There was a most interesting Air America broadcast, which waffled it's melodious sounds through the gulag this very morning. The topic was Moolsimicker MoolsimickMuslimic womanhood and their burkas. The guest woman speaking was saying when people meet on the street (of course this could apply to meetings in gardens, Gulag Bar Market or torture center), it is important to see the face and facial expressions of personages, to completely understand what is conveyed by meeter and meetees. This made much sense, does it not?!

When I run into total strangers with my bicycle or poke someone in the foot with heavy beet rod, I can instantly see the angerness fly across their face, as their eyes get very close and beady. Have you not experienced this, too? This is "conveying" emotional responses, important in inter-communications.

Talking woman's point of topic was the unfairness when meeting Muslimic woman on the street and she can see your anger, hostile face (if you are a white Christian Republipuke) or your sweet, un-judging acceptance if you're a glorious Progressive!

So I was thinking pondering a thought idea:

What if all caring, empathetic, benevolence Progressives use a mask to greet Muslims? Would the Muslimic womanhood instantly feel accepted, unafraid and at ease? Would this make compassionate Progressives on compassionate equal base with devoted Muslim?

I am not sure, so that is why I am posing this question to comrades on equality assessment™.

Here are a few suggestions of compassion mask for greetings for your contemplations or to make glorious suggestions:

Do you feel the compassion???!!

Wonderful, Comrade! While other media outlets waste time with trivialities like nations going bankrupt, huge oil slicks and terrorist attacks man-made disasters involving old cars and fertilizer, Air America is out there dealing with issues that are TRULY important like whether we look hostile to someone who's covering their face. This is why Air America is almost as popular as CNN!

Yes comrade, they do make a good point here. Perhaps the best solution is the most progressive one- equity of results?

Perhaps, our most Great Leader, Papa Obama, could just dictate that everyone (men & women) wears a burka!


For some this could really help

Ahhh... Fraulein you to pose the interesting problem most facing the womens of my home country when they to meet with the not burkha wearers.

To wear or not to wear the burkha, that is the question (I just take words of Comrade Shakes-his-spear to better convey dilemma message)

But having much knowledge in all things burkha-ish, I just to say it so easy to know what emotion of expression to be expressed by the womens who choose of their own freedoms to wear the burkhas and to even know what types they are to be like.

Now take to note how simple to know what burkha wearer to be feeling and expressing. I to give you very simple example to begin learning. In example below, these womens are to be of the feeling of COLD. Can you to see what I mean?


You to see how easy to be of knowing? Good. Now to one a little bit of the harder.

Can you to tell me what the burkha wearer below to be feeling?


Very good, Fraulein... she to have the feeling of HUNGER. She is not to be of the eating of the bread she is to sell because then there would be no monies for the husband to use for his buying of the freedom fighting equipment so she to be of hunger instead.

Now next image may be of more difficult but how for you to learn if you to not make the effort with the subtle nuance of the burkha wearer and so to become more equal of understanding?


Oh my, Fraulein!! You are to be too good of the student to have known such the answer as to what above burkha wearer to be feeling. You are korrekt one more time because you to know she is of feeling of the impatient with the stoopid mens who keep to dawdle when she in serious need of the use of the shrub washroom. How to she relieve herself when the mens being so too rude and want to watch as she makes for the movement? This very big problem in the home country for the young burkha wearers and that is we to see so many burkha wearers be outing in pairs or more.

Now I to give you last image to study so you to know fully to read expression of the burkha wearers.


Ooops. Sorry Frau, she is not being of the confident nature. In fact.... I happen to know who she is! Yes, I am of certainty I know of that womens and I to tell you she is a bitch... I mean a not nice womens. She think she so much pretty than all the other womens because of how well she to wear the burkha. And she is so fast to spread the gossips. You can to see that in her step now that I to point that out, is that not korrect, Frau? Yes, I knew you to be of seeing she the town gossip and like to make troubles for all the other womens in the village.

I am of hoping I have now to make it easy for all the peoples to know what expressions the burkha wearers are to be giving.

Excellent deductions Comrade Mrs Al Czarweary. Of course, being a longtime dweller in the land of Burkas and Dirkas, Burka Burka, Dirka Dirka (pay no attention to me - I only know language I learn in evil capitalist movies).

Comrade Fraulein,

It's good to hear that Air America is still on the air, airing progressive beliefs and reverence to burkas. Of course, I'm looking forward to the day when the entire USSA is turned into an Islamic/Progressive/Communist paradise of the highest order. Just think of all the magnificent art work and inventions that will come out of this. And I won't have to comb my ratty hair when I leave the house, anymore, that is, if I am allowed to leave the house.

Dear Comarde Mrs. Al, once again you have proved how gloriously educated you is are in such 'Burka Betty' matters (I make a joke. ha ha). I hope we all study photos in hopes of gleaming true understanding of emotions of Muslim womanhood. I am still making decision on Muslim Appreciate Mask.
I am confused to this photo of woman digging in beet field. Is she dying of laughter of having gas pains, I do wonder? But is it not glorious that so many comrades help her dig!

Ahhhhh.... I to know story of woman in beet field. You are of almost korrektness as to her condition. This poor woman was victim of eating Gonad Goat Soup. As I was of telling before, Goat Gonad Soup is soup of the mens. Now though Goat Gonad Soup does make for robustness in the mens, all it does for the womens is to make for terrible explosive movements. Yes, that is so. This poor woman was to mix up the Goat Gonad Soup of the mens and Camel Hump Soup of the womens. She did so because she so poor she to be illiterate and could not to read contents in the two different pots korrektly. So she to ladle Goat Gonad Soup into her bowl and Camel Hump Soup into the bowl of her husband. So then after the eating of the soup the poor woman began to be of feeling the robustness swirl inside of the gut and soon after the explosion began. ALA ZEG!! What a mess was to be in her cave! And the movement was not to be stopping so all they can to do for her is to be quick of the half bosy submerge to the explosiveness could be taken into the earth.

I am happy to say the womans was to suffer for only the two days. And when she was to be lifted there appeared a big tunnel from all the gases that were also to be coming from her. And in the tunnel was there to be finding iron ore and the village was much happy because they then had the iron to make the more shovels. So all was to be of good coming from terrible mistake.

As for the husband, he was to suffer from slight case of man boobs.

Thank you for your explanation of Fraulein's photo. And here I thought it was some kind of fun Muslim Mother's Day celebration. Was I ever mistaken.

MAN BOOBS. Sweet fancy gulags, Mrs. Al, that must be Pamela Anderson's bro.

Muslim Mummy Day, what an absolutely glorious idea that is, dear Leninka... perhaps in early September? I make a glorious ham!

Samsung may have a workaround for this equality assessment ™ problem opportunity.

Do you recall these amazing x-ray glasses?


Did you know that there is at least one x-ray camera phone? (I have seen images of these phones online but did not believe that they were real - they are!)

The Samsung BURKA 2000 ™


As you can see - the resolution is quite good.

In fact - it may be too good at times.


Don't be tempted to buy an earlier model (the Samsung BURKA 1000 ™ ) - you won't be happy with the results.

Oh my... an Eve St Laurent burkha! Where is it I can to get me one of those? I like to be of the lastest fashion.

Comrade Puton, you have revealed the most revealings of all! I blush with the thought of being over exposure... all those peeping eye, absorbing my well endowments. I am so thankful that Comrade Reid in on the job. He causes most frighteninghoodedness, is he not?!

Mrs. Al, you would be most becoming in Eve St Laurent, except is would cover such a glorious beard.

Frau, you can never to be of overexposedness. And now that you have such bright red cube to be of cover of cleavage I am sure the mens will be of even more excitment over you. It is like the tease so many mens to be of liking.

As for ESL burkha, AKKKKK!!!! I am of putting on glasses and to see not ESL but the Louis Vuitton!!! How I to make such dummy miss take. Ala zeg.... silly under-wives will be of the laughing should they to uncover such mistake from me. Hmmm... I can to go back to the editing board and can to fix such thing.... should I should not... should I should not..... OH! I am of finding answer. I to find Colonel 7.62 to create wormhole so no peoples to ever see such thing! Now what for him to possibly be wanting of me for such simple fix? hmmmmmm.............

oooh, take caucious warning on Worm Hole, Mrs. Al. Just making sure it is not an eel! Man had a every unfortunate experience with recent ell interlude, which he was loving too much. He is not organ donor! (the man, not the eel).

I just discovered that there is an application to replace the burka - I wonder why?

That was a close call, Comrade Putout.

Mrs Al Czarweary,

I have been pondering and pondering the image below, and for the life of me, I can't figure out what this woman is doing or thinking. Can you help?

Comrade Leninka, I wonder if perhaps her shading tent collapsed over her? Or possibly her burka shrunk during laundry? It could be, that under doctors orders for some serious fungus infection, she needs sun, aka vit. D, on her toes?

AKKKKK!!!! Leninka!! That no womans under burkha... that is MANS!! And not just any mans. It is SEC worker looking at the porno on his laptop!!! See how he to put burkha over laptop top so when he ....um... how to be of discreet.... um... plays with joystick no one would be of the wiser knowing. That is most disgusting image. Now I must to wash out eyes with bleach.

But first... Comrade Putout I am of much interest on how to aquire such the beautiful LV and now the red burkha. Such pretty burkhas makes for feeling a bit of the homesick.

"playing with joystick".... oh dear! Just made me spit the People's Red Coffee out of my mouth.
Pass the bleach...........

What is the puppy doing under the red burka??

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:AKKKKK!!!! Leninka!! That no womans under burkha... that is MANS!!

But Mrs. Al, it is traditional for mens of your tribes to don the burka. There is no shame in this. It is said that Osama himself has done this many times. Even the late, great leader of Iraq did it.


And sometimes dressed as a bride to be (although I wonder if this was to make good an escape or because he really was about to be married).

Puppy? I not to see puppy of red burkha wearer.

What I am to see is naughty male child of red burkha wearer had been to put knot in her garment and when she to be of putting on burka it is to be the knot that make for immodest viewing of body. Red burkha wearer should to be of the boxing of her male children's ear. The womens of today are not of knowing how to make for good discipline anymore.

Comrade Whoopie... I am not in being of opposition to burkha wearing mens. But I am not of liking for them to use as tents for joystick playing. It to make a mess on burkha. Have you to ever have to wash out such mess from burkha? Hmmm? Have you to ever been of seeing the staining it to leave behind? And then what when the womans to wear burkha again.... because all burkha wearing mens always to take from womens closets and never to use their own burkhas when they to play with the joysticks on their laptops. It so most embarrassing to be on girly outing and having big joystick spillage stain on front of burkha. They are of much costing for most the poor womans who can only be affording of the one burkha. And then to have joystick spillage stains and all the girly friends are of knowing what the mens of that houseold are being UP to.... such shame for the womens. The mens are just of not knowing how this to be making for the feeling of the womens.

Mrs. Al, I do understand what you are expressing. Club soda works well in most cases, except on blue stained dresses. (Pres. Mr. Clinton had a run in (no pun intended) with a blue dress stain and club soda, evidently did not work well). I did not know this was such a burka related problem with burka womanhood. Maybe reading more books would be called for? War and Peace?

oops, my mistake. I thought I saw a puppy nose but on second and third peek, that is no puppy peeking.

Here in the West we do not judge women by the color of their burka. The thing men find most attractive about a woman is how hard she works for her man. Nothing is sexier than a woman on her knees scrubbing the floor. Here are a few examples.

Comrade Whoopie, you are truly a forward looking progressive Progressive. You must have all kinds of womanhoods waiting in line to scrub your floors and clear your trinkets. I am sure burka woman wants her lovely burka to be taken note of and the loveliness of her eyes, but you can also see beyond material things.

Comrade Whoopie, it good to see you are having the many wives just as my husband to have. You must also be of having the very big... what is word... dasha? as you are to be having two of the food preparation areas.

It's true Mrs. Al, I do have a very big...dacha, which keeps my many wives very busy working to satisfy me.

Comrade Putout wrote:

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Only now do I see this!

I don't remember when you were able to take that picture, perhaps at a rally for Women's unrights in the far east?

Please refresh my memory comrade.

Comrade Putout wrote:
Did you know that there is at least one x-ray camera phone? (I have seen images of these phones online but did not believe that they were real - they are!)

The Samsung BURKA 2000 ™

I too have been trying out this new phone, but if you use it on someone with out a berka, it will have interesting results.

Thank you Mrs Al Czarweary for that clarification of the burka photo. If I had had one of Comrade Putout's special phones, I would certainly have been able to see what you saw, although, I probably would have puked, and or laughed. I'm not sure.

Yes, Comrade Whoopie, it is true, what they say about women, here. I wait on Mr. Leninka (Check Point Charlie), hand and foot. But, then, at least I don't have to wear a burka. I can go around the house buck naked, if I wish, and even when I go out, especially to Wal-Mart, I can wear a skirt hiked up to my ass, and not have to wear any underwear.

Comrade Whoopie, I am of hoping your first wife to have plenty of the underwives so she can be of having more time to do the shopping like our glorious Mo has the many assistants. I can not be of imagining Mo to be on the hands and knees to do the scrubbing the floors of the White (racists word) House or even to do the washing of the silverwares and perhaps to get the wrinkley finger tips.

Leninka, burkha not of necessity when inside doing all the chores for the mens. Only for when being on the outside and strange mens may be of looking all over you. I am of wondering why you not to want at least one more of the underwives to be of helping you with day to night chores. I am of knowing from experience the nighttime chores demanded by my putrid husband to be of better left to underwives who not to mind sucking up all over to him. My husband always having too much of the sand stuck in his clothing and the hairs and the clothing and between the toes and other places that are of delicate mentioning and it is to be taking such the long time to vacuum him up. But perhaps you are of having husband that is not to be of such sandiness.

Mrs Al Czarweary,

Very true, about the wearing of the burkha on the outside, but not on the inside, but what happens when your husband's brothers, and friends, and fellow freedom fighters drop by for a cup of tea, or to smoke a pipe, or to discuss next attack on Amerikkan occupiers just waiting for husband to show his beard? I bet you are keeping a secret, and that is that your husband sneaks outside wearing a burkha, too. What better way to keep hidden from Amerikkan soldiers?

As for me having underling wife, on the surface, this sounds good, but what would husband do with a second wife? He would be tired all the time, trying to please two wives. Then what?

Leninka, when you are being the first wife you send the underwives to be doing the bidding of the mens and they to be the ones in the burka to be of taking care of them. Then you to be free to stay in other place wherever it is you be of wanting and then not to be needing of burkha. Also, you must not be of forgetting that burkha not chosen garmens of all the Moose-alimb peoples, much like wife of King of Jordan who is of Palestinian descent and she never to wear burkha. It to be of bad mannerisms to wear burkha when guests not of such societies.

And as first wife you will have say as to who to be underwife. And the husband is not of the listening to you kind, then you just to make for her some kind of soup that will be of most disagreement to her life. AS we most to know, accidents can to be happening. So you to be of certainty that she is not of attractiveness to husband so he not wanting to be of bedding with her. So simple is the solution!

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Frau, you can never to be of overexposedness. And now that you have such bright red cube to be of cover of cleavage I am sure the mens will be of even more excitment over you. It is like the tease so many mens to be of liking.

As for ESL burkha, AKKKKK!!!! I am of putting on glasses and to see not ESL but the Louis Vuitton!!! How I to make such dummy miss take. Ala zeg.... silly under-wives will be of the laughing should they to uncover such mistake from me. Hmmm... I can to go back to the editing board and can to fix such thing.... should I should not... should I should not..... OH! I am of finding answer. I to find Colonel 7.62 to create wormhole so no peoples to ever see such thing! Now what for him to possibly be wanting of me for such simple fix? hmmmmmm.............

For little things like that, there are party approved wormhole booths, anyone can use. Just deposit 25 kopeks and edit away.

Hmmmm.... many thanks Colonel 7.62. That is of most glorious knowing. Now to find that cheapskate most generous of husband so he to give over kopeks.

*sigh* I do this once only because I found 25 kopeks in front of an orphanage this morning, and pocketed it before some little urchin could grab it. Go to the nearest wormhole booth. Activate the machine and dial ***##*##*##*##***#136*#0000091051***###4*3# and you will have a one time free local editing access. If you use the code a second time, the machine will explode like a Taliban Freedom Fighter at a Jewish Wedding.

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True story

I ask an Abaya wearing colleague in the Middle East whether it is not too hot to wear the Abaya and Burqa outside in the sweltering Arabian heat.

She smiles coyly: "It depends on what you wear under the Abaya..."

End of discussion, and I look around quickly to see if an Imam heard our conversation.

"Abaya" is the black dress they wear.
"Burqa" is the mask that covers the face.

In Afghanistan the mask and dress is one garment, so I suppose "burqa" can refer to both.

I am most surprised at the Nanski photo . . . WHO KNEW! We are so privilege to have visitors from better planets come and over take take over leadership, are we not? I wonder if they came through Meixho Mexico? That is where we hear so much of aliens.. and now, we can clearly see, Nanski is of the privileged aliens class. I wonder if dear Leader is of such? Or is of knowing of Nanski specialness?

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Ahhhhh.... I to know story of woman in beet field. You are of almost korrektness as to her condition. This poor woman was victim of eating Gonad Goat Soup.

Please forgive me Mrs Al Czarweary because I know this was a serious incident in your cave village. I am still warped from being so long in Capitalism and found your explanation so hilarious I was in tears and had to clear my eyes three times to continue reading.

Dear Comrade Peoples, Gonad Goat Soup is of little jokedness! It was most delectablibilities (and in a pinch can be used to, how shall I say... correct bad behavior in husbands? BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM ME!!) Poor beloved late Mr. P always enjoyed my Gonad Goat soup... right up to the day cough cough he found his demise.

Frau... was it not that your beloved late Mr. P was of enjoying Goat Gonad Soup until you to add secret ingrediant?

comrade PeoplesComrade, as for having tears over such sad incident of that poor burka wearer who was so illiterate she was not of knowing how to read the contents of the soup pots korrektly, I am of joyfulness to tell you she is much fine now. The entire womens part of village got together to do the etching on the pots - one pot has camel etching other pot has goat etching so now she not to ever be of such mistakeness again.

Bon Appetit

Comrades,

We must ask, "What is this new generation coming to in Iran?"


First, our Maximum Leader has his sensibilities offended by a young Muslim woman daring to lewdly wear her burka:


And now we learn that something far worse has begun! There are now apparently Right-Wing, Tea-Bagging Burka-Wearers who blatantly disrespect our brothers seeking martyrdom:



And even worse-- They're organizing!




And even worse, they're claiming the Spirit of Mohammed is commanding them to enter the age of enlightenment and modernity.


It must be the influence of that cursed Aayan Hirsi Ali woman.



--Kommisar of Fatwas

Here's another item on the menu:

New Fatwa Calls on Men to Drink Women's Breast Milk

A high-ranking Saudi, Sheikh Abdul Mohsin al-Abaican, a consultant at Saudi Arabia's royal court, has issued a fatwa asserting that

women could give their milk to men to establish a degree of maternal relations and get around a strict religious ban on mixing between unrelated men and women. [Because] a man who often entered a house and came in contact with the womenfolk there should be made symbolically related to the women by drinking milk from one of the women. Under the fatwa, the act would preclude any sexual relations between the man and the donor woman and her relatives.

Sheikh al-Abaican thus “modernizes” Dr. Izzat's position — that the man must breastfeed directly from the teat — by suggesting: “The man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman. He should drink it and then becomes a relative of the family, a fact that allows him to come in contact with the women without breaking the rules of Islam
about mixing.”

I know Mrs. Al has been breastfeeding Misha for quite some time. But I hope she brought enough breast milk for everybody. Since we're mixing here, it's mandatory that we're all fed equally. Just trim that beard, will you? I don't mind drinking breast milk as long as there are no beard hairs in it, otherwise I might barf...

Ohhhhh, so that's what this is. I thought it was some kinda cow juice product.

Actually, in my humble experience, I found the human produced fluid to be a bit thin and watery, not as rich and flavorful as the cow product, but Allah knows best I suppose.

Red Square wrote:Here's another item on the menu:

New Fatwa Calls on Men to Drink Women's Breast Milk

A high-ranking Saudi, Sheikh Abdul Mohsin al-Abaican, a consultant at Saudi Arabia's royal court, has issued a fatwa asserting that

women could give their milk to men to establish a degree of maternal relations and get around a strict religious ban on mixing between unrelated men and women. [Because] a man who often entered a house and came in contact with the womenfolk there should be made symbolically related to the women by drinking milk from one of the women. Under the fatwa, the act would preclude any sexual relations between the man and the donor woman and her relatives.

Sheikh al-Abaican thus “modernizes” Dr. Izzat's position — that the man must breastfeed directly from the teat — by suggesting: “The man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman. He should drink it and then becomes a relative of the family, a fact that allows him to come in contact with the women without breaking Islam's rules about mixing.”

I know Mrs. Al has been breastfeeding Misha for quite some time. But I hope she brought enough breast milk for everybody. Since we're mixing here, it's mandatory that we're all fed equally. Just trim that beard, will you? I don't mind drinking breast milk as long as there are no beard hairs in it, otherwise I might barf...

My Dear Leader, Red Square,

You are right to bring to our attention the noble effort of the Saudi cleric to "modernize" the "breastfeeding" fatwa issued by an Egyptian cleric three years ago based on Mohammed's advice to a woman in his era seeking to render morally acceptable (under Sharia law) her need to be in the presence of a non-relative adult male without being accompanied by an adult-male relative. Understanding the Islamic concept of women as property of men, both the Egyptian cleric as well as the Saudi cleric are seeking intellectually rigorous ways of interpreting Sharia law in a way to enable Islamic women to become modern property rather than merely Medieval property.

But despite the well-meaning intentions of both those clerics, neither of them truly understands the great risks posed in encouraging Islamic men to allow themselves to be thus "nurtured" by women because it gives too many women the foolish notion that they might have great power over the men-- a truly catastropic consequence under Sharia law. Indeed, it might soon become "Sheria Law." Indeed, years ago, much to my great consternation, a right-wing/berka-wearing woman employed this tactic to induce "premature martydom" by a noble warrior (bearing an uncomfortable resemblance to me) against the infidels:



Thus, we must view these fatwas with great caution. In other words, we must be very careful in avoiding suckling a right breast and must always suckle on the left. Remember, the Progressive Left wisely applies the sound principles of respect for cultural diversity and hence unflinchingly supports our enlightened efforts to enable Islamic women to become modern property. Don't forget, the enemy of our enemy is our friend-- always suckle to the left and avoid suckling to the right.

--Kommisar of Fatwas.

ALA ZEG!!!! #%@&* fatwas!! And I was of understanding I had been of good hiding such. Nothing to be of escaping Red Square.

It is of good fortune I to be of having so many of the underwives or I would to be of wornoutness!!

https://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LB/mrsoftee.mp3

Mrs Al Czarweary's Mother's MILK
NOT THE UDDER KIND
FOR THE CHILDRENS ™
aNd Now for mens

Comrade Whoopie, you to be of happyness to know the milks of a good Mooooslim womens is of the rich and creamy kind.

Kommisar of Fatwas - Sheik al-Abaitrashcan clearly to say the mens to take of the milk drinking but NOT DIRECTLY from the breast of the womens. If you to believe that the good Mooslim mens would be of sharing their womens then perhaps you would also like to be of tasting the special Goat Gonad Soup?

Mrs. Al - I just found a product that can cover your beard while breastfeeding, as well as compensate lack thereof in Mr. Al's underwives, making their appearance as pleasing to him as that of the young men he spends time with in the caves of Waziristan.

OH! I ObamaHope not to get into the trouble for adding to my fashion collection!

Excellent PhotoShop styling job Mrs Al. Very attractive. Do I detect a little lip plumping going on with you? Oh, I know that was rude. I just can't resist teasing you.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:It's true Mrs. Al, I do have a very big...dacha, which keeps my many wives very busy working to satisfy me.

(most surprised you didn't show the most useful Monica Lewinsky)

I do love the knittedness! We can all show our terrorist freedom fighter compassionate now!