I would like to report that the city of Detroit is ours comrades! Look at them all lined up begging for handouts! Ha, these fools think that this is the dear leader helping them...they have been fully re-educated comrades!

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This is stimulus? Watch the video (Link below), at 1:55 the reporter asks "How frustrating is this" (Frustrating being having to wait in line) and this lady responds with...

Video Link:
https://www.clickondetroit.com/video/21216628/index.html

(If someone knows how to upload this video to youtube, please do so and post the link and I will add it to the post...thanks)

"I'm not frustrated because my reward is gettin that moneeeey"..lol worthless scum!!

There is more, I found some more videos of this mess.

In this one a lady states...


Video Link:
https://www.myfoxdetroit.com/dpp/news/local/homeless_assistance_10609
(Again, upload and post link if you know how...thanks)

"It's bad, you see all dese people, I want to thank Obama, who's gonna help the Po? He'd is and thank him, weed need dis money." The reporter then reports that there have been several fights and the scene is chaos.

Take notice while watching at all these poor people with cell phones. Also, take notice to how the anchor at the beginning of the video describes this as "Free money from the government," free money from the government? Stupid @ss lady thinks the government just plucks this money from a tree I guess.

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I have tears comrades, tears of joy that the glorious world of next Tuesday is upon us!

I can't wait for them to completely nationalize Government Motors, and any land that is abandoned by its owner ought to be nationalized too. What belongs to the government belongs to me. That means I will own even more land, right?

RAAAACCCCIIIIIISSSSSMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! All the videos linked to by Comrade Tasty Fish show poor black people lining up to get gov't handouts. You need to also show middle class black people, all manner of white people, and also Obama himself lining up to get gov't handouts to show that "everyone does it" and "it's equal".

Now if we only have a few days to do this, then how am I supposed to take up residence in Detroit for six months to get my $3,000? Maybe I can fudge the information on the form--after all, it's not like they're going to actually check everything on all those forms to make sure everyone's telling the truth!

And will they cut me a check for $3,000, or will they just hand me the cash? If it's a check, can I get it cashed at the liquor store? Oh, never mind, I can find out for myself. I'll just whip out my cellphone and text the liquor store myself--or do they have an app I can try? Say, did I ever show you the picture I took of Michelle Obama with this thing?

Just like Cash for Clunkers, another brilliant "for a limited time only" program courtesy of Obama that results in nothing but long lines, seething mobs, people fainting, shortages of forms, an overworked system, and at the end, a declaration of "success."

By that definition, that flu vaccine shortage several years ago where old folks were dying in line should've been declared a success. But for Bush . . .

Comrade Pinkie,

On the one hand you'll have to prove that you're about to be evicted, but on the other, you will need to prove that you will be able to keep making future payments.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Now if we only have a few days to do this, then how am I supposed to take up residence in Detroit for six months to get my $3,000? Maybe I can fudge the information on the form--after all, it's not like they're going to actually check everything on all those forms to make sure everyone's telling the truth!

I hear the glorious organization of ACORN that doesn't fall far from the treecan help you fill out those forms, just make sure you have your prostitute spouse on hand.

Comrades!

I'm here in Detroit waitin' to get PAID! I've been standing in line for 3 days for my $3,000, and it is glorious, just glorious! Now mind you, I don't need to do this, as I am a Commissar and get large administration checks from, er... no comrades, I do this for The Party™ and for The People™ and my large cut of the stimulus booty to buy a new jet,but I love nothing more than to hang out with the little people like comrade Che did. The waft of the unwashed masses brings visions of glorious People's Revolution™ to my beak, the putrid glorious odor of month old Colt 45 on proles clothes and the reek sweet smell of urine mixed in with MadDog 20/20 in breezeways and corners is like the glorious smell of Socialist Victory!

Yes, comrades, I am loved by The People™...


Admired by The People™....


....and Revered by The People™...

This is making me hungry. I think I'll whip up a batch of chicken croquettes.

HA!

What can I say Red Rooster? Birds of a feather, flock together.

(*wipes progressive tear from eye*) *snif* snif* -- Yes we do Comrade Whoopie, thank you for this touching observation, it makes me remember when I was but young cockrell drinking forties on the stoop with my homeboys Domino and Playdo. Dodging drive-by bullets and throwing c-lo.

*snif* Yes those were the days comrades, those were the days. I ask you, could a higher progressive form of existence exist?