operation code name: cross-thread


notes: an update on the status of this operation, the mission is getting a little confused. agent bin laden, in covert operations in pakistan/afghanistan, has released attack information straight out of our liberal agenda, but has pointed this attack at the liberal controlled united socialist states of america...? ummmmm...... what the crap, dude? you're using liberal methods to attack the liberal world leaders? global warming? are you serious? (it's called climate change now anyhow.) come on, didn't you get the interoffice memo? we've got people on that already. ever hear of gore, ...ex-vice president? stick to 'the plan' agent bin laden, do your part and stop being antsy. we have a complete timeline for the dismantling of the remaining teabaggers. stop jumping the shark.

required action: examine internal operational processes, make sure all agents and double agents receive updated global agenda and propaganda. all agents required to regurgatate their believed mission goals below. especially all you dummys that are holed-up in a cave.

reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op (i can't deal with the collective incompetence sometimes)

I don't know what's the matter with Osama Obama... Osama bin BidenLaden. Maybe it's too much time on those camels, but he does seem to be slipping and making Great Leader Obama, look bad. I'm sure the teabaggers will jump all over this and make foolish statement like, "bin Laden sounds exactly like Obama!" and try to make some unjustified conclusion.

But, we can't really hold bin Biden .....Laden responsible for not receiving the globalbaloney global warm... climate change memo. It's hard to get anyone up those rocky cliffs to deliver messages anymore... they always found themselves on the butt end of an explosive.

Comrades, we should welcome Comrade Osama into our midst! He is one of us! He hates Amerikka almost as much as Algore does!

Opiate, I would question Algore's hatred of America. I think that his fweewings were very hurt when America turned him down, and there he was, all dressed up and no place to go. Raised for the Presidency, destined for nothing. To his mind nothing.

Algore doesn't think in any terms but himself. He is much as dear Barry in this. The world happens around <i>them</i>.

Now for an America hater, let me propose James Earl Carter.

Our dear comrades having a high timeswork time, over the Christmas holidays winter soltis break.

Ahh, yes... the summer of '79, the Barry and B'laden good-times rock'n'rolla Spring Break Tour in Cabo! Man, the booze was cold, the babes were dancin' all slutty... ("Hey Barak! Isn't that Shelly over there with her shirt off, you should tap that be-hotch. THAT'd make her 'proud of her country!'") And two lonely Ideolouges are fast becoming friends; drawn together by the plight of the poor, resentment of the bourgeois, love of the doobie, and all-around good-ol-boy Hatred of the Great White Satan, the U.S. of KKK-A. Who knew one day that they could work hand-in-hand to dismantle and destroy the greatest threat to Islamic dominance- kkkapitalist Amerikkka!(spit) Soon, the Decapitate-and-Trade program
will begin to lower the seas, grow the icecaps for the polar bears, and usher in the 12th Imam to destroy Israel!!! "CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES - COME ON!"

Agent Osama is resolute in sticking to the party talking points, and, I for one, applaud him for it. And it was no coincidence when Teddy, the Swimmer, accidentally called Dear Leader Osama, instead of Obama. And you thought Teddy was just a confused old drunk. Ha! He knew. He knew.

Komrads,

For years now, while the eeeveeeel Republikans have gleefully klapped their pudgy white hands and danced the European Minuet with their pasty white wives over MSNBC's impending failure, our brave new Demokrats have been using it to kommunikate with Osama in koded missives. Teh Won plays a game of Islamic Terrorist global Chutes & Ladders chess while eeeveeeeel Republikans grow fat and lazy on the back of our labor!

Of kourse, Osama's chess skills are nonpareil as well. Konsider, please, diffikulties Teh Caved One has with his kidneys...ergo, to sekure health kare into the protekted political klass that will still have access to doktors after the Kill Replublikans Off Thru Disease & Old Age health kare reform is passed, one must swallow endorse the dogma of said politikal klass' religion and prostylize akkordingly.


(wagging finger) We should all do well to learn this lesson from Osama.

(This explains also the Demokrats push for broadband; Osama has only dial-up and is behind on the terminology. These terms change kwikly--Osama must receive updates in timelier fashion to be most effective for unwashed masses!)

Komrads--let this prayer mental image be with you today concentrate on it! Make it happen with sheer will power!...Osama and Obama exiled together studiously poring over a chess game...in a kave...on the border of Pakistan/Afghanistan...far, far away...from us.

Have you heard about the traitor? That pesky Obama Girl . . . is now saying our Great Leader no longer makes her heart skip a beat. This traitor actually expected get Obaminski to do things he promised. Can you image such a thing?!

Blackmarket Citizen wrote:what the crap, dude? you're using liberal methods to attack the liberal world leaders?

Oh it's that old Bolshevik/Menshevik rivalry thing again. Obama wants to institute central planning while Osama wants local tribal autonomy.

As a good little Trotskyite I should be jumping back and forth from bed to bed, but every time I do, I end up stubbing my toe. And eventually, whoever wins will just banish me to the sofa or maybe even sink an ice axe in my head.

They never learn (heaving sigh)

Whoopie, the only sure thing about Made Progressives is that they eat their young.

Of course, Comrade Theocritus, this is true.

However, they justify it by making sure that at least one evil Rethuglican, like Olympia Snow, or Susan Collins, or John McCain, is in complete accord, and justifiably so. This is what the term "bipartisanship" really means.

Leninka, your kind and generous soul shines through. I had always thought that "bipartisanship" meant that the Rethuglicans don't whine to the press after we've lied to them, set them up, and screwed them. For as you know, might is right.

Oh, Comrade Theocritus, certain Rethuglicans go much further than that. They revel in being with us, being in accord with us. In other words, they delight in taking a bite of the apple offered up to them by whichever serpentine minion, or conduit, or messenger, is sent their way.

Yes, some of them do. And I felt so sorry this past week for that dear John McCain--to have so much of his signature legislation shot down by the Supremes.

But my rage is nothing compare to that on America Left. Their bump music is, er, bloody awful, and so I thought that, to commemorate this horrible ruling, they might try <i>Carmina Burana</i> at least. <i>Alexander Nevsky</i>?

For that ruling was the End of the World As We Know It. Even though the Progressive World of Next Tuesday(tm) has never arrived; every year we have another conference and another five-year plan.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: I had always thought that "bipartisanship" meant that the Rethuglicans don't whine to the press after we've lied to them, set them up, and screwed them.

actually from the black ops super black procedure & indoctrination manual; 'bipartisanship' means, 'what's mine is mine, and what's yours is negotiable'.


reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the people black op

Or as one of America's Robber Barons, Leland Stanford, put it: "If it's not nailed down, it's mine and if I can get it, it wasn't nailed down."