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First .... Obamacare, Now .... Obamacar!

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Government Motors is quickly developing this new mode of public transportation, which incidentally will be available when Dear Leader allows Iran to block the Strait of Hormuz.

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But don't think this will be the only type of Ovbamacar available! There is going to be a wonderful diversity of safe and efficient vehicles.

Just yesterday Commissar Spartacus posted this latest example of instant response technology, reverse-engineered by People's scientists from an Unidentified Rolling Object found crashed in the Kalahari desert. Can it get any more futuristic?

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It's nice to see that things formerly destined for the junkyard (or graveyard) are now repurposed to extend their useful lives. How will our useful idiots be repurposed after Dear Leader Obama is firmly, and permanently, in charge?

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Two words come to mind, Comrade Jello-On-Brain - "soylent" and "green".

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It's good to see that our friends in the People's Republic of California are, as always, in the forefront of the new wave - in this case, driving the very latest from Government Motors, Animal Power Division!

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In related news, Most Glorious Leader and People's Motors unveil new mass transit solution, pictured here in Sahara Grain Harvesting Collective #432:

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These proles are only part way to our glorious collective future, where even vehicles as politically correct as these will no longer exist, because all roads will have had their pavement bulldozed aside and beets planted in the rights-of-way. I can already hear your stomachs growling, comrades. Bon Appétit.

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I want to know when Michael Moore's movie about how far advanced Cuban Transportation will be released! Our Cubano comrades are far advanced in this field, as Fidel was in power long before the Amerikkans got around to rightfully electing Dear Leader (PBUH) who took over the US auto industry as mere practice for Healthcare and gun control...

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Michael Moore is an excellent example of how following policy of distribution of personal resources to the needy in the noble name of Socialism is scientifically proven to cause the condition of morbid obesity.

To quote Marx:

"The less more you eat, drink... the less more you go to the... public house; the less you think, love, theorize... the more you save—the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust nor wild coyote in the Nevada desert will devour—your capital. The less you are, the more you have; the less you express your own life, the greater is your alienated life—the greater is the store of your estranged being. And this estranged being is stored in a great big tank attached to your midsection, buttocks and chins."

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Colonel 7.62's Model:

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Comrade Puchenko's Model:

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Comrade Whoopie's Model:

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People's Schitt-wagen:

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People's Leader Model:

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