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Alabama's female governor is not a real woman

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Alabama has signed the nation's most heinous anti-abortion bill into law which denies women the right to exist and sets the clock back centuries. This new assault of Christian fundamentalist sharia on women's rights is supported, as usual, by white men.
We thought we were making our most cogent point with a meme pointing out that white males were behind Alabama's draconian law that executes women for existing.
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But far-right fascists of the Neo-Nazi wing of the Republican Party (please pardon the redundancy) gleefully point out that the anti-women's-health-access bill has been signed into law by Governor Kay Ivey, who is a woman.
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Nice try, Repugnantcans, nice try. Everybody sees plainly that she is white. White women have no right to comment on abortion unless they're in favor of it, because they don't know what it's like to be a woman. Only progressive women may comment on abortion because they know what it's like to be a woman. And the same goes for progressive men who speak in favor of abortion, because unlike other white men, progressive men also know what's it's like to be a woman.
How could a real woman sign a bill into law that punishes women for suffering the unexpected side-effects of recreational sex? Women have a right to sexual relations without the unwanted catastrophe of pregnancy. So do men who know what it's like to be a woman. Children have no right to be conceived, and the Constitution clearly protects a woman's right to have her unborn child torn out of her one limb at a time or to have the child's brains sucked out at birth. To think otherwise is to inflict unspeakable cruelty on women.
This governor doesn't understand that, and therefore she is not a woman. Remember that when some ignorant hayseed in a MAGA hat tells you otherwise.

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It seems that the Democrats have hitched their wagon to the political equivalent of the Donner Party. We'll see what happens.

Today's bill made the entire progosphere explode like a gigantic menstrual volcano. No offense to our female comrades: we all know that male progs menstruate as much as female progs, if not more.

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What fun is making those sky zombie believing Christians pay for the elimination of useless cells from a man, or woman's, uterus if we can't have frequent and celebratory expulsions of parasitic zygotes?

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Feelgood video of the day. This female prog is shocked by the fact she's being arrested for stealing a pro-life sign, when all she wanted was to throw it away and go back to the cafeteria, getting high-fives from the sisterhood of the traveling abortion dumpster.


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Yes! Red Square, the sister of the sisterhood of the traveling abortion dumpster is arrested. But praise Stalin, the taxpayers are still supplying the Professors teaching the sisterhood of the traveling abortion dumpster with monthly pay AND PENSION! Why taxpaying kulaks even pay salary of University Presidents and District Judges that keep the sisterhood of the traveling abortion dumpster going. And never forget that members of the community hosting the University will curse any taxpaying kulak who points to the folly of paying for own destruction for their intolerance in NOT wanting to pay for nihilism. !!!

That whole Cloward-Piven Strategy has been huge success in spreading the equality of poverty and destruction. Surely, GWONT is near!

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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That video! Oh, how I burn with anger at the oppression of a young woman who only wants to live a life without consequences. Is this really what we are? A fascist police state where women are beaten senseless by thugs with badges just for expressing themselves? The revolution begins next Monday! Tuesday is payback time for the fascists under the New World Order of the GWONT.

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Comrade Jenkem wrote:What fun is making those sky zombie believing Christians pay for the elimination of useless cells from a man, or woman's, uterus if we can't have frequent and celebratory expulsions of parasitic zygotes?
When the long awaited GWONT arrives, all men will have uteri, and we will call them uteruses.

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Video, that officer... You surprised? Seen how white that guy is?

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Video, that officer... You surprised? Seen how white that guy is?
Yes, he is excruciatingly white ! Fear not, our Supreme Court in 1973 ruled in Roe v Wade that a fetus is NOT HUMAN until the stroke of midnight in the 20th week of gestation. Until then, it is an untermenschen !! a kangaroo.Imagevia Imgflip Meme Generator


Fortunately, the left has updated that old timey thinking to say that a baby is NEVER a human being. The whole mysterious concept of two separate genomes being some kind of right wing radical misinformation.




After all, since the baby is totally dependent on the Mother for life giving nourishment she should be able to decide if it should live or die. That holds true until the fetus is 5 or 6 years old.

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This whole thing reminds me of our favorite kindergarten game: put two spiders in jar and force them to take opposing positions on the abortion debate.

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Yes, just wait until GWONT, when this Heroic Female Protestor For Liberty, Womens' Rights, and all that other stuff can Bravely Face The World by destroying this hateful sign, while the Sign Creator (ptui, ptui) - A "MAN" - Wouldn't ya know - would be arrested for abridging this Heroic Female's First Amendment Rights! (Of course, all of my fellow PeoplesCubers will recognize that this stupid "constitutional" claptrap is merely thrown in to divert those Nasty Deplorables in Fly-over states...)

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Baby in uterus a "person"? Baby out of birth canal a "person"? Three letters: nope n–o–p–e nope.
Only when baby, eyes beaming, declares "da, me pioneer proglodyte" - then it becomes a person.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... the fetus is 5 or 6 years ...
Just for final precision: "the clump of cells is 5 or 6 years", ja?

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Technically, the "clump of cells" is a parasite, no?

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Technically, the "clump of cells" is a parasite, no?
You bet, Komrade Ivan.
Just ask the Planet™, ask Klimate™ - zie will keenly confirm, shaking with fear, voice trembling.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:Baby in uterus a "person"? Baby out of birth canal a "person"? Three letters: nope n–o–p–e nope.
Only when baby, eyes beaming, declares "da, me pioneer proglodyte" - then it becomes a person.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... the fetus is 5 or 6 years ...
Just for final precision: "the clump of cells is 5 or 6 years", ja?
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Oh, look! Everybody's talking like there are only two sexes.

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Komissar al-Blogunov wrote:Oh, look! [highlight=#ffff00]Everybody[/highlight]'s talking like there are [highlight=#ffff00]only two sexes[/highlight].
O ja? "Everybody"?

Genosse Dummkopf wrote:... Just ask the Planet™, ask Klimate™ - [highlight=#ffff00]zie[/highlight] will keenly ...
I denounce your genderwise-subtextualitorious analphabetism!


(... and should you now intend to start a textually-intersectional show trial: no, I did not call you an "anal phabet"!)

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:I denonunce your genderwise-subtextualitorious analphabetism!

(... and should you now intend to start a textually-intersectional show trial: no, I did not call you an "anal phabet"!)
"It isn't really the pronunciation that bothers me." ~ Buster


It is alright! Alabama is not a real state! It is where Georgias pavement ends and Louisianas has not picked up.

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But...but...but...Comrades...what about this?? Something very Big Time Intersectuality happened and someone is wrong and needs to go to gulag.

Nurse mistakes pregnant transgender man as obese. Then, the man births a stillborn baby


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jackalopelipsky wrote:... someone is wrong and needs to go to gulag.

Nurse mistakes pregnant transgender man as obese. Then, the man births a stillborn baby
(vee Chermans might be weltmeisters in green (+islamigration), but no one beats Amerikan progness)
[right](= prog madness)[/right]

Yeah... Obvious transgendero-nationalhealthcareic intersectionality.

Alarming urgency for a new research field. Budgets! Departments! Administrations! Auditoria! Professorships! Tenures! Pencil sharpeners! Typewriters! Inter-Summits! UN! UN! UN!



Image The piece reads like delirious (and shabby) satire.
Or hallucinatoriously overwrought fakery.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... someone is wrong and needs to go to gulag.

Nurse mistakes pregnant transgender man as obese. Then, the man births a stillborn baby
(vee Chermans might be weltmeisters in green (+islamigration), but no one beats Amerikan progness)
[right](= prog madness)[/right]

Yeah... Obvious transgendero-nationalhealthcareic intersectionality.

Alarming urgency for a new research field. Budgets! Departments! Administrations! Auditoria! Professorships! Tenures! Pencil sharpeners! Typewriters! Inter-Summits! UN! UN! UN!



Image The piece reads like delirious (and shabby) satire.
Or hallucinatoriously overwrought fakery.

Exactly GD. There is simply not enough tax money and feelthink committees allocated to address this situation.
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549 over and out

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:.
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oans, zwoa, g'suffa!

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* hahaha



(bav.) oans, zwoa, g'suffa! = (de) eins, zwei, saufen! = (en) one, two, guzzle!

        Mystery item No. 1


You know what, we should invite Komradette Clara - see this!
Unless busting ellipsoidal cis-organs, she's such a sweet companion, oy!

Better yet - we ask Komrade Stakhanovets to throw this party in TB#2, for all !
And vee take zat ur-Bavarian dachsie (above), he vill giv us ze beers !

(and if Komrade Ivan happens to "unexpectedly" discover a stash of liquified beets...)

(can you imagine that much happyness, Komrades?)

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LOL! Most excellent post Comrade Genosse Dummkopf...


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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Technically, the "clump of cells" is a parasite, no?

Ivan the Stakhanovets, you say "parasite' like that was a bad thing. The NEW New Deal is fully pledged to pay parasites a living wage...so what's your point, Comrade-Dude?? Parasite got a constitutional right to be nurtured...just as they are...man...like have you ever thought about that? Comrade Stakhanovets-dude??

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:LOL! Most excellent post Comrade Genosse Dummkopf...


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Extreme forelock tug to Papa K. and the estimable Genosse Dummkopf!!

forelock tug again,
Jackalopelipsky


 
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