Great Leader, our own little Prince Barry, Leader of the World, and his loyal troll followers, are pushing a radio campaign designed to make *freaking fools out of the reichwingers on talk radio. Please, dearest comrades, read the following tip and you to can be party of Barry Boondoggle Busting Blowhards!

CALLING TIPS

• Be polite, respectful, and clear. Remember, you represent Organizing for America. (clue words for communist subversive. Glorious!)
  
• How radio stations will connect you will depend on the show. Some radio shows may connect you right away, but most will take your name and basic info and put you on hold. You may or may not be able to hear the broadcast on the show while you're waiting. You may hear the radio host say something like, "Hello, we have *your name (some prefer to say "insert your name") on the line with us."
  
• Some hosts may challenge your views. Stay calm and firm. (please, do not behave like Keister Olbermannski or Chris Mattphew) Sharing a personal story about how health reform affects you and your family is a great way to show the importance and urgency of health reform. (such sad sad stories like being forced to use grandpa's used condoms or Uncle Farley's left over heroine needs, is most touching!)
  
• If you can't get through, don't worry! If the show you call is busy or not accepting calls at the moment you call in, simply click "Give me another show" to find another.

DISCUSSION POINTS

These points are only to provide extra information and suggestions. Your personal story will make the most compelling message.

• For most Americans, their health care plan covers too little and costs too much. Far too many people delay or even skip the care they need because they simply can't afford it.
  
• The plan the President laid out includes the largest health care tax cut (spit spit cough cough!) for middle class families in history and makes coverage more affordable for tens of millions of families and small business owners and expands coverage to over 31 million Americans who are currently uninsured.
  
• This plan will give millions of Americans new choices in health insurance by making coverage more affordable, ending the denial of coverage for pre-existing conditions, putting power in the hands of consumers instead of insurance companies and providing one of the largest tax cuts in history while also reducing our national deficit.
  
• Reform couldn't be more urgent – just this month consumers in California were told their premiums could go up as much as 39 percent.
  
• Too many in Washington are now saying that we should delay or give up on reform entirely, but Americans understand the stakes for our economy and our lives, and we want DEMAND action.

courtesy of our comrades at: radio.barackobama.com

It was all in the 50 5 yr. plan!

Of course we must have health-care reform. And after that we need to reform how people dress. Don't you find it simply irritating that people don't dress right? The government needs to make sure that people are not offensive in their dress. To that end I propose that we appoint Karen Walker (the monster of <i>Will and Grace</i>) as fashionista czarina.

She will decree that Chanel and Zegna are simply unnecessary for the masses and that nothing looks better than either hospital scrubs or potato sacks. So America will be full of people who are healthy enough to pay taxes dressed warmly enough not to die while working, while eating food which has been recommended for us as not being harmful.

And if anyone has a single idea left in his head, it will be removed by Jiffy-Lobo.

Fraulein,

The local fascist talk radio station's phone# is now on speed dial. I will begin to harrass the likes of Beck (SPIT!), Limbaugh(SPIT! SPIT! SPIT!) and Hannity(SPIT! SPIT!) as well as the local Republithug wannabes. We must all do our fair share in helping Dear Leader pass The Glorious Health Care plan.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

You make my heart go pitty pat, dearest comrade. There's nothing as glorious as seeing the collective ban together to stop the tomfoolery and bigoted shenanigans that transpire on yak yak radio. El Rushbo Limbaugh is one of the worst.

Good dialing.. good button pushing!

Heil, Obam!

We must have the fairness doctrine. When I listen to my favorite Mike Malloy things are so relaxed. He'll play commercials, then a song, then more commercials, and then a song, and then he'll sigh seismically a couple of times, make outrageous entirely just accusations, and then wish death on Republicans.

He should not be controlled but Rush should be.

(Pinkie off)

I was just over at OFA to check this out, and at the time of my visit, Dr. Laura Schlessinger was the "featured" radio host we're supposed to call with our compelling sob stories.

If these people ever bothered to do their homework, they'd know her whole show is based on people calling in with their sob stories, and more often than not she turns things around on them by forcing them to (gasp) take personal responsibility for their problem--which is why she's so reviled by the Left.

As for this little nugget from the OFA page:

Be polite, respectful, and clear. Remember, you represent Organizing for America.

In the first place, you do not have to be a registered member of OFA to do this. It's open to anyone. An inmate in a mental institution down in Paraguay can do this if he or she has a telephone and Internet access in their padded cell.

Secondly and more importantly, I'm all for being polite, respectful and clear just on general principle, but as for representing OFA--excuse me.

This is the United States of America, a nation founded on the inherent belief in and desire for individual freedom.

Therefore, when I air my views, those views are my own, and may not necessarily reflect the views of OFA or the DNC or the RNC or The People's Cube or the local Moose Lodge or even my spousal unit. My views are my own.

I represent myself.

I speak for myself.

I think for myself.

Because I'm an American.

I am no one's tool--least of all, a tool of Obama's re-election campaign because that's exactly what Organizing for (a socialist) America is.

(Pinkie on)

Now who wants to get whacked with a shovel?

Ahh Pinkie, (sigh)

I will receive the shovel blow. Hit me with it! This may be as close as I ever get to the image of true progressive womynhood!

I remain,
Your Dr. Chicago

I can't wait to buy an Obama Schnause.

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Commis Pinkie,
I fear you have missed their point... " being polite, respectful and clear". These liberals must be reminded of these little things, that so many of us 'mean, nasty, rightwing teabagging morons', take for granted as human beings. I've seen and heard comments coming from liberal protesters and some who call into shows. Their demeanor is or can be, very aggressive, defensive, offensive and rude. Thus, the "reminder".

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Damn!

Are you sure Fraulein?
I thought it was code.
" being polite, respectful and clear" was code for 'mean, nasty, rightwing teabagging morons'.

They've been sending signals in the clear for years and that's all I've been receiving.

Did I say years? I meant decades.

Rush Limbaugh

Hello Joe from Delaware, welcome to open line Friday. I understand you want to tell us all about Obama Care.


Vice Captain Underpants

Hi. Uh... Thanks Rush. I just wanted to put in my two cents about Obama Care.

For most Americans, their health care plan covers too little and costs too much. Far too many people delay or even skip the care they need because they simply can't afford it.


Rush Limbaugh

Is that right? I've never heard that before. Can you elaborate on that? You seem to know a great deal about the subject. Tell us all about plans that cover too little and cost too much. It's good to have a caller that's on top of the facts. Tell us all about these plans.


Vice Captain Underpants

Ahhh... Huh?

(Captain Underpants, he wants to know more. What do I say? What do I say now?)


Captain Underpants

(Just stick with the script, Joe. Sheesh...)


Vice Captain Underpants

The plan the President laid out includes the largest health care tax cut for middle class families in history and makes coverage more affordable for tens of millions of families and small business owners and expands coverage to over 31 million Americans who are currently uninsured.


Rush Limbaugh

That sound great, Joe. Health Care tax cuts. Everyone likes tax cuts. Tell us about these tax cuts. You seem to know all about it. Tell us more. I think everyone listening would appreciate it if you could tell us what you actually know about these tax cuts.


Vice Captain Underpants

Well, uhhh... I don't see anything here on the script about that.

(Captain Underpants, he isn't challenging my views - he's interested. He wants me to know more! What do I say?)

Captain Underpants

(Hang up, Joe. Get off the phone.)


Vice Captain Underpants

Hang up, Joe. Get off the phone.


Rush Limbaugh

What was that?

Earth to Joe. Are you there?


Vice Captain Underpants

-Click-


Rush Limbaugh

Are there any adults on the Left?

Laika, o m goooodness, I could be wrong and you correct!! Code makes much more sense, does it not! Your logic is beyond compare.

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COMRADE RADIO, THAT WAS INDEED, PRICELESS!

Joe from Delaware sounded clean and articulate, did he not?
I just feel this overwhelming empathy for his personal healthcare story.
Clearly there is a lack of mental healthcare professionals in the USA and he's been waiting in line for years. We have to fix this immediately before there are anymore stories like Joe from Delaware.
It's the same for heating oil. If it wasn't for Joe from Massachusetts and Hugo from Caracas there would be people freezing in the northeast because of the horrible global warming they've been having.

Comrades, I tried and tried to get through to Rushitler today without success. I had my script all ready. It was a masterpiece of subtly:

I've been a lifelong Republican and listened you for over 40 years...

But I'm so angry at these stinkin' Tea Baggers and retarded Republicans for obstructing Obama's glorious plan to save us trillions of dollars while providing FREE medical care to all the sick children and their illegal alien parents. And let me add that I hate Nazi thugs like you, Beck and Hannity who spread hate on the airwaves and incite bitter clinger trailer trash to commit acts of violence. I hope you all die horrible deaths. Oh, and death to Cheney, Palin and Capitalism.

Hehehehe...I woulda totally fooled 'em

Whoopie, that's pretty good but you could say that your parents were lifelong Republicans. Surely that would have added verisimilitude.

I would personally add, "Death to Burke and Hayek and Friedman! Oh! They're already dead! Dig them up, strangle them, and bury them again!"

I hope someone who calls in to one of these vile shows mentions that Obama's healthcare plan will enable everyone's cat or dog to poop coins which will enable the animal's companion to pay their healthcare premiums. No, that's not actually in any of the bills but I hope someone who calls in mentions it.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:DISCUSSION POINTS
These points are only to provide extra information and suggestions. Your personal story will make the most compelling message.

• For most Americans, their health care plan covers too little and costs too much. Far too many people delay or even skip the care they need because they simply can't afford it.
  
• The plan the President laid out includes the largest health care tax cut (spit spit cough cough!) for middle class families in history and makes coverage more affordable for tens of millions of families and small business owners and expands coverage to over 31 million Americans who are currently uninsured.
  
• This plan will give millions of Americans new choices in health insurance by making coverage more affordable, ending the denial of coverage for pre-existing conditions, putting power in the hands of consumers instead of insurance companies and providing one of the largest tax cuts in history while also reducing our national deficit.
  
• Reform couldn't be more urgent – just this month consumers in California were told their premiums could go up as much as 39 percent.
  
• Too many in Washington are now saying that we should delay or give up on reform entirely, but Americans understand the stakes for our economy and our lives, and we want DEMAND action.

courtesy of our comrades at: radio.barackobama.com

We must not only use the above talking discussion points whenever we call in to these radio shows, we must repeat them over and over to ourselves, and everyone we meet, until they become the Current Truth, especially the part about the middle class health care tax cut, as if we are now paying some kind of exorbitant middle class health care tax.

Fraulein Pulloskies,

I must say your looking lovely as usual. Congrats on your first Blog author post! You've been moving up the ranks and we in the Inner Party always take notice of a prole Comrade who exhibits the potential to be a great long-term contributor to the collective!Not to mention also a fine future candidate for a show-trial, better start watching your back Fraulien you'll never know when we decided to get the goods on you.Hail Obama,

Psst.....[HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff] Inner Party members, I know she ain't exactly easy on the eyes but enough vodka will fix that one, but we really need to keep our eyes on this one.[/HIGHLIGHT][HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff]
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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote: Psst.....[HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff] Inner Party members, I know she ain't exactly easy on the eyes but enough vodka will fix that one, but we really need to keep our eyes on this one.[/HIGHLIGHT]

Spending a lifetime hanging out (no pun intended) at nudist resorts tends to produce dark leathery skin with fine wrinkles, the result of constant exposure to the sun. But that just adds to her credibility in my book (the wanton nudism, not the wrinkles).

Commodore Snoogie Woogums~
I'm sure I will appreciate your kind thoughts and words (cough cough) over a bottle of the People's Vodka.

Comrade Whoopie, what a commendable job. How I envy your ability to consider calling that nasy Rushshitler.

Comrade Whoopie wrote: Spending a lifetime hanging out (no pun intended) at nudist resorts tends to produce dark leathery skin with fine wrinkles, the result of constant exposure to the sun. But that just adds to her credibility in my book (the wanton nudism, not the wrinkles).

I've noticed this effect in people who work outside a lot in the summer, such as landscapers. I've often wondered about their dark leathery skin but now I understand why they have it; all landscapers spend lots of time hanging out at nudist resorts!

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Of course we must have health-care reform. And after that we need to reform how people dress. Don't you find it simply irritating that people don't dress right? The government needs to make sure that people are not offensive in their dress. To that end I propose that we appoint Karen Walker (the monster of <i>Will and Grace</i>) as fashionista czarina.

She will decree that Chanel and Zegna are simply unnecessary for the masses and that nothing looks better than either hospital scrubs or potato sacks. So America will be full of people who are healthy enough to pay taxes dressed warmly enough not to die while working, while eating food which has been recommended for us as not being harmful.

And if anyone has a single idea left in his head, it will be removed by Jiffy-Lobo.

Comrade Theocritus,

Your wish has already been granted, at least in the greater municipalities. Yes, it has. As we have managed to keep all progs in the adolescent stage, they fiercely adhere to acceptable dress styles, like scrubs, and potato sacks. And God forbid, any individuality comes out (except during Rodeo Days here in Houston--you must forgive them-their sequined belts and cowboy shoes are sure to blind the eye--and temporarily make one think that individuality still exists).

Being the humble prog that I am, I never dress individually. On the weekends I wear a black tee-shirt and black-warm-up pants. And shoes. It is not a handsome costume but why should I detract from other people?

Because I'm so fucking humble.

Oh, I wouldn't expect anything less from you, Comrade Theocritus. Of course, you are humble.

There are black scrubs, too, for summer days.

You aren't able to see me on my WebCam, are you? Because that is exactly what I have on, too. And, I can't tell you how humble I am.

Humility becomes us, Leninka. Because it's so hard. We're made progs which means that we have reached upper levels of enlightenment. And therefore humility is just something to affect.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Humility becomes us, Leninka. Because it's so hard. We're made progs which means that we have reached upper levels of enlightenment. And therefore humility is just something to affect.

This is what I ascribe to dear fellow comrades! You two do so inspire! We must never forget who we are and where we came from... greatest is hard to come by, after all. Humility is our password into the MENSA world of Progressives.

This is how Dear Leader came to power. It was through his humility.

Dear O'Leader is the only person on earth who doesn't have to be humble--after all, when you've spent less time training for your job than Jesus did, and you're the world's smartest man, then humility is a word you blow by at Mach 2.

Dear O'Leader can look down his nose lying down.

But Leninka, it was his ability to make others feel that they were engaged in a great, selfless undertaking which would benefit all of mankind, and not be for one person but be for everyone. He made all of us Progs feel so humble just to be part of it.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:...

But Leninka, it was his ability to make others feel that they were engaged in a great, selfless undertaking which would benefit all of mankind, and not be for one person but be for everyone. He made all of us Progs feel so humble just to be part of it.

I'M FEEL'N IT, I'M FEEL'N IT! Praise be the great Obam! (spit spit)