Comrades, I would like to take this occasion to welcome the new decade, and to order an additional beet, loaf of black bread and liter of vodka for each and every member of the collective.

Now, while the proles are celebrating, I would like to announce that all five year plans have been fully completed, and ahead of schedule.

Having cleared those, I would now ask for a report on future five year plans, as well as short term plans for the new year of 2011. Those failing to provide such documentation will have their extra rations, as well as their life revoked.

Happy New Year!-- 7.62

Comrade Colonel,
Thank you for the extra rations! Without making threats, you could mention a recent outbreak of apathetic and non compliance flu. Those members having these conditions are experiencing acute shortness of breath and pain in the upper and lower extremities.

These experiences are avoidable, comrades. Don't force "Information Officers" to visit your abode at odd hours.

Happy New Year Comrades,
I want the masses to love us again. We must show them our love and compassion. We need to show the masses that we are the Party of Partaaaaay. I've already begun with tonight's New Years celebration at the NC Collective.

This is but one of the performances and says it best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZe ... ature=fvwp

Happy Days!

Looks like I'll be re-assigned to the Motherland to quell a small Kulak uprising.
Any Comrade wishing to donate a bullet, please call me.

Moscow police detain 68 anti-Kremlin protesters:

https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101231/ap_on_re_eu/eu_russia_protests

Stalin statue blown up in Ukraine: Communists:

https://www.france24.com/en/20110101-stalin-statue-blown-ukraine-communists

Francis Fox Piven called me yesterday begging me to find ways to rabble rouse incite organize the disaffected unemployed and Union malcontents (her term) to riot in the streets of America demanding more Socialism.

Apparently the fact that the longtermed unemployed no longer have to mill around at unemployment offices to get their check has made it difficult to send instigators provocateursorganizers to raise their awareness to a fever pitch.

She seems very much miffed at Obama and even referred to him as Herbert Hoover.

I think if she sends over some militant anarchists from Europe, Mrs. Al could school them in bomb making and they could then go out to train our SEIU and ACORN cadre. Perhaps the good Colonel could also give rifle instruction to our domestic crop of pimple faced anarchists so they could quit using slingshots.

Since we need to be ready by 2012, like all our 5 year plans, this one will have to be completed ahead of schedule.

Grigori E.R. wrote:Happy New Year Comrades,
I want the masses to love us again. We must show them our love and compassion. We need to show the masses that we are the Party of Partaaaaay. I've already begun with tonight's New Years celebration at the NC Collective.

This is but one of the performances and says it best:

Yes, Lady CaCA is most equal Comrade. Did you know that she was a protege of Yoko Ono?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/04/lady-gaga-performs-with-y_n_748853.html

Thank you Dear Leader Infidel Castrate. I'm glad you brought this subject up. (Off) First off, after hearing that performance (if that can possibly be called a performance) by Yuko, I'm hereby denouncing and removing my self from my generation.

(On) This is a sooooo typical example of our Party's failure to woo the Proletariate. What hope does any 5 year, 1 year or 5 minute plan have when you put forth examples of our cause like Yoko?

Is this effective media?:

Or this?:

Comrade Kook has been warning us of this for years. It's all about entertainment value Comrades. It's 1/1/11 and Social Media is the new Opiate of the Masses.

Here's a little ditty that's much easier on the eyes and ears:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_vJGvT ... re=related

Grigori E.R. wrote:Thank you Dear Leader Infidel Castrate. I'm glad you brought this subject up. (Off) First off, after hearing that performance (if that can possibly be called a performance) by Yuko, I'm hereby denouncing and removing my self from my generation.

Comrade, when you state "performance" are you suggesting that in the video Yoko was recreating fake orgasms that she shared with the Late Great Lenin?

The latest video you posted did get a rise from this old goat Great Revolutionary though.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Francis Fox Piven called me yesterday begging me to find ways to rabble rouse incite organize the disaffected unemployed and Union malcontents (her term) to riot in the streets of America demanding more Socialism.

Apparently the fact that the longtermed unemployed no longer have to mill around at unemployment offices to get their check has made it difficult to send instigators provocateursorganizers to raise their awareness to a fever pitch.

She seems very much miffed at Obama and even referred to him as Herbert Hoover.

I think if she sends over some militant anarchists from Europe, Mrs. Al could school them in bomb making and they could then go out to train our SEIU and ACORN cadre. Perhaps the good Colonel could also give rifle instruction to our domestic crop of pimple faced anarchists so they could quit using slingshots.

Since we need to be ready by 2012, like all our 5 year plans, this one will have to be completed ahead of schedule.

Comrade Whoopie, I think the solution is to organize all of the unemployed and to stage a strike. When the fat cats are confronted by an army of empowered comrades who are refusing to not work, THEN they will have to sit up and take notice!

Comrade 7.62.

My humble apologies for my tardy reply. Perhaps if you could lend me your ingenious time management device in exchange for this bushel of beets I have tucked away, I could turn this report in early.

That said, the belated advent of this report is due mostly to the amount of time spent meticulously crafting the input from the Climatology and Social Engineering Schools of the Josef Mengela Institute to the new five-year plan.

As you are certainly aware, Yours' truly has achieved unanimous consensus from only the most reputable climatologists present in our glorious collective on the looming crisis of Anthropogenic Global Cooling. Of course, any dissenting opinions on the matter were dismissed as the ravings of disreputable, denying rubes.

Comrade Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Admiral Mullens has also requested the JMI to develop a system of mandatory reprogramming of the United States Military homophobic baby-killers in light of the recent revocation of “Don't Ask, Don't Tell.” Building upon other politically correct programs such as African-American Heritage Month, Womyns' History Month, et al., we are recommending the Chairman designate the month of May as Homosexual Heritage Month. “Gay May” as we have dubbed it, which will highlight (in a very hair-stylish fashion) the historic contributions of such noted closet homosexuals as J. Edgar Hoover, Douglas MacArthur, Eisenhower, the valiant “tail-gunners” of the Eighth Air Force, Andrew Jackson AND . . . if the outlandish embellishments of creative historical renovation can be slipped past the Texas Public School Text Book Committee . . . Ole' “Boy” George Washington himself!

Each battalion-sized unit in the military will likewise be tasked with building a float for their post's or base's mandatory Annual Gay Pride Parade to be held within the last week of “Gay May” each year. The units whose float is deemed to be the least degenerate in presentation will have their ranks summarily decimated in traditional Roman fashion.

We have also submitted a Joint Regulation for the US Military which bars (pardon the pun) the use of “soap-on-a-rope” in common shower areas. After all, we must keep the morale of our new enlistees “up.”

We hope you will find these humble offerings suitable for inclusion in the upcoming five-year plan (even though I am certain that under your esteemed leadership, we are already four-fifths toward completion only four days in to the new year).

Respectfully submitted.

Raum.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: AND . . . if the outlandish embellishments of creative historical renovation can be slipped past the Texas Public School Text Book Committee . . . Ole' “Boy” George Washington himself!

So Dark the Con of Reactionary Man:

Gulag 4 Alfred wrote:

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: AND . . . if the outlandish embellishments of creative historical renovation can be slipped past the Texas Public School Text Book Committee . . . Ole' “Boy” George Washington himself!

So Dark the Con of Reactionary Man:

Indeed... Evidence is being conjured up coming to light that this is perhaps the more accurate image of "Boy" George crossing the Delaware.

We are also conducting ground breaking research into the possibility that Sally Hemings was actually the moniker of a cross-dressing house boy at Monticello . . . a surprising twist on a historic scandal. It appears that the invention of Sally Hemings' "children" was a clever ruse to disguise Tommy Jefferson's pedophilic same-sex proclivities a secret.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:AND . . . if the outlandish embellishments of creative historical renovation can be slipped past the Texas Public School Text Book Committee . . . Ole' “Boy” George Washington himself! Indeed... Evidence is being conjured up coming to light that this is perhaps the more accurate image of "Boy" George crossing the Delaware.

Geez, which is it? We have to put the Amerikan History Current Truth ™ Book to print soon......

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: It appears that the invention of Sally Hemings' "children" was a clever ruse to disguise Tommy Jefferson's pedophilic same-sex proclivities a secret.

Proof - Pg. 89.