Comrades!

There's been alot of talk in the gulags as of late about Comrade Bill Maher and his satanic cult of witch lovers. WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANY MICHAEL MOORE!!! It's time to dispel these rumors about our dear comrade Bill Maher. For Lenin's sake, can't we be civil? Can't we have a Marxist dialectic discussion without bringing up the burning of churches or the opiate of the masses? Why must continue to wave devil horns in the face of the proletariat? We need a kinder gentler discussion on satanic cults and out love for them. Let's consider this a teachable moment, comrades, and dispel these rumors that we are pagan devil worshiping freaks once and for all.

Which witch would you rather hitch? The evil rich or the snidely snitch?

Yes, the devil is in the details. We are all spooked by the upcoming election but there is no magic potion, it takes hard work. Our cauldron of unemployment is upsetting the collective. Most incumbents do not stand a ghost of a chance of being reelected. We must fight those evil conservatives or risk one hell of a loss. So cast out that apathy comrades and conjure up some enthusiasm. We may pull a rabbit out this hat yet.

Comrade Rooster,

Indeed comrade Maher is no "witch". The correct term would start with a 'B'.

Yes, Comrade Whinny-da-PBUH, I'm afraid this cult is growing...

My Comrades!

Christine is One of Us!

She was planted in the Tea Party to promote the Religion of Peace (#2)

(or was that Statism... I get confused)