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Do Not Condemn Sharia Law!

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It could be useful in certain American cities. Does anyone know the Sharia penalty for stealing?

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Comrade!!! You have caused me to waste my entire daily vodka ration. I order you to relinquish your vodka ration to me. Deplorable...

A new keyboard too.....

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Comrades,

You cannot blame the comrade who adjusted these photos to Sharia compliance.

He is not responsible for the degeneration of your kidneys and bladder caused by excessive consumption of rotgut vodka.

Unless the label says "bottled in Bondage" you have no assurance of true quality.

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Great idea. I hope you don't mind me editing it a little and putting all the images into one picture last night. This morning it's already up on IOTW:

Hands Across America

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Just following my comrade's suggestions...

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Red Square.... your condensing the various " leaders" into one frame is desirable.
You are indeed the master of condescension condensations. Ps: Love the red shoes in the View view.

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Red Square, I am honored that you would improve my post. It shows that Central Planning is always the best course to take.
MVP

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I call for a show of hands. All in favor of Sharia Law?

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Comrades,

Think of it, this is "a rose by any other name". There is provision for forced compliance, brutal and painful punishment. It is beginng to sound like "Little Gulag on the Prairie".

It will give much more meaning to the phrase "can I lend you hand"?

Hands like this could be used to bait wolf traps, reward you pet, or place someone else's DNA at a crime scene.
Comrade Leader would be in the socialist area of heaven.
Let Marxian doctrine creep into Sharia law and we have the best of both worlds.

We WIN! They lose!

How glorious!

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Comrade more vodka,

Welcome to the Cube. I see you were properly initiated. As you can see, your ideas can be easily confiscated for one single controlling bureaucrat the collective, to be shared equally by all.

If you already miss Comrade Nanski Peloski's hands, don't worry, they are here on YouTube.


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Thank you Leninka for the film and if the leader permits, I will lol


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I tip my boot to this most equal display of irony! I hereby demand you immediately get in your car, drive to the local spirits distributorship while pimp leaning to the left (of course) and gather your extra Vodka ration.

Some music for your trip...



Maybe it would help if you snort as much cocaine as the guy playing harmonica?

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We SUPPORT Sharia Law! IT IS THE ONLY LAW!!!!! It shold have been upheld in our Glorious Soviet Union! Alas, WE WILL PREVAIL IN THE USSA!!! OUR VALIANT LEADER WILL SEE IT BEKOME THE KULTURE OF THE USSA!!!! HAIL KOMRADE OBAMA!!!!
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Red Square and Comrade Whoopie: I've NEVER laughed so hard in all my life!!!!!!

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Red Square wrote:Just following my comrade's suggestions...
Wait, wait, wait. What are the women doing on TV?

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Special Notice:
This thread has been reviewed and approved by the Council Of ISLAM (International Socialist Leaders And Mullahs).

Always look for the I.S.L.A.M. Seal of Approval

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It is your assurance of a quality posting and thread.

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We must stop this trend of Islamic women beginning to dress immodestly!
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--Kommisar of Fatwas

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Stone the foul harlot! Lenin demands it!


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I almost fell off the chair laughing!!!

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I have an idea for a more energy effecient remote!

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I <3 Sharia Law!

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And those evil conservatives (I spit on them!) say the Mooslims peoples have no sense of humor!

Right on...oops...March on to Victory, comrades!


 
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