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Bill Kristol discovers his inner comrade

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Bill Kristol posted that he has embraced his Inner Socialist.

Kristol is a political analyst and commentator, and the founder and editor-at-large of the The Weekly Standard.

He is also one of Obama's favorite "conservatives." He and Obama broke bread at the home of syndicated columnist George Will. Among the guests were Bill Kristol, New York Times columnist David Brooks ("I know Obama will be a great President by the crease in his pants"), and Charles Krauthammer of the Washington Post.

Never Trumper Bill Kristol has finally admitted publicly what we knew to be true all along - he's a prog.

In fact, he is a prog with a multiple inner-comrades syndrome. According to his recent Tweet, "The GOP tax bill's bringing out my inner socialist. The sex scandals are bringing out my inner feminist. Donald Trump and Roy Moore are bringing out my inner liberal. WHAT IS HAPPENING?"

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Don't worry, comrade Kristol. In progressive psychiatry, everyone is allowed to have one or more inner comrades (as long as they comply with Party-approved diversity quotas for oppressed minorities). This way you can speak the Current Truth™ on any given day without ever contradicting yourself due to the abundance of inner comrades with varying opinions.

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At least one of Kristol's inner comrades happens to be an "unembarrassedly old-fashioned" Marxist and a member of the internationalist ruling elite, who is shocked by the "vulgar" idea that an American president would proclaim America First:

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Will The Weekly Standard now be renamed The Weekly Double Standard?


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These visual props illustrate the concept of inner comrades without accounting for multiplicity (the actual chart will look more like broccoli).

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The Islamic world's inner comrades look somewhat different, but it's the same concept.

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For more information, see...

My Multiple Inner Comrades™ Syndrome


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Bill Kristol wrote:WHAT IS HAPPENING?
We know what is happening. Ever since Bill Kristol was implanted with a telepathic People's Cube transmitter by our agent, Mrs. Red Square, he has been directly mind-linked with Laika the Space Dog, who orbits the Earth for just this kind of operations.

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This happened during the 2013 National Review Summit titled, "The Future of Conservatism."

Infiltrating National Review Summit: Mission Accomplished

In fact, our mission was so successful that every single paleo-conservative thought-master we have entrapped at that rather costly and flamboyant "The Future of Conservatism" summit has later become a never-Trumper, promoting a conservative non-future.

The only ones who remained immune were Mark Steyn and our old acquaintance from New York, James Taranto of WSJ. They must have been in possession of the secret GOP jamming technology.

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At the junction of WHAT IS HAPPENING? and The Weekly Double Standard and National Review (Summitally Infiltrated, heh heh), a transatlantic remark: analogous Trump-wave-induced discombobulation HAPPENED to National Review (ja?). BTW, is it National Squint Revue by now?

NRO: sharp-witted allrounder Mark Steyn gone (squeezed out, in the wake of Michael "Peace Nobel Prize in Global Warminsk" Mann's judicial huff-'n-puffery), acerbic John "Derb" Derbyshire long gone (fired, after his plainspoken The Talk), brilliant Thomas Sowell recently retired (may Creator bless him with longevity in good health).
Of reliably conservative minds remained in NRO - seems - only: bright VDH (Victor Davis Hanson) plus Andy McCarthy (when not plunging to deep into lawyerly minutiae).



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Comrade Red Square, am I to believe that the glass you are holding is not beet juice? Comrade, I would caution you to avoid such jingoistic displays of drinking sinister elixir during these ceremonies, as it may provoke angry outbursts from the newly formed inner discovery crowd. It is well known that the CIA has thousands of hour's worth of video tapes documenting the brutal torture of innocent taste buds that traversed the scorching wastelands of Washington.

While Mr. Kristol has made some tough choices between attending a Daily Kos convention, upgrading the hydraulics on his inner progressive or getting down on one knee, I would recommend a double ration of beet juice just to make sure that your taste buds aren't disenfranchised and polish that veneer of political optimism.


 
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