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Barry Does the Tango (yet again)


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Let me see if I understand this:

Capitalism is like tango, and socialism is like twerking, and the difference is mostly a matter of taste.

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Red Square wrote:Let me see if I understand this:

Capitalism is like tango, and socialism is like twerking, and the difference is mostly a matter of taste.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Kapitalism is like opera - hard to understand, bourgeois, and only rich people like it. Socialism is like a peep show - easy to enjoy, perfectly proletarian, but it never lasts as long as you wish it would.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Red Square wrote:Let me see if I understand this:

Capitalism is like tango, and socialism is like twerking, and the difference is mostly a matter of taste.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Kapitalism is like opera - hard to understand, bourgeois, and only rich people like it. Socialism is like a peep show - easy to enjoy, perfectly proletarian, but it never lasts as long as you wish it would.
So Socialism is desiring something that even in your wildest dreams will elude you?

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Biff Henderson wrote:
Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Red Square wrote:Let me see if I understand this:

Capitalism is like tango, and socialism is like twerking, and the difference is mostly a matter of taste.

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Kapitalism is like opera - hard to understand, bourgeois, and only rich people like it. Socialism is like a peep show - easy to enjoy, perfectly proletarian, but it never lasts as long as you wish it would.
So Socialism is desiring something that even in your wildest dreams will elude you?

Komrade Biff, That IS the point of Next Tuesday, is it not?

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Komrade Biff, That IS the point of Next Tuesday, is it not?
Comrade Stierlitz,

I am a but a simple prole without title or commission whose ration is dependent on stomping standing from neck to neck of shoulder to shoulder with my comrades. My commitment to the promise of Next Tuesday™ being fulfilled won't permit me to speculate when I will partake in dismantling the tent show when so much more needs to be accomplished for the Greater Good™.

Comrade Biff

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Red Square wrote:Let me see if I understand this:

Capitalism is like tango, and socialism is like twerking, and the difference is mostly a matter of taste.

Capitalism is like Fred Astaire who you happily pay to see, socialism is like Obama who forces you to pay, and communism is "Dance sucker, Dance" blam! blam! blam!



 
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