Comrades: How could you possibly forget the 32nd anniversary of the Glorious Revolution in Nicaragua (July 19, 1979)? When our glorious Soviet comrades sent helicopter gunships to the glorious Sandinista FSLN to wipe out Reagan's CIA mercenaries pretending to be humble tribal Indians? When our glorious East-German Stasi equipped them to hunt down the counter-revolutionaries? I am "celebrating" with some of my "pravda" journalism from that era:

32 years after the revolution Reagan is right

July 19, 1979 - July 19, 2011.

I don't forget, for we took all the pictures of the dead Indians and used them as Яэvolutioиaяy victims of Reagan's support for the Salvadoran government repression a few years after 1979 (disfigured faces are useful always to our cause, for they can never say they were on the other side).

But more important than your Nicaraguan victory is the fact that around the same time in summer four years before, our glorious DЭMOCЯAT cause achieved its height of victory with the last helicopter flying out of the American Embassy in Saigon. The picture of a humiliated American Huey is worth that of a thousand dead counter-revolutionary Indians.

Yes, it is true. And Jimmy Carter and his divine demokrats showed us the way to the Divine Mobs: Yes, the comrades had a better way than U.S. Imperialist "carrot and stick" approach; "bludgeon and beat"!

" The photo above has nothing at all to do with violence in Nicaragua. After learning that he has been exploited his entire life by imperialists,this man stumbled to the side of the road in profound sadness. His new found comrades are simply helping him to his feet and offering the type of encouragement that only historical Marxism can truly provide."

Daniel Ortega, from an interview with Pravda

Fortunately, after a couple decades of utter insanity in which the Sandinistas were wrongfully denied their power, common sense finally prevailed and the people of Nicaragua elected Daniel Ortega as president! Clearly the same spirit that caused American voters to elect Obama as our Glorious Leader spread to the people of Nicaragua as well.


Unsubstantiated rumors have suggested the this aforementioned "spirit" might be the result of people huffing spray paint but if it works, go with it!

Ahhh, YES! This photo of "Viva, la revolutcion" says it all. The beauty of newborn comrade learning to feed off others is most glorious. How prophetic this photo is of the glories of central planning and the redistribution of bodily fluids wealth. The glory of communism, comrades, is that one learns and begins its tactics from the onset of birth. One learns that through loud crying, screaming and the glorious actions of two handed fisting, a tantrum will reward you with the fruits of your desires. A most amazing concept.

A most "fruitful" comrade, is she not? Viva La Revolucion!!! I was in Honduras flying the "Yanqui" Hueys at the time. A young Knucklehead named Eugene Hasenfuss stole a C-123 and tried to fly it from El Salvador into Nicaragua. Not his brightest idea, or his best day.