A brilliant move to counter the counter revolutionary forces at their own game.

Needs some lipstick.

Opiate of the People wrote:Needs some lipstick.

That would be like putting lipstick on a ehhhh uhhh hmmmm OK nevermind.

Look at this picture and then look at the picture of KOS crying on CNN.

Separated at birth?

That is brilliant.
Of course, the makeover was planned long before Rove, or Bush, or whoever B_O is running against today, put that chick on the ticket.

Excellent work, Comrade Whoopie! But I think an important element was missing in your picture. Here's an improved look, calculated to woo offended female votes.

It's gonna take a helluva lotta lipstick.

Irony Curtain wrote:It's gonna take a helluva lotta lipstick.

or one cute pig.

Comrade_Elliott wrote:

Irony Curtain wrote:It's gonna take a helluva lotta lipstick.

or one cute pig.

Hilarious.

Oink we can believe in!

Why don't we stick to the original Sarah? I hate Obama. Geez!!

Opiate of the People wrote:Oink we can believe in!

I LOL'D!

Red Square wrote:Excellent work, Comrade Whoopie! But I think an important element was missing in your picture. Here's an improved look, calculated to woo offended female votes.

Comrade, I can not take credit for the artwork. To be fair, I merely found the photo in my wanderings. My original work always bears the Whoopie! logo.

I'd give credit where it's due, but the artist saw fit not to sign their work (good hair rendering).

Your addition of lipstick however put the icing on the cake (er, pig).

I especial like your choice of "Revolutionary Red". It accents the yellow of his eyes.

I wish I had known that. I usually don't put non-Cubist work in the headlines section. But I guess we'll have to let it stand for the GreaterGood(TM). Will the real author please stand up. What? Oh, God love you! Everybody else stand up for the real author!

In the meantime, another picture from a guy who doesn't stamp his work: Michael Asher

If you put lipstick on a Hollywood pinhead...

I can understand everyone in this picture, except Nosie O' Donnal(d), and I don't know why.

First Pupovich cured me of my outmoded penchant for blue eyeshadow; now Red Square has me throwing all my lipstick into the garbage.

I suppose the blusher is next, and I really need it to complement my reddened nose.

If this keeps up, I'll have no face left.

Needs a nice shade of Soviet Red lipstick

Red Square wrote: If you put lipstick on a Hollywood pinhead...

They all kinda look like vampires. For once, looks aren't deceiving.

Opiate of the People wrote:

Red Square wrote: If you put lipstick on a Hollywood pinhead...

They all kinda look like vampires. For once, looks aren't deceiving.

Hahahaha. . .

Down on the Collective Farm (ah, has it been but only a year since I drove the People's Tractor into town and found a new home in the bunker?) we had a similar saying: You can put lipstick on a pig, and it's still a pig, but not just a pig. It's the kind of pig you can take home to Mother.

There is an old ethnic joke which I will change slightly to fit the context. Stop me if you've heard this....

Comrade Boxer, Comrade Feinstein and Comrade Nancy were travelling together when their car broke down. They were out in the middle of nowhere and it was getting dark so they decided to seek shelter at a nearby farm. They ask the farmer if he has any place they can sleep and he tells them he has room for two in the house but the other would have to sleep in the barn with his livestock. So, Comrade Boxer volunteers to take the barn. A few minutes later there is a knock on the door; the farmer answers it and it's Comrade Boxer. She says, "I can't sleep there, there is a pig there and I find their smell disgusting." So, Comrade Feinstein volunteers to take the barn but a few minutes later there is another knock on the door of the house. The farmer answers and it's Comrade Feinstein, who says "I can't sleep there, there is a cow out there and it is farting; it's disgusting." So Comrade Nancy has to take the barn but a few minutes later there is another knock on the door; the farmer again answers it but this time it's the cow and the pig.

The moral of the story? When your approval rating is that low, not even livestock want to sleep with you.

I love the ©AP still in the corner.

Lipstick psychosis

Red Square wrote:Excellent work, Comrade Whoopie! But I think an important element was missing in your picture. Here's an improved look, calculated to woo offended female votes.

I find that the tingle that crawls up Chris Matthew's leg has taken hold of my own.

Two enthusiastic thumbs up! uh, oh..wait a second. Those may not be thumbs.

LMAO!!!! This is a brilliant political move on Comrade Obama's part!!! As a fringe benefit, he could lock up the trans-gendered vote!!!

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He is secure in his metrosexuality.

REAL LIVE PIG WITH LIPSTICK ACTUALLY FOUND!

Irony Curtain wrote:REAL LIVE PIG WITH LIPSTICK ACTUALLY FOUND!

Now it's my turn to return the "hilarious" comment comrade.

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:

Opiate of the People wrote:Needs some lipstick.

That would be like [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]putting lipstick on a ehhhh uhhh hmmmm OK nevermind[/HIGHLIGHT].

I'll say it for you..."lipstick on an asshole"

that's what you were thinking, right???

Oh, my...what a visual...

I added a bit more to it..

Truly this shows how progressive Comrade Barry is.

POLL SHOWS WHITE OBAMA DOWN 47.7%

Posted by Michael Asher on Monday, September 22, 2008 2:56:23 PM

Red Square wrote:POLL SHOWS WHITE OBAMA DOWN 47.7%

Posted by Michael Asher on Monday, September 22, 2008 2:56:23 PM

Good Lord. It appears that my theory on the existence of giant Oompa Loompas has been confirmed. I shall slap this in the face of that dirty capitalist demon Wonka.
Once again, the leg tingle returns. Of course that may just be a sugar rush.

Damn! Obama changes his ethic group! What's next? Fat, Socialist, Film makers, join the NRA?

Stalin for Time wrote:Look at this picture and then look at the picture of KOS crying on CNN.

Separated at birth?

I like the new haircut. It looks like they used a bayonet.

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Damn! Obama changes his ethic group! What's next? Fat, Socialist, Film makers, join the NRA?

Exibit A.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Damn! Obama changes his ethic group! What's next? Fat, Socialist, Film makers, join the NRA?

Exibit A.

Oh shit! Hell just froze over!!!

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