Early Best Picture nominees


The Academy Awards is a forum where our fellow-travelers of the left coast get to publicly stroke each other on live television. The competition for Best Picture is tough this year, but, I have narrowed my selections down. Your input is greatly appreciated.





37%

2012 - We Were Warned!

A sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

And this one hasn't been made yet, but you just wait!

Gremlins starring Kathleen Sibelius...

Burn after reading...





From El Presidente -


I Don't Know What My Administration Did Last Summer
The Good, The Bad and The First Lady
The Empire Strikes Taxpayers
A Day Without A Mexican Voter
Forgetting Sarah Marshall........and whoever else was at the embassy in Benghazi
9 1/2 talking points
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Citizen Blame
Born On the 4th of July...........in Kenya
Taxes Chainsaw Massacre
State Dinner For Schmucks
O Muslim Brotherhood, Where Art Thou?
An Inconvenient Constitution
Illegal Alien vs Predator Drone
SAW... nothin' (Parts I,II,III,IV,V,VI, etc.)
Raging Bullsh*t
Frost Obama
Man On Liar
Illegal Alien vs. Predator Drone
Honey, I shrunk the economy
The Irrelevants
Saving Private Ryan...unless he's in Benghazi
50 First Intimidates
Malice in Blunderland
The Last straight Boy Scott
Burn After Reading..........The IRS memos
Sandra Fluke Does Dallas
The Curious Case of Bumbling Biden
Rain Man...how Joe Biden became vice president
The English Patient......died because he had Obamacare
Four Scandals and a cover up
Hairy Movie..the story of the women of Code Pink
Exit Through the FREE Gift Shop
Saving Private Ryan...unless he's in Benghazi
50 First Intimidates
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Followed by visual submissions from comrades:










You may remember her from America's favorite classic "Big" directed by ROCK in the USSA.

Barry Soetero ... International Man of Mystery
Ferris Buehler's Lay-off
I, O-bot
Apocalypse Mao
Half Black Narcissus
From Here to Insolvency
O's Father, Who Art Thou
And my own favorite ... the true story of a half black, marginally American man who triumphs over a middle class upbringing, decades of covert racial preferences and carefully orchestrated white guilt not to mention a corrupt media which would go to any lengths to conceal his utter lack of qualifications to be elected to any office higher than dogcatcher's assistant in order to become the first quasi-dictator of the United States ....
"The Color Usurple"



"He gave us a phone"
In the true spirit of these awards, I hope you spread the wealth and give all of the films "Best Pikture"!


Callmelennie
so any comrade who is visually able can do any of theseFerris Buehler's Lay-off

The botox was just the beginning...
And an oldie but a goodie, finally nominated for best Presidential Navy SEAL:
Finally, PROG WARS - Episode IV: A New Hope (and Change)



An oldie but classic goodie:
Barack Obama starring in Pinobamio. The puppet who wanted to be a real person but couldn't stop telling lies. Featuring also the wisdom of Jeremiah Cricket with the sage advice to "Never Tell a White Lie," and the wonderful puppeteering by that loveable puppet master, Guisoros.
And, of course, it's a Walt Dizzy production.
--KOOK



