reading on earth.
Read it. While you still have the strength to do so. Read it. In a generation reading will be an honors course in Self Esteem University, which will cost $100K a year and when you get out you'll have $500K in student loans for your valuable degree in the poetry of one-armed Incan Lesbians.
And for that you do not indeed have to learn to read. Anything.