Professor Leaves Racist Note on Student's Paper

Senorita MS. Martinez has been racially and improperly accused of commonly accepted "cut and paste" plagiarism and one count of illegal use of the "white-patriarchical" word "hence" which was not "hers" to use.

The rat-bastard professor has yet to be identified publicly. His failure to follow the "Clinton v. Wikileaks" precedent is serious, as the crime is nowhere near as serious as being a fink and making a public accusation, and use of so-called "feminine" pronouns.

On the morning of Oct. 27, her professor handed her back a paper she'd written wrote and announced, in front of the entire class, "This is not your language." At the top of the paper were the words, “Please go back and indicate where you cut and paste,” presumably meaning the professor believed Martínez had plagiarized passages.

On the second page, the word "hence" was circled, next to the note, "This is not your word." The word "not" was underlined twice.

He will be ostracized, publicly shamed and protested, fired and then arrested for vandalizing her paper in ink (known to traumatize and trigger students) and hurting the student's feelings, but the eventual punishment will certainly fit the thought crime...

Films at eleven...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:He will be ostracized, publicly shamed and protested, fired and then arrested [highlight=#ffff00]for vandalizing her paper in ink[/highlight] (known to traumatize and trigger students) and hurting the student's feelings, but the eventual punishment will certainly fit the thought crime...

Thank Marx the vandal didn't use <gasp> RED INK! He could be facing a murder charge!

The only solution is creating a special "anti - plagiarism -accusation" department on each university. The staff has to be paid handsomely, thus raising tuition for the students. This tuition money has to be provided by the state. If we run out of money, we can always blame Trump or the Jews. I suggest we call it the "education caroussel of communism".

Minitrue wrote:The only solution is creating a special "anti - plagiarism -accusation" department on each university...

While it is already implicitly elucidated in your trailblazing study, the full name of that freshly discovered department should be something like Department of Fight Against RRRAAAAAcist, Sexist, Right-Wing (and Totally, like, Verboten) Creepy White Cracker Accusations of Plagiarism, korrekt?

If Ms. Mu Cha Cha had gotten herself a copy of ...............



she would have known to change 'HENCE' to 'SO' therefore avoiding suspicion of 'copy and paste'.

Who does she think she is? Ms. Mu Cha Cha Shakespeare?

"Hence what light through yonder window breaks"........

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... that [highlight=#000000].THESAURUS.[/highlight] ...

huh ‒ Comrades, Crumb-Syndrome once again?