"Facebook", announced Mr. Zuckerberg in a hastily rallied presser, "will from now on operate on a set of stringent rules - axioms, actually - to enforce korrektness of user transmissions."



"And here" said Mr. Zuckerberg, dropping a curtain, "our new FB Rules, the Axioms:"
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A1. Zuckerberg's posts are halal.
A2. Reposting halal posts is halal.
A3. S|X|He who posts only halal is halal.
A4. S|X|He who isn't halal is haram.
A5. S|X|He who is haram is Unperson.

"Such formal rigor" splained Mr. Zuckerberg "is imperative to once and for all squash any confusio-discombobulation in a time of universal fluidity and toximasculinous whitemanspreadativity."

And Mr. Zuckerberg added:
"After all, no algorithm can ever know whether:
... the (abstract) hen was before the (abstract) egg, or conversely?
... a glass, half and half filled with emptyness and happyness, is half-full or half-empty?
... a Mount of Sugar in bright Californian sun isn't also a Pile of --it with GONT™ as background?"

Flurry of camera flashes, frenzied questions...
Samples:
Q: ..? _"Why five? Not six, not four? Well, our expert, Dr. Nitupov-Axyomskiy, referred to stars."
Q: ..? _"Yes. Both are basic terms in A1-5. Yet the meaning of halal and haram is the usual."
Q: ..? _"What, Unpersons? Yes, we plan for Algorithm-84. Kickoff? Expect late January 2021."
Q: ...

Here the wimpy-nerdy frame of Mr. Z robotically half-pirouetted towards the exit.
"Duty calls," he faintly squeaked "so little time, so much crime.. haramcrime." And fled.

Exactly most equal GD.

State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer instructs that according to every (other) comrades sinful fallen nature other comrades need ruthless tyrant dictator or all kinds of lawless to axiom dictates could exist within expanding cosmos that must be brought to FIRM HEEL dog whistle

By simply applying the 10:10 Axiom, expanding cosmos could be 'Manifest Destinied' into civilization and production as quantifiably scored on the State-approved Justicemometer before next election. Onward!!

Forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
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