Comrade Kim Yung Mentally-Ill Celebrates the Birth of World's Reactionary Utopia


Comrade Kim Yung Mentally-Ill has celebrated the birth of the World's Reactionary Utopia, the United States, by firing off four long range missiles at the People's Republik of Hawaii. One of them already reached their target by knocking off the Reactionary Sweetheart, Sarah Palin, off her governorship.

Premier Mitt Romney thanks Comrade Kim Yung Mentally-Ill for the heroic deed.

In the mean time, Reactionaries accross the Fruited Plain have stopped buying firearms, because, aside from the fact that their names are now recorded by Premier Obama's KGB/ACORN for future repatriation..., they are now building fallout shelters to protect them from Comrade Mentally-Ill's nukes, now that Obama dismantled the Missile Defense System.


Besides those Reactionaries busy building their fallout shelters, most Reactionaries across the their formerly named "Land of the Free", are taking a moment to remember the passing of their beloved Reactionary Utopia, which DЭMOCЯATS have worked hard 24/7 for the last 60 years to destroy (no small feat, need I say).

Now all Socialists and Romney Partisans all over the Earth can rest at ease, knowing that the Paper Tiger of the West, the United States of Anglo-America, is dying the slow death of ten million more Undocumented Immigrant votes.

Hawaii residents are not afraid. They are solid Democrat votes and Chairman Obama will go to any lengths to protect them. He and his staff are working up a sternly-worded admonishment to Kim right now; may deny him mustard on his July 4th hot dog if his attitude doesn't improve. However, if the missles were fired at Alaska (much closer to North Korea).... not a suggestion mind you but the Chairman will get back to you on that one.

RR!

Have you been chillin' with Bonnie Fwank again?

Hmmmm...?

Is Jibaro related to the dreaded Trotsky Monster?

Twrotsky Mwonsters? Dwey jwust twold mwe it wuz a fwireworks shwow!

Ywikes!

I'm owuta hwere....

Cheer up RR, I'll send you a couple of Che Monsters. They eat Trotsky Monsters you know. I sent some to Commissar Theo, but they got corrupted by Bruno and become Cher Monsters. Such is life.

Awswome! Pwease dwispwatch a rwegimin of Chwe Mwonsters two Dwa Wombwat Fwactory rwight away! Sweems Kwim Jwon Ill, Bwonnie Fwank, and Twotsky Mwonsters hwave gwotten a hwold of Jwibaros twounge..

oh, and mwine...