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Everything you always wanted to know about North Korea...

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...but were afraid to ask.

An official DPRK government's Wordpress blog has just a page for that.

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DPRK FAQ

1. Can I get a signed photograph from Leader Kim Jong IL?
2. Can I send a letter to North Korea and get a penpal in North Korea?
3. Can I emigrate to North Korea and live in North Korea?
4. Can I work in North Korea as a teacher/interpreter/(other)?
5. Can I travel to North Korea? I heard it is impossible to travel to North Korea. Is it true?
6. I am a US citizen / I am a South Korean citizen, can I visit North Korea?
7. I am a journalist / news reporter and I'm interested in doing a documentary in North Korea. Can I?
8. Can I travel to North Korea as a backpacker? (Independant travel)
9. Can I join the Korean People's Army?
10. I've heard that everbody starves in North Korea. How is the food situation?
11. I want to know why North Korea has nuclear weapons.
12. What does the DPRK want regarding the nuclear standoff?
13. Is North Korea a dictatorship?
14. Does North Korea suppress religion?
15. Can North Koreans travel abroad?
16. Has North Korea's economy really collapsed?
17. I hear that North Koreans are very poor. Is this true?
18. Is North Korea a ‘Stalinist' state?
19. Is North Korea ‘reforming' its economy and moving towards capitalism?
20. What is North Korea's stance on homosexuality?
21. What does your flag symbolize?
22. What is the symbolism of your emblem? In particular I want to understand what the red star means. In other communist/socialist countries the starts were yellow and not red.
23. What activities does the average person in a week for fun?
24. Is it true that all persons in the DPRK work for the government?
25. What is the favorite sport in the DPRK?
26. How does the DPRK respond to the flood of negative press in western media?
Find all the answers here: https://www.korea-dpr.com/forum/?p=701

The anchor links on the page aren't working: must scroll yourself. Our DPRK comrades haven't mastered that secret Western technology yet, along with the secret of creating and posting images.

They need help from dedicated progs like us. Let's help them by expanding and improving their FAQ to make it more palatable to the Western demographic!

Ushanka tip to Comrade Boris

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Glorious! Some of these DVD titles intrigue me. For instance I can't wait to get my copy of "Victorious is the DPRK in Single Minded Unity"

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Sounds like they've already got what Obama wants for us.

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It warms my prog heart to see ALL the People™ in DPRK on the same page, unlike here in AmeriKKKa where the ReTHUGliKKKans continue to stall Obama's crack pipe dreams for OUR glorious socialist future. Who can gaze upon Kim Onion's Jong un's kindly face and not wish to sing aloud the Tom Jones song "Love Is In The Air"?


"Love is in the air everywhere I look around
Love is in the air every sight and every sound..."


Nobody, I say, i.e., nobody who wants to see Kim make the sun rise tomorrow morning.

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" Nobody, I say, i.e., nobody who wants to see Kim make the sun rise tomorrow morning."

Our Dearest Leader Obama has already called dibs on that one !


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Krasnodar wrote:" Nobody, I say, i.e., nobody who wants to see Kim make the sun rise tomorrow morning."

Our Dearest Leader Obama has already called dibs on that one !
Dibs schmibs. There are chunks of "community organizers" like Obama in Kim's BMs. The people of North Korea don't even need light bulbs, or electricity to light them, because Kim's brilliance alone provides enough light for the entire country, visible only to the fortunate citizens of his socialist paradise. Let's see Obama top THAT!

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My favorite is #3.

3. Can I emigrate to North Korea and live in North Korea?

It's possible only in very special situations and having honor/merits. You must send a request letter stating your reasons, together with your complete CV, copy of your passport and certificates to [email protected]

Image Is that all they want you to send? Why not bank account information too?
The correct reply should be "Are you nucking futs?"


 
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