Cis-lesbian fired for misgendering a trans-male rapist

The LGBTQ Commission for the mayor of Baltimore has just fired its only lesbian member, Julia Beck, for using male pronouns while referring to a convicted male rapist who wanted to be addressed as a female. Finding such behavior disgraceful, her former LGBTQ comrades have also denounced her and purged her from their ranks.

The male convict in question had earlier courageously declared himself a transgendered woman, for which he was cheered on by the progressive local establishment and sent to a female prison. Shortly afterwards he deployed his gender-fluid trans-penis to rape two cisgendered female inmates - a "crime" that he, a self-identified oppressed lesbian who is attracted to other women, can hardly be accused of. The real crime here, of course, was the denial of his chosen gender identity by the knuckle-dragging, close-minded, reactionary traitor to womankind, Julia Beck.

The delusional lesbian Beck had mistakenly assumed that being a sexual minority entitled her to stating biological facts without clearing them first with the High Commissar of Pronouns and Dangling Participles. A speedy show trial found her guilty of violent transphobia and sentenced her to the status of a cis-lesbian non-person with the pronoun "it."

Beck was tried by the revolutionary tribunal at Baltimore Transgender Alliance (BTA), where men with penises who self-identified as lesbian women stripped her of her rank as a commanding lesbian activist and demoted her to a lowly private dyke. The verdict stated that biological sex was a thing of the past and that anyone who said otherwise was a Trump-loving Nazi.

Instead of admitting her guilt, signing a teary confession, and doing hours of public self-criticism, the stubborn self-identified woman took a stand and engaged in despicable acts of gender terrorism and sedition, asking questions that threatened the very foundation of the trans-movement. Among other transphobic things she claimed that biological sex was an immutable fact, otherwise there would be no homosexuality.

This dramatic development touched on the most existential issue of our time: if biological sex has no meaning, where do homosexuals come from? If gender is a matter of choice, what force causes people to be attracted to the opposite sex, or to the same sex for that matter? If sex is arbitrary, what was the fight for same-sex marriage about? Have homosexuals been doing it wrong throughout the millennia, instead of simply changing their sex for the common good?

Most importantly, why do homosexuals bitterly cling to their biological gender? Is it time to sacrifice them to the revolution as crypto-conservatives and enemies of progress?

Please do not try this at home. Do not attempt to switch genders or solve this conundrum without the supervision of trained experts in progressive social science who will tell you what to think, lest you share the fate of the disgraced lesbian Beck.

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Lesbian Activist Faces Leftist Fury After 'Misgendering' a Male Rapist


 

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Please do not try this at home. Do not attempt to switch genders or solve this conundrum without the supervision of trained experts in progressive social science who will tell you what to think, lest you share the fate of the disgraced lesbian Beck.


What Comrade Square said. Not only is "thinking" prohibited (and the punishment, should Commissarka Pinkie see you doing it, severe), but trying to make sense of this particular conundrum could short-circuit your brain and turn you into a vegetable (probably something other than a beet, but that's neither here nor there).

Solving these issues Knowing what to think or even how to think is better left to your Betters. Some are More Equal than the others From each according to his ability and all that, you know.
 

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The delusional lesbian Beck had mistakenly assumed that being a sexual minority entitled her to stating biological facts without clearing them first with the High Commissar of Pronouns and Dangling Participles.

It is a Good Thing that we have come to see the supposedly "male" appendage on a transwoman as a Dangling Participle, i.e., a grammatical construct rather than a physical reality.

Oh, but as I typed that, I realized that in our enthusiasm about the grammatical reordering of genders, we have regressed to the sexist spelling (ptui) "woman." Should we not insist on spelling korrektness as well as grammatical korrektness? But then again, what if an individual insists on a spelling as well as a gender? Whose intersectionality trumps overrides whose? Dear me, we need another Diversity, Inclusion, and Intersectionality Agency to look into this.
 

This is the brain of Inner Party member O'Brien on drugs

If you want a vision of the future ... imagine a lesbian being denounced for improper usage of a personal pronoun when describing a male convict who is preparing for taxpayer-financed penis removal surgery which will greatly enhance the possibility of his committing suicide, and who raped two women inmates because he was confined in a women's prison because he claims to be a female bull dyke lesbian and ...... I've lost my train of "thought" ....... Oh, yes

FOREVER!!!!
 

I like it better in the old days when it was simply a boot stomping on my face. At least I knew what to expect
 

What we need is a good war to kill off this entire young generation. The way things are going i'm sure that is in the future.
 

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Shortly afterwards he deployed his gender-fluid trans-penis to rape two cisgendered female inmates - a "crime" that he, a self-identified oppressed lesbian who is attracted to other women, can hardly be accused of. The real crime here, of course, was the denial of his chosen gender identity by the knuckle-dragging, close-minded, reactionary traitor to womankind, Julia Beck. Obviously there are two more crimes and two more criminals in this story. The female inmates who were "raped" are both guilty of sexual immorality and should immediately be stoned to death. It is the only way they can atone for their criminal behavior and society be protected from any further criminal behavior. These cis-gendered females were undoubtedly wandering the prison unveiled, thereby creating lust in the penis, whether it was a male or female penis.
 

Mikhail Lysenkomann

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Please do not try this at home. Do not attempt to switch genders or solve this conundrum without the supervision of trained experts in progressive social science who will tell you what to think, lest you share the fate of the disgraced lesbian Beck.
(probably something other than a beet, but that's neither here nor there).

 

The Beetles approve.


 

Dear Lenin, I hope they got all the pronouns in this story correctly.

Opera singer, 52, and his husband are arrested for 'raping' man, 23, who claims he 'blacked out and woke up bleeding' after spending the night with the pair in 2010

• David Daniels and his husband Scott Walters were arrested in Michigan on Tuesday
• They remain in jail awaiting extradition to Houston, Texas, to face charges
• They are accused of raping Samuel Schultz when he was 23 in 2010
• Schultz publicly claimed last year that the pair raped him after giving him something to drink which he said made him black out
• The couple angrily denied the allegations and say the sex was consensual

Daniels and Walters got married in a 2014 ceremony that was officiated by Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg. Justice Ginsburg was unavailable for comment or anything else for that matter. Where is she now anyway?


 

Comrades!! We must applaud this drooling insanity remarkably forward thinking action!!
 

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This is not a spoof. Life has begun to imitate the People's Cube so much that parody fades in comparison with real events. All that's left is to tell it how it is.

callmelennie

I like it better in the old days when it was simply a boot stomping on my face. At least I knew what to expect

It sometimes said that “those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.”
This is a fallacy.
Those who learn from history are condemned to watch other people repeat it.


Ignorance is strength!