Insiders at The People's Cube have learned that Dear Leader has ordered the U.S. Navy to use more " environmentally - friendly " propulsion technologies, such as solar, wind and algae.
As a first step in his crusade, our Commander-In-Chief ( PBUH ) will preside over the unveiling of what he refers to as " Our Motherland's Newest Achievement "........
The Wind-Powered Stealth Submarine !
This sub is designed to sneak up on an enemy ( or allied )coastline .... without making any engine noise to give away its position. This radically different approach was conceived by President Obama's crack Science Team and Al Gore.
It is now possible to for the Navy to reduce CO2 emissions before launching its nuclear warheads ! In that, we can take great comfort and feel good about ourselves.
And isn't that really what matters ?
( Obama stated that after he wins his upcoming re-election, he's going to name this new submarine the " Red November " ) Catchy.
I wish Paul Ryan shaves a little bit of that bushy triangle in his front. Not all of it, but if he shaves like 30% of it, it would look great. I know that I'm being silly.
In addition to the ecological and the hygenic benefits, the People's Navy expects recreational benefits to be gained as powdered soap is more difficult to pick up in the shower.
So they say.
I see you have found Dear Leader's top secret Discovery Channel episode depicting how illegal Mexican drug smugglers transported their wares to the US back in Dear Leader's great great grandpappy's early choom days.
Of course it's reasonable to assume that even in 1775 YOU DIDN'T BUILD THAT!
And based upon the size, number and angle of the screws on the Turtle it would seem that Dear Leader is aware of the technology and is implementing it fully