Saving criminals by disarming citizens.
Who are we and what do we believe?
We, the members of the International Criminals Union, declare our position that all free and sovereign nations unite to ban the possession of firearms by law-abiding citizens.
It is our belief that our profession becomes more dangerous without strong and strict laws to regulate and prevent law-abiding citizens from possessing firearms. When only criminals and police can own a firearm our union's potential for growth will be unsurpassed.
The disarming of law-abiding citizens will allow our union to continue forth to the next generation with decreased risks of injury or our murder.
Ushanka Hat Tip to Betty
What a mensch.
By the way, if you silk-screen a tee-shirt with the liquified gray matter of the burglar, be sure to set the die to make sure it doesn't fade. If it's particularly good, you might consider framing it instead of wearing it.
Gun control means never having to say I missed you.