Dear Leader Barack Hussein Obama has issued a sternly worded warning to Iran. The Obama administration has warned Iran to take seriously a year-end deadline over its nuclear program, saying the international community is prepared to take the "next steps" if Iran does not accept a U.N.-drafted deal.
The next step might even be to issue a VERY STERN letter with BOLD FACE PRINT and even might include an official seal on heavyweight paper and delivered with RETURN RECEIPT.
I mean, Hell, I'm just one guy sitting on my sofa and if I heard on TV that Obama and the entire UN was gonna come after me, me personally, by name, I wouldn't be scared one bit. Heck I might even have a good laugh.
I believe Dear Leader is just a bit rusty with the teachings of Islam. His studies were way back when he was a boy and a young man. Maybe he should brush up on those old studies so he can address Mahmoud's needs and concerns.
The UN will not want to exhaust their limited budget on postage stamps!
--Kommisar of Fatwas
Komrade TurboskiAfter 3 written warnings, Dear Leader may lose patience with comrade Yabbadabbadoo and deploy the secret weapon... The MTE <thunder> <crash>!! The Iranians may be underestimating the fire power of Dear Leader's arsenal.
Indeed. Dear Leader's "MTE Secret Weapon" is the ultimate undercover infiltrator.
Capable of rendering it's target dazed & bug eyed.
Please excuse my ignorance, I have jumped a step in the protocol. After sending all those letters, the next correct step is to FAX copies of the letters directly to Iran.
Then , the phone calls start with Janut at DHS, then the AG to threaten legal action, and then to MTE for the high pressure sales routine on the phone.