Who can replace George Stephanopoulos as a fair and impartial moderator of the February 2016 GOP Debate?

The shocking revelation that ABC Chief Political Correspondent George Stephanopoulos accidentally forgot to remember to disclose the fact that he contributed $50,000 $75,000 to the Clinton Foundation has unfortunately caused him to recuse himself from moderating the GOP debate to be held next February on ABC. Apparently some highfalutin folks in the media don't think that a left-wing communist sympathizer fair and impartial journalist has a right to monetarily contribute to a charity run by a corrupt liar his former boss.

The most stunning part of this revelation is that anyone is surprised, considering that George worked for the Clinton campaign in 1992 and then in the Clinton Administration as the White House communications director from 1993 to 1996. Stephanopoulos, as a card-carrying member of the Left-Wing media fair and impartial journalist who hosts ABC's This Week, single-handedly gifted the Obama Campaign with it's War on Women™ narrative against Mitt Romney in 2012, leaving little doubt that he is a good comrade as to his political leanings.

One might think that it would be difficult to fathom a more partisan non-partisan moderator for a political debate than Stephanopoulos, but surprisingly, there are several contenders for the job that could fill his shoes without losing much in the left-wing ideology objective fairness department.

-Candy Crowley is well-remembered for the way she came to Dear Leader's defense when his Current Truth™ came under attack by Republican Nominee Mitt Romney.

-Chris Matthews is known to have had a thrill up his leg for Barack Obama, and would slobber at the chance to bring his brand of Hardball to the GOP debate.

-Brian Williams could make a brilliant comeback as a debate moderator, misremembering comments and actions by the Republican candidates that never actually happened.

-Bob Schieffer could make a splash for his final farewell to his tens of adoring fans who share his status as centenarians.

-Jon Stewart would give his millenial parrots young fans a refresher course on why they prefer the security of enslavement to The Party™ over the frightful idea of individual liberty.

Not to worry comrades, the fact is that The Party has a DEEEEEEEP bench of 'independent non-partisan journalists' (wink, wink) that would be able to induce awkward moments and inject confusion into a debate that will make excellent sound-bytes in negative ads for our presumptive empress elect.

Can't we have all of them? Plus Melissa Harris-Perry. They'd be a wonderfully petty jury.*

* Not related to the "petit jury."

Lev Termen wrote:Can't we have all of them? Plus Melissa Harris-Perry. They'd be a wonderfully petty jury.*

* Not related to the "petit jury."

Speaking of all-inclusiveness, the producers of the show were looking for somebody 'as fair' or 'fairer' than Stephanopoulos. Melitha Harrith-Perry is dark complected. As a Greek, Georgieboy is much fairer. If she agrees to wear her tampon earrings, an exception should, and could be made.

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Some say Comrade Stephanopoulos does not want to show his leprechaun side due to discrimination against that race.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Some say Comrade Stephanopoulos does not want to show his leprechaun side due to discrimination against that race.

Yes, even unto recent times, leperchauns were forced to roam the streets wearing green suits and hats, ringing their warning bells and shouting "Unclean! Unclean!" so that the populace would not be inconvenienced by their pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers. The constant noise rendered many Leppers permanently Def.

In our modern, enlightened society of today this treatment is considered racist and degrading, so it is therefore reserved for Rethuglicans.

Lev Termen wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Some say Comrade Stephanopoulos does not want to show his leprechaun side due to discrimination against that race.

Yes, even unto recent times, leperchauns were forced to roam the streets wearing green suits and hats, ringing their warning bells and shouting "Unclean! Unclean!" so that the populace would not be inconvenienced by their [highlight=#00ff00]pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers[/highlight]. The constant noise rendered many Leppers permanently Def.

In our modern, enlightened society of today this treatment is considered racist and degrading, so it is therefore reserved for Rethuglicans.

You forgot something Comrade. What have you got against blue diamonds?

Blue diamonds? Are they in there now too? And they call that a kiddy cereal!

Konservative_Punk wrote:Chris Matthews is known to have had a thrill up his leg for Barack Obama

I spent a little bit too much time on the toilet this morning and noticed my own legs tingling from the cutoff of circulation in them.

I couldn't help thinking of Comrade Matthews and wondering...

Comrade Matthews got a tingling in his leg from Obama. I got a tingling in my legs from a toilet.

Hmmm...

Although ABC has admitted that it has contracted the recent disease Stephonococulus, PBS has also disclosed that Judy Woodruff apparently was also infected. I am quite sure that in the following weeks many more personalities have also been infected with this disease. Comrades, remember it is not the amount of Grammies, Oscars or Platinum records a person has that determines how important their opinions are, it's how much they donate contribute to the greater good.